Today, I'm gonna tell you about the Legend of the Frick.

The Frickening

It's a tale of a frick man.

It's a tale of...

*breathing* WHAT THE FRICK

...fantasizes

THIS JUST CAN'T EVER-

That can never be quenched.

I'm talking of course, about the frick man himself

Sammy, sonic fan.

Sammy, the frick.

*i can't caption this*

*The Frickening*

WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE?

Sammy, I'm sure a lot of you have seen before.

But, do we really know the story about Sammy?

And what happened to Sammy?

I say "what the frick"

Let's jump into it

*child screaming*

Sammy's first video began in April, 2013.

He uploaded his first review video.

A Super Mario Bros Wii Review

And let me fricking tell you...

...it's something to behold.

Sammy (Frick Kid): OK

Today I'm gonna review this Mario Bros Wii for Nintendo Wii

Okay this game was released back in 2009...

Pewds: It all seems so innocent

until...

...until it took a very dark turn.

Sammy (Frick Kid): okay..

so let's get to the most important aspect: creativity

WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO?!

Pewds: Aah! *giggling like a 5 year old*

The microphone! How did he attain such amazing audio quality?

Sammy (Frick Kid): WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO!?

Pewds: *chuckles* It's absolutely perfect!

Sammy (Frick Kid): Now for the controls.

WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO!?

MOTION CONTROLS

Did he just say "heck" and not "frick"? What the frick?

I could listen to this kid scream "what the frick" in my ears

in a thousand decibels all day long

I love it, I live for it.