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  • Guys...

  • I got bad news...

  • You might want to sit down.

  • How do I even begin to say this? ?

  • All my Dr. Phil videos...

  • ...got claimed (???)

  • By Sony TV (cmon Sony, you give us spooderman and loli spooderman)

  • All of them

  • They struck out of nowhere

  • I wasn't even prepared

  • You know, Dr. Phil wore my t-shirt (totally legit btw the way)

  • So I thought he was a bro, okay?

  • I thought he would appreciate my videos and understand that it gave traction to his show

  • but, this of course means... No more Dr. Phil videos (imma cri)

  • I know! I'm crying too and I have been crying

  • this is a big F, a massive F

  • No amount of G fuel in the world is gonna solve this problem.

  • I know

  • But instead...

  • *Eats dry G-fuel*

  • We're gonna have to watch some goddam Tik-Toks (original content)

  • Cuz I got nothing else planned! (pewnews maybe)

  • Now Dr. Phil if you're listening,

  • I'm not mad,

  • Okay?

  • I'm just disappointed :(

  • and I'm waiting!

  • I'm waiting,

  • for my apology.

  • and retraction, okay?

  • Sony ATV Publishing

  • Do you know what fair use is?

  • Huh?

  • Hit or miss!

  • But!

  • Never mi-

  • Why is the camera so close?

  • In the mean while,

  • We're gonna have to review Tik-Toks

  • Let's just freakin do this.

  • Tik-Toker: People keep saying I look scared,

  • like there is a person behind the camera holding a gun at me.

  • Pewds: No, you look like a little *****

  • Okay, goddamit,

  • Sorry, I'm upset,

  • I am upset!

  • Let's see some good Tik-Toks

  • Let's get some really good Tic-Toks to cheer me up.

  • Jackspedicey, probably: Full-time today, I know!

  • We haven't set off yet.

  • Another one: Eh

  • Why is 2013 JackSepticEye in my Tic-Tok feed?

  • Begone!

  • Irish man, I don't want you

  • There's a time and place for everything,

  • but not now.

  • This guy got 340 thousand likes just for moving his hands

  • Proving you need to be good looking to get likes.

  • *Eats G-Fuel*

  • When do s- I'm that good-looking guy.

  • Ooooh!

  • Well, well played.

  • Well I guess Eisen of the Builder. They look like Leafy, don't they?

  • All these TikTok kids...

  • they all look the same!

  • Wow incredible

  • The production quality of these have really increased massively. That must have taken forever.

  • We can't even do that with the green screen. Look:

  • *fail*

  • Hobo: Hey, you got the drugs? Other hobo: Of course I got the drugs

  • What is Brad doing in my TikTok vid? Get out of here, man?

  • First Leafy, then jack now Brad? what the Frick is going on

  • Not a cop

  • Are you of course? Not are you sure cuz if you're a cop you have to tell me does he have a septum ring?

  • Damn, Brian. I didn't take you for a little

  • No, he just has a big nose, sorry

  • holy sh*t It's minecraft

  • Don't eat it out of the can by the way, I'm just really desperate

  • Yeah, I only had a dog don't ever hit a dog

  • I don't care if it's in Minecraft that actually makes it worse. You lost my respect

  • TikTok community. I can't even eat G fuel now. I'm so angry The Incredible Hulk be like hulk

  • My spine

  • Okay

  • That was great

  • Guys, I don't buy you, but that was freaking cringe balling is not funny. Okay?

  • Whoa, holy wow, that's so

  • eeepic

  • He opened the fridge that's that's funny. That's really *oopsie* funny. I'm laughing. I'm actually laughing don't judge me

  • Okay, I don't need judgment. I'm having a rough day. all my Dr. Phil did all your dr. Phil videos get claimed

  • I don't think so. Okay. I don't understand. I don't understand how he can do this. You can't just claim videos

  • What is he doing? put in for your other camera

  • yeah, and then

  • and there you go brand new android

  • No

  • I'm sick and tired of everyone saying that Android has bad quality. Look at my camera quality I use an Android

  • and it's excellent quality

  • Thank you very much. Y'all just a bunch of lazy and phone (juicers? tf)

  • Whatever it's called I don't keep up with the kids.

  • Guys I'm under crisis. So my pewdiepie wall

  • Matter for 49 days now and I kind of want as it should by the way

  • If you don't have a pewdiepie wall, I got bad news for you

  • you might as well go unsubscribe right now (he's just kidding lmao) because that subscription

  • Means nothing! unless you have at least a PewDiePie altar with a candle or...

  • An anime girl or something god damn. accuse the one deal to not take it down though

  • Don't take it'll be a challenge, but I need 10,000 likes to not to get down. So good luck

  • Well you might think this is pretty cheap attempt to get likes

  • But I think it's worth it smash like on this video guys. You heard the man 10,000 likes. Can we do it?

  • Keep that altar up

  • Did you subscribe to PewDiePie what is

  • Raise your eyebrow if you did Wow, incredible amazing, absolutely

  • Who tf are these guys how do you even get your hair like that? And why?

  • yo- you see this? yeah. you see this

  • Wave check memes are not funny. Okay why they're racist. Oh, I mean I mean

  • I'm a Native American

  • We have brilliant wavy the hell are you saying I'm so confused trolling or not. I can't tell wavy shake memes are epic

  • Not funny. These people are just trying to bait out to like troll em' It's so not epic. Okay. I know what you're doing

  • Mr. Native American, okay

  • nobody

  • Yeah, I've been nice to be kind of me considerate of them. I got you guys like laughter funny ha ha

  • Do it with me

  • Why you should subscribe to t-series 10 reasons why t-series is better than Pewdie-

  • I didn't think you were such an enemy huh?

  • guess you are gonna have to die now BBC news

  • today actually r-

  • what the ff- is this I live in your country

  • We're supposed to be on the same side

  • 10 reasons I can't think of a single reason

  • -10 reason I can't see I cannot find it. They actually delete it or it is it fake?

  • Jah prayer book. Oh god, it's it's about to hit zero it hit what?

  • Thank you jah prayer what in the world

  • Well, we have TikTokers on our side I guess. Jesus Christ. How is he not passed yet?

  • Every time it looks like it's gonna pass it just goes back up again. I don't get it

  • I mean hell, yeah, I'll take it but. Kev?

  • Yo, what's going on?

  • I've got Laennec my tight arms slapping hit

  • This will be easy. I extend my arm open my grip and brace for impact

  • Wait, what is he? Yeah, what is he doing? He's going for a fist bump and I'm already in Phase three

  • There's still time if I can close my grip and decrease my extension velocity by 40% Then I can catch him on the downswing

  • After that, it's just a matter of--

  • oh that was great, this is what people don't understand

  • I have an excellent handshake a lot of people say oh you don't have a good handshake. It's absolutely incredible

  • Hit me up with anything. I will be able to counter it because I'm always ten steps ahead

  • This would never happen to me always is another meme of a short people

  • Okay, first of all, five eleven, wait, how come I 511 180? That's what I don't even at me

  • 511 is really tall, okay

  • Yeah, six feet okay got it six feet

  • Hey, look at six feet. This is bullshit. This is discrimination. And this is true racism in my opinion. Okay?

  • I don't know if I stand by those words yet. Let me just think about it a little bit. But for now, this is

  • I'm sick of it

  • My head's not broken. It's just this right. I got a healthy body but shitty brains. I'm good at rapping fast. But I can't

  • accept you don't even

  • Talk about this and why does she look like SANS? Okay. I'm just throwing that one in there as well

  • She looks a hell of a lot like saying that's a lot. Is it intentional being placed in front of a window?

  • Cuz then I can respect it. Otherwise, it's just pure cringe if she started going

  • *sans noises*

  • That would be a funny joke. Just trying to have kids out. I understand that

  • It's not a funny joke, but it's an ironic funny joke. Okay. Let me just clear on that

  • Here's my playstation is bared in xbox. Just let you know. I've only played for two years

  • I've been playing since halo 2 so I've played more time on Xbox that I have PlayStation here being a don't get mad

  • Smaller and lighter console better controller an incredibly simple home screen that has never changed Xbox. I mean, that is a good point

  • Actually, I can't even count them. All you Xbox players think you're so clever with your backwards compatibility in game pass

  • Well, we have PlayStation now, which is our game pass and backwards compatibility in one

  • VR it's a faster console and actually pretty decent camera more and better exclusives than just

  • Halo this pathetic fools these cowards that play

  • console games when you can have an Origin PC

  • Excellent computer 10 out of 10 baby really maximize the potential, you know, don't even at me with a console

  • What are you poor they're real poor

  • Everyone is like, oh you're poor if you have don't have a hair cause know you're poor if you have a gaming console

  • Let's get real here and let me stop my step. They're not poor just pathetic just pathetic

  • Oh god, what is gonna?

  • You know, we're getting desperate when we're doing this shit

  • It started off with posters

  • And it ends with just pure

  • This is me one day on steroids, this is me one week on steroids. Okay, this is

  • Good oh my god, everyone keep saying that I'm Orange clearly. I'm white

  • Can you not tell that I'm white orange is not even a race

  • I'm clearly at the white race not an orange. So I don't understand that comment below from orange or white cuz I'm clearly white

  • Alright, well, I think that about does it. Thank you guys so much for another epic video

  • I don't know what I'm thinking you you should be thanking me smash like subscribe buy all the merch very nice

  • Now everyone tweet my man. Dr. Phil, let's get they spread please I need

  • These copy strikes to get removed. I thought we had something special. Dr. Phil

  • Please do not disappoint and that's it for now because otherwise, this is all we have and it ain't good. What?

  • cheaper simulators becoming relevant

  • No, no, don't leave

  • No, please sponsor eagle. Please do something

  • Yes

  • This game is still relevant god damn it

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