WHAT THE FUCK DI-

[urging to puke]

[urging to puke]

[urging to puke]

Yep..

TAY SWAY

Guide me

*inaudible*

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

Choo Choo on this

mother fucker.

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

Yep..

What the fuck are they doing???

WHY?!

[VICTORY SCREAM]

Yep..

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

*Poods is grossed out*

You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

[lighter clicks]

Not everyone is ready...

[Groaning]

*More fart like groaning*

Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

[groaning]

*More Fart Groans -3-*

[burp]

No fear!

Thats right!

[jumpscare]

Okay- you're good

You're good

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yep..

[vomits]

Oh, its good!

[puking intensifies]

(Background: I hate peedeepie)

Because... pewdiepie

sucks and..

his fans

sucks.

Fanboys...

sucks.

Pewdiepie sucks...

I hate fucking pewdiepie...

Don't call me fat..

because your fat too!

BITCH!

*Silence*

*Poods contemplating life decision*

Yep..*oh fuck*

Here we go...

OH

OHH

OHHH

OHHHH

AHH

AHHHH

BROS!

I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

❤ I will never forget you ❤

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

This is it.

Hey! Im actually fine :D

[explosion]

This one's for TImmy!

This is it for Private Clutch

Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

I'm out of ammo!

Tell my subs..

Tell the Bros..

[radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

- What?

[radio]: You've taken out the enemy

They're all dead!

- Really?

Oh..

Well, how about that bitches!

Yep..

[woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

*deadpanned face*

*I am disappointed.*

[Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

Surprise motherfucker!!

Oh! OH MY GOD!

NO! NO! NUN

HUN HUN HUH AH

PFF PFSS PFFU

*BOOM BITCH*

Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

Zero deaths!

Pewds never dies!

What is this magical device?

[laughs]

[laughing continues]

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

But they were-

*rlly bitch?*

This is art!

Like, this-is-art!

You can't argue with art!

Hey!!

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

*I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

[guy in the phone]: Hello..

[Pewds]: I will find you..

- Hum, why??

- I will look for you!

- What the fuck

- And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

- Are you crazy?

- No..

I'm pewdiepie...

- Ehmm, okay..

*Call Ends*

[laughs]

Man..

Literally felling this..

I'm in another game.

Oh my God

There's a car level coming up!

*pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

How you ladies doing?

MORE!

MOORE!

YEAHH!

Ahh

Taste good!!

YEAHH!

OHHH

MORE!

MORE POW-

♪ ROCK ♪

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

*Pewds hides in his shell*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

The fuck was that?

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

*rip*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

You think this is some kind of game?

Technically, it is.

*snort*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

ZERO DEATHS.

It's a tricky part

[Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

- I think you should be nervous

- Yeah?

- I've seen you play Conan

[laughs]

- You're pretty awful! I-

[Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

[Cry]: Cut......the.....

[Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

- No!

FU--*dies before explodes*

What does it say?

It's the 1 million one

and it's fucking BROKEN!

"Congrats for surpassing one million!"

Oh that's cool!

That happened years ago!

GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

Hey Jack!

This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

Which is convinient..

because you videos are about as cringey

as a dove commercial!

[some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

[Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

- You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

- Oh, oh, heyy

No!

- You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--

- [laughs]

Thousands of dollars..

That's cute!

[laughs]

I'm gonna shave!

[Maya]: Fine...

If you shave..

I'll make it so that Marzia..

Won't!

*OH FUCK*

♪ Swaggy Music ♪

They call me Beast Master 64!

I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

Step by step..

OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*

*c'mere bitch*

*distorted* Game Over..

The fuck was that?

That's a Pokémon right there!

That's a Pokémon!

OH MY GOD ;-;

That's my Pokémon!

*GUNSHOT*

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

♪ Emotional Music ♪

If Pokémon aren't real

Then dogs aren't real either

*SOBBINGS*

*GUNSHOT*

[SCREAMS]

FUUUUUUU-

"I can't believe this happened.."

"I can't believe this.."

"You won't believe this.."

"SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*

" I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."

" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."

" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"

" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."

" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

" CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

Get the boat!

Get the boat! Get-

The Pok-A-Bitch!

I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch

C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!

GO POK-A-BITCH!

AHH!

C'mon! OH!

GET HER!!!!

Don't film this!

[Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?

- Yeah what the fuck am I doing?

- What the fuck are you doing?

- Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?

What the fuck am I DOING?

- What the fuck are you doing?

- I'm not a vegan!

I wasn't dead! Oh my God!

NO!!

♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪

♪ Your takin one down ♪

[Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..

If you don't have core message as making a positive

impact on the planet, what the-

W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the

What the fuck are you doing?

- Oh my God there it is!

- There it is!

There it is! It's right there!

Remember me!

Camera man.. Remember me!

So, Sky News posted:

"Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."

It seems legit right?

We got it!!

Yes!

[laughs]

Where's the drone seriously? OK

The fuck was that sound?

*SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*

AHHHHHH!

[Malcom]: The most important part..

- The most important part, here it comes.. ok

- PewDiPie is gay!

Pewdiepie EXPOSED

[Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue

like that and you hold it and then you just-

- I see..

There's a Demon on-

[Marzia screams]

How does that EXISSS-

I will send out my greatest

achievement.. Squirtle!

I've infuse him with my own DNA

FIRE THE CANONS!

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

*Cannons Bursting*

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

Squirtle..

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

I need to save him!

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

Sending the helicopter!

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

♪ Sad Music ♪

My face is just like:

"Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.."

OH!

What the ff-

♪ Jurassic Park Theme ♪

Aw shit!

Oh no!

Yep..

To get your core message across

you really gotta hit those points.. fast!

Marina get it fast!

As much information as fucking POSSIBLE!

GO!

[Marina Joyce]: You should watch, 'Cow Spiracy??'

because it's a very good thing to watch,

but it's gorey, so I don't recommend watching it.

What the fuck does that mean? Ouch! Shit.