YouTube, those sons of bitches they took all my

money but they demonetized all my videos.

as you can see by this background I'm

living in in the,

I'm living in the slums I'm eating,

Edgar's dog food that's right I I made

some bad investments okay I did I I

thought it was going to work out who

knew rats could it live underneath water

okay maybe I maybe I should have seen

that one coming

god dammit why do I invest all my money

in the rat under water rats nah leprosy

I have leprosy now I'm gonna have to get

a new job don't you understand the

serious and see of the situation why

aren't you looking at me huh well no I

have not something that moment I'm gonna

have to find another job what job am i

qualified what talents do I have as a

youtuber as a joke because youtubers

doesn't have talent Photoshop Photoshop

that's right

Aynsley Photoshop let's see on Twitter

what people want made a rotor shop daddy

oh five as a happy wholesome American

family now that's just straight-up

impossible

don't be ridiculous Danville cinnamon

toast can the future of YouTube right

there zooming on the nipple

the real future of YouTube you just go

to the trending tab and look whatever

cancer is on that shit

we got Roman Atwood Vox iJustine and

what's up mom's Photoshop Wall Street

Journal into a good publication okay

that should be easy enough I accept your

challenge

all right we have the Wall Street

Journal logo here and let's let's make

some fine-tuning adjustments change the

letters a little bit we rearranged

essentially just rearrange what we're

looking at here oh wow it's it's

starting to look like something could it

be a good publication my god let's add

some coloring beautiful

Dolan that will be fede bucks okay you

can PayPal me who's chaos says fuck me

up well this has already been

photoshopped okay you clearly use some

fucking filter to smooth out his skin

what are you fucking I what can we do

with this I don't fucking know I'm going

to be honest here you look like shit I'm

sorry you don't look great but

there-there is the solution okay I have

a problem with the fact that you're

trying to steal my hair and but I will

say you have a huge fucking nose and

that you know represent as a fellow

member of the big-ass nose community I

appreciate you and I want to accentuate

your best features why I can't submit by

just lifting them up just a tiny bit we

don't want you to look weird or bad or

anything so let's just do that

so let's describe that beautiful nose

and let's get rid of you wow that is

look Wow

can you tell I'm good at Photoshop oh my

god it looks so real

can't you tell by the pixels yep I'm

definitely not regretting spending time

on this one I definitely think this was

worth the effort make him happy

who cries on camera what a goddamn loser

I can't allow that to happen I will do

it for free this should be easy

oh fuck I fucked it up I fucked it up

goddamnit I'm not cut out for this

that's not just mean G make me into a

dodge please notice me senpai it's my

dream to be in one of your vids well

your wish is my command as long as you

pay pal I have a feeling she's gonna

regret this I just found the perfect

dodge the perfect I mean already I can't

tell the difference alright let's start

with the eyes make it make it nice and

simple to be honest already you look ten

times better Felix the plastic surgeon

here to fulfill all your needs moving on

to the note that looks great

I love my lime thank you for asking yes

I think we're getting somewhere next

time it'd be really great if you could

send me in like a little lower rest

photo that would be really helpful thank

you it looks like we're gonna have to

give you a complete new set of teeth yes

yes now just the ears I don't see your

ear so I'm just gonna have to guess

actually never mind there's a little ear

tip that's all we got to work with

that's all we were doing yeah yes proper

dog ears wow look at that

and you're really wearing a necklace so

there there you go Oh oh my god Jesus

Christ

let's have a little look-see before

after my god you look great honey

not only 50 bucks thank you oh my god if

this continues I might be able to

support myself make me into a helicopter

you know what I feel privileged to help

you in your transition into an Apache

helicopter you're so brave let's take

your sorry don't mean to be rude but you

have weird ass fingers disgusting but

they will make you fly fucking like did

you have to cover up your whole goddamn

face Wow

so brave okay what a grace is it yeah

fucking dumb oh my god okay ah

another satisfied customer

Wow it feels great that I can make

people feel good can you give me big

muscular arms a poor soul in pain in

need he doesn't have any arms it will be

my honor my privilege and my duty you

know some people say that using

Photoshop generated arms is unethical

dangerous can cause life's

life-threatening disease no I say no

there's nothing wrong with it there's

nothing wrong with having arms and if

you have a problem with having arms

you've got a problem with me because I

have arms what the fuck am I talking

about dude you're gonna look so small we

need to work out when you look this good

when you look this good boy damn dog you

go fuck them hoes up hit man you look

fucking at a touch

holy shit damn you look amazing another

satisfied customer thank you give

Gerrard his eyebrows back what happened

to Gerard's eyebrows you know what not

Mike not none of my business

not a my Beza I've always wondered I

know you think you've thought the same

thing I've always wondered what would it

be like to have ok meseta let's say it

on three one two caterpillar eyebrows

yes on point how high five

caterpillar eyebrows is the new hippest

trend that a lot of people don't know

about I was a fan of caterpillar before

caterpillars were cool okay alright

alright

caterpillars it's my thing it's what I

define my identity around

peddlers I've been thinking about this

caterpillar thing for a long time

and I want you to know Gerard if you

actually want me to hit you up with some

caterpillar eyebrows I can give you a

discount just because I really like your

music would you like some candy Peter a

bee we came down there and come now you

get to caterpillar for free you get one

caterpillar is a friend that's Frank you

get to print a caterpillar free while

hillocks it looks good

it looks really good it feels rewarding

it's Edgar's turn to be in the middle

thank you so cute

Jesus guys chill it was pretty pie come

on Wallace read you want fortify I swear

I can tell you everything about the fuck

fix this okay no problem

you're welcome

you're welcome that'll be another 50

here's a classic example of how the fuck

am I supposed to do that turn me into

this pug okay well you're covering your

whole guy do you have glasses and a

fucking mug in your face how am I

supposed to do that now just because you

made such a dumb suggestion I'm going to

turn this cup into the pod look what an

amazing time that part of that mug has

what the fuck am i doing

god dammit the fucking on monetization

man I don't know what to do I don't know

what to do but now I know thanks to you

guys and my amazing talent we can work

this out together

appreciate you and as always a little

high came in without one