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  • Hey, how's it going? It's your boy-

  • *screeches*

  • back get it again with another original,

  • unique, hilarious

  • idea that no one's done before.

  • Pics to pics. As you can clearly tell, never done before.

  • Funny and original content!

  • Here we go!

  • Okay, okay, so if you for some reason don't know what this is - I don't know what the fuck-

  • How you ended up here without knowing about it. I mean The Verge posted about it ok, so,

  • everyone should know about it. And The Verge,

  • can you please just link to the goddamn thing because I can never find it all right?

  • You always hid it somewhere...

  • Oh there it is. Great. Basically this drawing will become this person, right?

  • Hilarious. So what happens then if I remove her eyes..?

  • I don't know what I expected was gonna happen, but it happened.

  • And thus, Slender Man was born. Jesus Christ.

  • This is slowly turning me on. I like it. How would this look..?

  • OH

  • WOW *he laughs*

  • How do they make the line so fucking thin? God damn this thing is terrifying!

  • *Laughs*

  • What is that thing??

  • Yes. I get it now. My God, she's absolutely beautiful-

  • Finally I can make my dream girl come true in this video game.

  • What if we make the mouth just a little happier? Just a tad bit a little happier?

  • OH MY GOD, SUGOI DESUNE!

  • KAWAII!

  • Yes!

  • Yes, yes, yes, yes!

  • But what if her face was a penis? Thank you everyone. Let's try it out...

  • That is much better. I like how the balls somehow made it in there.... I don't know how...

  • Finally!

  • Finally, my dream girl, right here on the Pewdiepie channel!

  • Marzia, I am sorry, but I have found a more perfect specimen.

  • I like to call her Jerry, and he loves me for who I am.

  • Aw Jerry, don't be so angry!

  • What did I do? I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Jerry- Abort abort.

  • Could this, perhaps, make you happier, Jerry?

  • Oh, Jerry~

  • Related to the elephants, I can tell, I can tell. Yes.

  • I am 12, by the way, in case you're wondering. Yes I am

  • Thank you very much. Thank you for subscribing, and leaving a like on this video right now.

  • Yes, I am drawing a dick on a woman's face.

  • Yes, his is the pinnacle of comedy. You just found it here on this channel.

  • Congratulation, it's never going to be better than this.

  • Let's laugh at some more penises.

  • *Sings* Family friendly Felix~

  • *Laughs loudly* YES!

  • *Sings* Family friendly Felix~

  • I mean I'm not going to lie, I've been with worse women.

  • I'm talking, of course, about your mama.

  • Your mama, everybody. Your mama jokes. *Fake laughter*

  • AH!

  • I have seen death, and he stares, but he looks so cute.

  • He looks so sad! What the hell is this?!

  • Kawaii desune~!

  • Oh my god.

  • Fucking sexy. This is sexy-

  • I finally, finally can create my perfect human.

  • *Sneezes dramatically*

  • Let's try and draw the most beautiful specimen of all time...

  • ME!

  • Hey, why not just draw myself from real time? How about that.

  • Okay, all right.

  • Nose- Big-ass nose... Yes...

  • Uh-huh... No upper lip, but a giant bottom lip. Yep, that's it...

  • Very pointy jaw...

  • Eyebrows that could face any anime character.

  • Wow look at that. I'm goddamn perfect. I have a feeling that this is not Gonna

  • This is not Gonna look pretty let's watch

  • What the fuck is that?

  • How does fuck did that happen?

  • No, no, no no no

  • What the fuck is...?

  • Oh noo

  • kill it

  • KILL IT

  • Man if all fan art of me was this good, boi. I could only dream. Okay here. We go

  • Now you're just being me. How do you go from this to this? Fuck you pix2pix you don't know shit?

  • Alright, let's draw the second second most beautiful specimen

  • That's her name Marsha

  • this is really my

  • Monalisa. In the future. They won't be talking about Monalisa. They'll be talking about Marsha. Oh my God. She's absolutely perfect

  • Okay, let's watch

  • .-.

  • OMG let's try another one, okay, alright. Let's actually maybe maybe I could have made her a little bit more prettier

  • Okay, well, I don't see how this one can fail at all, so

  • I mean I still hate it. If you know what I mean. Hell, yeah, does it mean finally I can factor my own porn hell

  • Yeah, yeah

  • Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute. Yeah, boy

  • Boi, you're looking sexy girl or the perfect *hamming the perfect whamen that I would finally a whamen

  • I can respect I know what you're thinking

  • What about your dog Pewds? Surely your dog must look at least decent in this.

  • And then I agree 100% because they seem to make everything fucking black in this game racist game everyone

  • He kind of looks cute. I kind like my fan art of edgar here. Thank you. God

  • This is why Darwin was wrong. You still believe in global warming well. I have solid evidence to prove against it

  • What the fuck look at that thing. It's beautiful

  • Edgar: Finally now that I'm a human you can treat me nice.

  • Pewds: Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out

  • Well, it was bound to happen. What about Jackspedicy? Let's do the pretty version of Jack

  • it's a good thing that I'm such a

  • impeccably

  • perfect artist

  • I get commissioned requests all the fucking time all the time

  • People's like: "hey, I want to pay you because I love love your art"

  • How the fuck did I make him more pretty how's that possible?

  • Alright fuck it

  • They all just get fucking werewolves well - fuck that nose though

  • Why are they all werewolves? Stop. Is it the eyebrows?

  • For Fuck's sake stop being werewolf. It's not that hard obviously we have to draw the

  • Absolute most beautiful specimens of all time

  • Nick Crompton it's a God damn perfect human being and I want to see how he looks like as an actual human

  • *Yo know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

  • Yes I can rap and no I'm not-*

  • Let's just add one of the chins that he has

  • * ENGLAND IS MY CITY and if it-*

  • Let's add all the hair that he has to hide the fact that he's fucking huge

  • *Then the US would be shitty- *

  • Here we go Nick Crompton everyone

  • Oh My fucking God it looks just like him. I did it I

  • Finally did it holy shit. I knew I could do it if I just put my mind to it

  • You can do it if you just put your mind to it and say fuck it. Let's screw. It Nick Crompton. Let me fuck you

  • That's a freestyle song about my love for you Nick

  • Why haven't you returned my calls?

  • Emails, text messages. What are you? I thought you were gay, what about...

  • What about slippy? Would slippy look good?

  • Come on game don't... Yes, yeah

  • That's my boy you looking good bitch. Where did you go?

  • I'm sure he's fine. What about my Twitter avatar?

  • All right here we go.

  • WHAT?

  • no.

  • it can't be true

  • No

  • NO

  • *suffer intensifies*

  • Well hope you enjoy this video. Leave a like all my sister fisters out there

  • I'll see you tomorrow with another episode, and as always

  • *Silence*

Hey, how's it going? It's your boy-

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