You don't know how much I wanna go and lift.

What will help you, buddy?

I need to wear one of my thongs

Will you get it for me?

'Cause I'm in a diaper

You want the plaid one?

That'd be good

Or wait, there's the one with the diamonds

Those are not diamonds

Well they decorate everything good

Ahh voot ah zigga duh dit de duh

Emmmmmm

Meh heh heh hehhh

I don't like your face

Hmm, you got horrible zoo hands

And you have the record for frowning

'Cause I want some lettuce.

You ever just wanna have a centipede

You know, in your pocket, just in case you wanted to eat it?

Why would I do that? Like, that's just -

Cuz you'd LIKE IT?

Uhh, that's really weird.

Suntan

That's what you need

He's right

I'm ready to sing.

JIMMA JAH MAH FA MAH JEEGA BURGA

I don't speak French

I believe he said we should all make out

I thought that we just did!

Hey, you know what?

I have jeggings for my pelican.

Wait, dude, what?

HUH?

You just said that you -

HUHH??

If I ever become a cannibal

I'm gonna eat a fat fellow.

I think you're sick

HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME

I just don't feel you're -

HUHH??

Dude!

AHh! ahlhlsdf asflahds

HUH?

HUHHH??

I want to address my wart

The one on my knee

You see, I wanna just shear it off and then keep it

Maybe tuck in a tray

Or a decorative box

And no one could find it

It'd be a secret

Hidden away, like my frisbee

And my Grover mask

[whispering voices] "And my Grover mask"

What?

Umm there was, like

The Wart Man

Was he wearing a hat?

Keep calm

Go to sleep

What do you need?

Can you find me a drummer?

No, but I can find a loser

Come on, I'm a star!

Well, then, where is your gold suit?

Uhh, it got like hair on it

from this rasta guy on the bus

I mean, I'd probably look totally incredible in it

But it was really just, uh

Makin' me sick mon

But I brought you something.

It's the tissue I just used to blow my nose

And it's still wet.

Mm hmmm.

Can you train a pig?

To do what?

Like harm my grandpa...

And grandmama

Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?

Maybe

Dude, they're not something you can like

purchase at the mall

You do realize that a pig doesn't really have human hands

What?

Bingo

Heh heh, PIG

[singing] Remember dragons are great in several ways

They guard the magic cloak

And I will find this cloak, then I will hide

Out in the street

In plain sight

Then I'll go find you a new fishy

Duh duh de duh duh

Okay I don't know this song

I'm not feeling it

But it's go this!

That thing's stupid

It's not my fault

Hey, you wanna like play that word game?

Okay

Okay, you go first this time

Okay, ummmmm

"Bloated baby feet"

Uhhhh

"Bean Fork"

"Human Litter Box"

[burp]

"Hobo Tear"

Dude

That one doesn't work

Okayyyy

Come on, last one

"Nut Scratcher"

Mmmm, that's a gross one

Sorry, I win.

Dang it!

I just hit the cat

And all because I can't look where I throw things

I bonked my kitteh!

Great you're just in time, check this out

I hate this moss book

It's a stupid gift from a friend

My friend who's a loser

Right here

Take this and burn it.

What the heck, bra?!

No, no, no, don't use that tone!

Aww, he's such a sweetie!

Oh oh oh, well I'm gonna tell everyone that

ya'll were never at SeaWorld!

Yeah, that's right!

'Cause I was doing crunches!

Uh uh, Teen Wolf... Lestat... just chill

Ch ch ch

He's a meanie

He just hurt my feelings

Also, he hurt my skin

And, and, and he gets poor grades.

ALLO-NEE!

A ROGGEN DOGGEN FISHA BUH DAGLE-DAGLE

Oh snap! What's that 'posed to mean?

Well, he said you're a block salesman

DE WOGGA WOOGA HAVVA CHEE

What now he said to me?

He says sometimes you wake up his mom?

Ewww

Yes, I agree

COLLA BED NOW

GLIVVA SHIMPS!

He says you're fat

Really?

Yeah.

Hang on

There you go.

Smells like a freakin' egg roll

I don't smell-

Ooohh

Yeahhh

I promised I wouldn't do this, and who cares?

I need to say my alphabet

And I

Can never trust skeletons

Hmm

Don't you wanna set me down?

I just want my lily pad

Heh heh

HOT POTATO!

Yeah, one time I bit a geese

My left shoe leaks sock grease

Mmm that's gross

Ate a big leech

Eww how'd you keep it down?

HOT POTATO!

The Tin Man sat in the soup

Of course he did!

Gyah, you just wrecked the beat!

[sound of someone being dropped] Oww!

Do you have a glue stick?

What?

Geez, I need some glue

Do you not use it when you break stuff?

Not really

Nice!