yaa *clap*

a separate recording program so i just have two versions of OBS up

If there is one thing

everyone in the world can agree on

What is it Ken??

Ken: the kids are flipping s------

S-Stupid

Pewds: Thats right kids; dummy

if you are a kid and watching this right now

we are calling you out.

Ken: Oh! not the poor little kids they are so sweet!

Pewds: that is right kid-Ken:NO! Pewds;

what are you goin to do fight us? your weak!

Ken: but I have kids I feel bad!

Pewds: oh well, you know

you know what you should do with those kids ken?

Ken: fight em???

Pewds: Send them to the Ranch!! (geez pewds)

Ken:NOT THE RANCH

no please! Pewds: thats where all kids belong

Ken: anywhere but that!

Pewds:WELL, WELL, WELL, alright, since you have kids ken,

we are going to have to study kids are stupid so you know what not to do for your kids.

Ken:Reading the tweet [ A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? ]

Pewds:SEND THEM TO THE RANCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*both laughing*

Ken:that's the only answer to everything (wait wut)

Pewds: s-send that child to the ranch instantaneously

OK we have Jade saying [ Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money lmao ]

well i guess that works too huh?

not as satisfying as the ranch but fine

Ken: that's the only answer , I fell like Dr Phil anybody that talks back to him *RANCH*

Ken: reading the tweet [ What is that "one thing" you did as a child that still gets brought up to this day ] * while pewds sucking dry G-FUEL off his finger*

Pewds: yeah do have anything that you still get brought up

Ken: ohhhh oh yeah when i was a kid i used to i used sleep walk because i was i was so freaking stupid

AND uhhh

*pewds laughing*

i peed all i peed all over

Pewds: you tried to walk to the ranch

Ken: i tried to walk to the ranch but instead i peed all over my NES

just peed all over it

i just like will i was going to the bathroom

*huh* the NINTENDO is not a bathroom

i was so STUPID

and i woke up later in bed all tucked in my parents were like mopping up FLOOR *SAD*

Pewds: YOU peed on your gaming console

Ken: I DID i peed all over it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pewds: when you were sleep walking

Ken: *mhmm*

when i was like six years old

Pewds: RANCH!

*WHEEZE*

Ken: i just brought it up tho

Remember when you were a kid you peed all over your nintendo? -(YA)

Pewds: thats weird! Wudda Hell

Ken: Like how dare you!

Pewds: Can you no--

*laughter*

Pewds: Wait- do you---first of all do you sleep naked??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How d-do you-- Just pull down your pants??? while you're sleepwalking??

Ken: I WAS SIX MAN, I DUNNO!

You know?, things happen!

i just wa--i just wanted to play SOME mario!