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  • Do you guys like to cringe?

  • I like to.

  • In case you haven't noticed I'm kind of a cringy guy.

  • Put me in any

  • real-life scenario,

  • and I just won't know how to handle it.

  • *Clip of professional Pewdiepie handshake with Conan plays.*

  • That was awful. It turned into a high-five and it just fell apart.

  • It was...I never want to do that again.

  • *Laughs at himself*

  • But that's what makes me appreciate the cringe even more,

  • because I understand the cringe.

  • I bleed for the cringe.

  • So without further ado, let's go through some of my favorite cringe

  • Special TV Edition™️! Hooray.

  • You're really scraping the barrel now Felix, I love this because it's basically how I do all my intros

  • *professional sounding intro music plays*

  • *Pewds laughing*

  • *snicker*

  • *sounds of fumbling papers or microphone feedback*

  • *Pfhh, hah!*

  • - Hello and welcome - Thank you, I never felt so welcome! How natural that was

  • He just turns around like he's so confused the look of terror

  • Hello and welcome

  • to this vi-de-o...

  • Hope you guys are looking for...

  • *hehehe*

  • I don't know what it is with TV cringe

  • It's just funny cuz it's so it's such an organic cringe

  • You know what I mean?

  • When that thing happened with Conan, you know

  • I know! You see it in my head. I'm calculating

  • I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they'll edit that out. Yeah, I trust the editing system that they won't draw attention to it

  • They will just cut it out. No! And that's why we, you know, it's live you get these beautiful moments

  • Okay, this one! My boy. My man

  • Richard! 30 second pitch, Richard! You're on television, live television

  • You got to give us a thirty. Second. Clip.

  • I watch this clip to get me going in the morning!

  • To get me boosted, get a nice big old motivational push just watch my man Richard killing it. All right, Richard chaas keys take it away

  • Get a nice big old motivational push!

  • Just watch my man Richard KILLING IT

  • Alright Richard Pachovsky, take it away.

  • Come on Richard, kill it.

  • Hi, you're looking for someone who has more...

  • than

  • ..just a focus on

  • uh

  • technology

  • You're looking for someone

  • who has

  • No

  • Pewds: Ohh no!

  • Anchor: That's okay, go for it! Tell us!

  • Anchor: Just speak to me like we're sitting at the dinner table! Go ahead Richard.

  • Anchor: What do you have? What can you offer?

  • ...

  • Richard: That... Pewds: *groaning*

  • Pewds: Come on Richard, plz!!

  • Anchor: It's okay regroup for a second. No problem. Go ahead take it again.

  • And here, when alllll hope is lost

  • When Frodo lost the Ring, when the Titanic sank, when that plane...

  • *record scratch*

  • No...

  • When all hope was lost

  • Richard

  • Top 10 Anime Comebacks of All Time®

  • KILLS IT! He comes back and he kills it

  • ONE. THOUSAND. PERCENT.

  • Richard: Okay

  • Richard: You're looking for someone who is more than just technology savvy

  • Pewds: Ja!

  • Richard: ...someone who has customer focus

  • and international experience. A prob—a personwho is a problem solver

  • Analytical yet still has common sense. [Pewds: Yes!]

  • I'm that person. [Pewds: He's that person.] I have great

  • ...customer...

  • ...focused skills [Pewds: He does!] and great soft skills.

  • I...have the ability to take

  • end-to-end ownership of a project

  • And the determination to do whatever it takes to get the job done

  • Anchor: Fantastic, Richard.

  • *Pewds giggling incoherently*

  • It's so wholesome!

  • So glad he got through it! My man...

  • Richard! It's it's not a cringe. I just love the clip

  • You know that they're saying in a relationship what they're not doing in public they're doing at home. It's a bit more specific but

  • Great saying Felix. I know well this clip is a testimony of that and my god

  • It's probably one of the most painful fights I have ever seen on television

  • Thank You, mr. President, thank you. Good morning everyone and welcome to morning Joe Joe's back

  • Is here great to have you back?

  • We did lots of fighting over issues. So it should be a good show to know we do know. Oh, yeah, we don't fight

  • No, no. Don't do that, ok? Not on the air.

  • Not on the air! What're you doing, it's 6:03.

  • Well, can ask you a question?

  • Everyone knows you cannot hold hands at 6:03 (AM)

  • okay, you cannot do any endearing gesture at 6:03 (AM) touching hands you might as well given her a slap on the

  • nose

  • We're engaged I mean we've been engaged now for like 13 hours

  • (uhhhhh)

  • Do you think I should be able to hold her hand? (no, not at-)

  • 603 not at 603 everyone knows that you'll be quiet. I'll hold your hand

  • My god, but there is a chance of hail in the morning after love eight will reach 13 - great

  • So pick the first day of the last month. Oh my god, I

  • Said this and I've said it before first of all never kiss anyone I mean, what's the point?

  • Don't kiss someone that isn't your girlfriend fiance or wife on camera at all. Just don't do it. Just don't do it

  • Just don't do it. Okay. Just don't kiss people. Just don't kiss anyone just don't want to kiss for this guy

  • It's like you know what?

  • Screw that rule.

  • I'm gonna go- i'm gonna- Im gon- *Gibberish*

  • '*+-. Moment of truth .-+*'

  • Woman: Ouuo.. Ahha, Man: Hah, hahahahahaha!

  • Other man: Ok, this is going on.

  • Urruugh!

  • You had one job

  • Okay, you know how much shame I have to swallow for the handshake. What do you think?

  • I happen if I went into a kiss, huh? What would you think would happen?

  • Tehe, he hahahaha...

  • Okay, this really is great way or is it here yeah

  • He, hahahahah!

  • I'll just play it. Quarter o'clock. Yeah his phone rings and what is he doing?

  • *Throwing phone*

  • *Vietnamese*

  • Yeah, that's less awkward. Couldn't he have just muted it you didn't have to throw or chuck away your phone Jesus Christ

  • I love the sound

  • but

  • *Vietnamese*

  • Enjoy your broken phone and your lost job. Oh this one is this one is great to my man. Mike craft sick

  • He basically speaks just like I do

  • when it's unedited

  • if you ever want to know how an unedited pewdiepie video looks like

  • It's basically like this people trying to beat the heat and trying to stay cool and to tomorrow

  • and people

  • *Hard time speaking*

  • That's it guys hope you enjoy this video and to

  • Tomorrow

  • Don't get me wrong. Okay. I'm not ridiculing these people. I am merely celebrating it. We're a group of cringe.

  • We all know how it feels I love this clip because whatever she's saying it's just so goddamn

  • boring and this girl doing a copies in the background just realizes that she's

  • For the lottery starting tomorrow

  • Open until Friday the UAA will know

  • Can I swap my cell phone picked up from Tuesday through Thursday now students which

  • Everyone is welcome to sign up live from the newsroom Cara Minelli. W UF t news

  • She's like what is happening? Beautiful cringe? Where would I be without you?

  • I'm so pale

  • Today snow is

  • low, and one of the

  • snow fell in Seattle in other areas

  • This is the kind of stuff that you know

  • I would if I do with this on camera Brad and Brad - we'll just draw attention to it

  • So now if I ever mess up an intro you normally I just keep going and do it redo it

  • But instead I have to stop the recording and start again

  • because of these douchebags

  • these meanies.

  • This clip is so weird, okay. If I no one has to context behind this, please feel free to let me know

  • I don't know. What the Frick her problem is. I feel like it's a broken record. Look at the best. I

  • Look at her, what's she doing?

  • Like calling you daddy thank you. I can like it what just happened

  • What just happened there? She's just like they're communicating

  • It's not about the record this morning, but honestly, I feel like it was a broken record

  • this is like the best song I play that song I

  • Like calling you daddy. Thank you

  • So anyway, that's the best song ever. I really enjoy that. You got it daddy

  • I like calling you daddy his reaction to it is so wholesome. It's not like "you weirdo". It's

  • literally, like "Oh, thank you"

  • Calling you daddy

  • She should be working for the BCC- Jbww- hahahahaha!

  • No, no, no, no not on my cringe watch. Okay, this clip is

  • so

  • painful, I

  • Need a nuclear warning on this one. This is nuclear. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. Okay guys. Are you ready?

  • I'm going to press play three two one. Im gonna get a picture of you and then it would be posted all around?

  • And you'll be it'll happen in your office. Yeah, possibly you don't think so

  • Well, it depends, you know, you know, I've got some time in the camera. Why don't you stop by?

  • No, okay, um, oh

  • Jesus Christ what is wrong with the people, you know people talk about

  • Social issues and I'm like that doesn't happen you watch you watch the news and it's like right there

  • It's hidden in plain sight maybe because I never had a desk job. Maybe that's these you why would he say that?

  • You know, I've got some time and a camera. Why don't you stop by?

  • No, okay, this is in the context of I think some

  • Naked photos and he just drops in the weirdest tone ever. I got camera

  • She dropped some time in a camera. Why don't you stop by?

  • Yeah, I'll come by. What the hell

  • What are you where were you thinking?It's not as bad as the kiss thoughto, the kiss was worse. That was a joke

  • Bwthahahaha..!

  • Yes, I love this clip

  • That's right. I've seen them all. I'm just showing it to you cuz I like it. Okay

  • This guy makes a weird furry joke and no one laughs

  • And it just makes it so much worse

  • Okay, just hang out with my new best friend Bettina I

  • Think you sho- you two should get a

  • Hotel room or something a lot of action going on over there. Oh Charlie!

  • Probably most action you get in months huh?

  • Oh my god... (thhehe), oh yeah? whatswrongwitdemwstakjjnuttlluwwioioioi

  • Terrible joke why would you and they kept going my god you think my jokes are bad

  • Shishah sheesh (Family Friendly). Ah, I need a minute. I need a break

  • It's we got my boy. I can't even watch this. This is going to do a spoken words now write write and

  • Tell us what we're about to hear

  • Just a priest there. It's just a freak, you know every style I notice a Comic Sans there by the way, okay

  • Years ago, they tried it years ago. They try this just put me in it (Beatbox)

  • Check it check it

  • Come on Dave freestyle try to read something from your book. Yeah, uh

  • I was wondering like surely Mo's rappers have some sort of hey, give us a freestyle

  • They just have like a go-to rhyme right? Maybe they're writing some song or something some material

  • That's what I would do if I had a rapper because I'm a but cuz I don't want to end up like Mike here

  • That's right. Everybody. I make an effort to not appear cringy. Here's like actual customer out here

  • What's what's the best kind of firework to buy wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

  • Kid's sketchy back to you that kid has been raised on a pure onion diet I can tell this is onion versus soy

  • Demonstrated right here. Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

  • Asserting his dominance

  • straight away

  • delivered that line like a pull intent like that that kid made him remember his days in elementary school, so

  • Humiliating. This is a new day. This is too big

  • so basically they they came to rescue this hiker because they left a message in the sand and

  • You know a call for help by stones, you know, the classic mean send help with so

  • Here's a live footage of it you're making

  • Something please send something please

  • Thank god, she's okay

  • Probably someone did in fact send her news. What an absolute hero

  • We sent our team out to send her nudes and it worked out great

  • Everyone was just happy, great everyone was just happy, it cured the heat, it just... fixed all the problems.

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  • S- s..- Seriously...

  • t h e n t h e r a m p w h a i a i a a

  • I'm gon.. I'm gonna look at the cordcast while they say.. Let's go take a look at this whole- Woman: Wait a minute, you're live on TV right now?

  • Man: Yes!

  • *Non-humanic sound*

  • What are they..-

  • P a z a w a n a n g a n o a m a w o a n a n a w e l c o m e z a r a w e w o a P a z a w a n a n g a n o a m a w o a n a n a w e l c o m e z a r a w e w o a

  • Man: Then the roud ??????

  • S- S..- Seriously.

  • I'm gonna look at the forecast while they sing. Let's go ahead

  • We got our phase right before make it our phase now before workout. That's why they sing

  • All right

  • that's it for me for now lemon leave a like if you cringed leave a like if you...-

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  • another video..-

  • Id.. Hit that uhhhhh........-

  • bell button

  • *Pewds trying to speak english*

  • and um...

  • (long awkward silence)

  • (processing)

  • (where did he go?) ( I Don't Know.) -From The Other Translator

  • Right, I know you're gonna keep this just don't just cut it out there

  • We miss Sive. (brad 2)

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