oh man, isn't this the best life ever?

I am having the time of my..

LIFE right now,

but if only there was a game where I could play and fidget spin at the same time!

aahh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----

MA GAH

FIDGET SPINNER SIMULATOR

Oh

There's a premium edition

In the premium edition, you get a golden fidget spinner and a golden 'vape'

I am so fucking excited

I've never been this excited for a game in my entire life.

Okay, here we go.

You know what?

I don't need this anymore

Wooow! This is gonna--

oh

ooooo

*moaning*

awww.... i'm on the hoverboard

Thank you Casey Neistat

for popularizing -OOH- this cancer

ohhhh, YES

I'm one with nAture

I've got my vape, my matching vape and my fid----can I spin it?

OOOOOOOHHHH--

shit, dawg

What a time to be alive, wait, let me try it

oohhhh that feels right

That just feels right

You should get yours too, and you can all do it together

this is-

ohh, I am dying, I am dying everyone. I'm back on my feet, okay we're fine

what is this ?

'Hold shift to accelerate'

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO

Yes!

my-sh

Chakra is perfectly balanced right now. If I was hit by a rasengan it would cancel out itself

this is incredible what a time to be alive; 2017! everyone its almost like an inevitable pivotal war

or Nuclear war

Doesn't even matter anymore because I am playing

Fidget Spinner Simulator: Golden Edition. Thank you

Where's my fucking platinum one though to be fair can I even rip a fat vape?

Can I even rip one I don't think I can, they didn't animate it.

Fuck. It doesn't matter. I've never been this happy. What is this?

there's tears on my fidget spinner. It's Okay the salt makes it spin faster. My god

I Never thought. It was possible to be this happy let's crash into the ocean... we can't there's an invisible wall

Okay, great. Oh

Wow

This game is a game. It's a it's a game. Sky Racetrack. Let's go. Hell yeah! c:

I'm like fucking Sonic up in this bitch

That's right, woo!

going so fast

This is what the new Sonic game should have been this is way more entertaining than any

Other game I am ever playing. I am and unironically enjoying this

this is definitely fun. I am having so much fun. Shut up. You don't know my level of fun >:c

It's going so fast. I think I might actually

Take a shortcut

...

what ? you can't jump all the sudden

Yes, I did it! Perfect landing!

Every time. Woo! What the fuck is this?

Oh God , other fidget spinner. Yes, fam. Follow me

Yeah!

Woohoohoo, this is so awesome. This is hella cool

Yeah, wow okay? Alright they're fucking

If you ever want to be gang fucked by a man with-by-by a fidget spinner gang, then play this game. seriously

Okay, multiplayer. What about multiplayer. Oh, wow I am controlling

What seems to be two characters at the same time the beat and the Chorus at the same time

This game is art. This game truly is art, its a...

it's a it's a

spitting image of self-reflection

Alright. This is now a three free games. That's right next one we're going to play is a horror game

looks pretty cool

Press f to turn on the flashlight alright locked door okay?

OH I get it. It's one of these doors simulators. Oh really like the sound of that one oh

Nice alright.Alright what this is that---if you are here, then you in-game?

*pewds laugh*

you in game everybody welcome welcome if in case you didn't know you in game a

Pizza no ah

Is that the end goal of this game to find a pizza don't worry pizza. I will find you

And I will eat you

closed

lies

You're not closed

where the f*ck is this fucking pizza ? I swear to God this is barricaded. Maybe I need like an axe or something

All right, maybe like a really sharp pizza. You know what I mean, I gotta find all the pizza slices run

But you can't run in this game. Well, you can don't turn back

Does that sound open but I can't?

what is that sound?

Okay, I'm getting a little spooked out now

Got a key I think oh

Shit, I think I found the pizza guys I found the page set

Really? I beat the game great. that was cool

pff haha

what the fuck hey ah

Yes

Okay, let's play this game. I

I'm actually really curious about this one. It looks like a really fun, Lo

Little game fun Little game

Here we go. I am in Box everybody. It's super fun

Let's do challenge, okay

All right, what about this challenge?

The fuck is this oh

My God that music is incredible

fuck

Okay, this is a lot harder than I thought

Every time I say okay my okay, google thing disappeared, so fucking annoying. I did it. It wasn't that hard was

what? Did I not completed what did i do wrong,?Okay let's take a hard challenge. How about this?

ski jump

Come on fat back

There we go get speed

Nailed it nailed this challenge, not a problem

Really this is

NOT THAT FUN

what about this one, maybe this one?

Decker speed

Come on. Give me that ten points. Oh, no, I got three

Ten point ten point and go home

*bass boosted*

Ten points or go home ten fucking--God damn it

Yes, I am back. It would seem I am completely incapable of

Playing these three free games anymore

I just can't seem to enjoy my stuff

But this is the game that I purely enjoy from the bottom of my heart

I've never had more fun and excitement in a video game look at that lens flare. It looks so real

Just like in real life. Why would you be in real life when you can be inside this game?

Right? think about it

You could be hoverboarding forever never run out of battery your vape will never run

Deplete of vape juice and your fidget spinner will never stop spinning now. That's the kind of life

I want to live forever

Thank you very much for watching

this has been your host

Killer Keemstar

Yes, the best game of all time. I am now fucking a tree

this is how I choose to live my life