Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles The greatest movie I've ever seen. *dramatic movie scene* "hai doggie" "you're my favorite costumer" Someone made a game... ...about them - the greatest movie of all time. I like to call it 'The Greatest Game of All Time'. It's... I'm talking of course about The Room. Tribute. *voiceover of the scene* "Hai douggie." "Ur my favourite customer." All you need to know is I love that movie more than I love my child. Which I don't have. which I mean it I'm not capable of love is what I'm trying to say here(we know felix) I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nahhht. Oh hai Mark There's gonna be a ton of references so uh just... You're not going to get any of it. Orrggghh *felix moaning* I've been waiting so long to play this game Im so excited \( ^u^ )/ The music is beautiful Thats Tommy, why is he a statue? wha is he doing whatta beau... *Felix laughing* I cant do Tommy Whatta beautiful daay *in Tommy voice* I love his face woooah~ was that an earth~quake~ pfftz *car braking sound* *Car door opened* Eyy! it's Greg Holy crap, johnny. Did you feel that Oh hai mark, yes I did.....hngpfft This is very bad. The bridge just collapsed .......right behind me are you ok mark yeah johnny, just very shaken up OMG Its Granny Hello boys, are you alright *in granny voice* Oh hi Claudette, yes we are fine. is Lisa ok kkhhkkha yes, lisa is fine but a bit shaken up I better get home and cca and comfort-able with her *wierd dirtay laugh* ohohhohooho hohoho *wat're u thinking , felix?* now johnny, as my future son-in-law I expect you to provide for Lisa Oh yeah she always refers to him as future son-in-law or future head, wife or whatever it doesn't matter why am i Lisa has been eyeing up a red dress at the dress ssshap wait is this is this the prequel to the room Now would chu be perf.. Now would be the perfect time to give her a gift Ok claudette, whatever you say love is bliiiiiind Im very... Im very busy so i gotta run. see you guys later phhhh *one lil clap *thumb up by felix* greg is always very busy and he's never explain why and what he does that is so busy Im meeting shirley for coffee so I need to run as well need a ride? sure (granny voice) great thought he was busy but i guess guess he wasnt so busy after all look at Tommy he's so beautiful, I love him so much I better get moving Alright, where do we go ok where do we go then I havent played the point click game in so long ok, lets go here Omg, the bridge Where is spirderman when you need him where do I go *lost felix* how can you buy a dress when love is blind - felix2017 Heyya alright lets go here *felix pat his face* Yeahhhehehehehsss *seal dog claps* It's the pug uhhh my god hai doggie you're my favourite customer hi johnny hi johhny, sorry , your tuxedo isnt ready yet I was actually thinking I might buy a dress for my Lisa That Lisa is one lucky girl *felix rubbing his face its perfect this game is perfect hai doggy how are u , doggy barraar raar *felix laughing* its not even funny Im just ssssstt okay lets pick up a red dress I want.... *$$$$ ch-ching* Yaass holy sh*t Tommy is rich Johnny , whoever it is thank you, you're my favourite customer alright we got the dress lets keep going da da da da da HEY ! we are at the house They weren't allowed to film here I remember they just took someones, random guy's house its beautiful that's how you shoot in L.A ...or San Francisco oh hai Johnny *laughs* It sets in there just so he wouldn't remember them... forget the line. To the roof Oh my god, I can't wait to go to the roof Oh my- It's Lisa. She looks so beautiful. Lets give her the red dress There we go *claps* OH MY GHAD! *chuckles* "Wow you look so sexy Lisa" "Isn't it fabulous?" Oh my god "I would do anything for my gurl." "Oh hey guys!" YEAHH! DENNY!! "Oh hi Denny" "Wow! Look at you." *chuckles* "It's from Johnny." Ahaahaaga Aw Im sorry I realizet this ss pfft isnt making any sense at all if you havent if you havent seen the movie I will list my other video how much was it Denny, dont ass a queetion.... liek dat Nice to see you denny. Im going to take a nap can i go upstairs too? Aha ha ha Denny I think Im gonna join him Join Lisa for naptime Great , I cant wait (of course) are the spoons here THERES the spoon thankgod SPOOOOOOOOOOON I dont have any calls to make oh yas I forgot about the tape recorder He records all these fking tapes it's it's the most MacGyver move of... in the whole movie I gotta say maybe, actually i dunno alrightt lets go upstairs Woah OHHHHH ITS DA MUUSIC *felix dancing* yeahhehe (ready for incoming kiss scene) Ohh its beautiful I tear up everytiem i hear it *cri ;-; it's amazing WOAH WOAH JOHNNY JOHNNY ! JOHNNNYY! U'RE POSSESSED BY SATAN *felix trying to remember the lyrics felix: without chu ~ I told chu I know da lyrics yeah (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oaww he looks good Tommy Wiseau always wear two belts as well I wonder if theres a two-belt option felix singing: thing I wouldnt doo forr uu ~ felix singing: u are ma love and ma dream... comes true~ Woooooooo ~ wooo~ woo~ this should be the national anthem in this channel (bro army shud learn it) way of the bullet I will run through the forest of flames (deep feelings on) I... hahah SMOOCH Denny do u have something else to do I just liek to watch you guys (notice felix face) *screen focus on pewds *camera zooming in* eaaaaaaaaahhhh oh denny...... denny boi I get it. u guys wanna be alone thats the idea How old is denny supposed to be? I never understood that Bye lovebirds. Bye denny. Aha ha ha ha *laugh felix LAUGH* I love how they make denny's forehead fking humongous *cricket* omg omg the pax *felix laughs I better get to work but where is et What is his job? I dunno his job I dunno ! bank ? (yea be a good robber) oh he works at the bank , of course , of course my bad *clap* they are not gonna give any promotions tho Oawww this is beautiful Amazing GRANNY ! I always wondered this game fills out all the gaps from the movie it really does in such a such a wonderful way and the granny's face is so, so beautiful I feel bad for granny Theres a story that She had to go to the hospital while shooting this scene because it would get air-conditioning in the house uhhh I dont know EYYY ! It's the flower shop Whut da fk ? is it gonna be the same lady? yass *seal dog claps* yas it is Oww man A dozen of red roses please (in tommy voice) Alright we got a dozen of red roses Lets go to Lisa and break the news that the computer.... and she will tell us that the computer business it's very competitive Here you go , a dozen red roses Hi baeb These r for u thanks honey, they are beautiful Johnny that poor soul I feel for him my heart bleeds for you , johnny I will~ run through the forest of flames I love how it comes in there This game has all the best lines NO YOU DONT , LISA YOU LIE TO ME, B!TCH WHY WOULD CHU LIE ABOUT THAT? Because the computer business is very competitive You already order me a pizza , didnt you ? Lisa................. Perfect gurl You know , whenever I assk Marzia to order me a pizza and she says No and I said I already ordered you a pizza she doesnt even care anymore Well, she didnt think about the computer business being too competitive, did she ? Lisa is so beautiful the sprites the sprites of Lisa is really turning me out OH MY GAHD. I forgahd I have Tommy Wiseau here I kinda forget him, this is so stupid, I bought him just for damnit Tommy! What do you think about the game? Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha! *notice felix face* If you lubb (immediate regret) Im sorry I need to stop We have to sample this from the movie the sound , uh the sound when he drops the glass is uh is beautiful it sounds so real it feels like im in the room He's....... you fcking lazy son of a b!tch Where did it go wrong? Where did it go wrong? I dont understand Oh my gahd, I ken't *facepalm* Dont open your eyes like that again It's terrifying Oh my gahd >n ok It's thursday now here we go lets go inside Thats it Go home For fk sake Goddamnit You have a rough life, johnny I gotta say it, it's gotta be tough when the bank takes your ideas into practice and they make money I gotta say tho, to be fair, like Johnny is real backstory of moving to San Francisco It's pretty....... It's pretty inspired, alright So I.... I... I.... I admire you you're my hero , alright OH NO DENNY OH NO THE ROOFTOP NOOO DENNY WHAT'VE YOU DONE NOOOO HH Denny's place (on the door) DENNY YAS Watt Chris R Hell yeah What is happening ghgheghehge What Yass Uhhhhhh Uh what do I DO I throw a bottle ? Ow of course he throws a water bottle and they always throw footballs Come on, throw the football please Arghhh We gotta do some damage on Chris R Oh sh!t he's shooting Johnny Johnny's avatar is beautiful Alright , taunt *chi chi chi chi chick* YASSS Im such a fking nerd, I dont give a sh!T Glamour~ Hell yeah Fck, Johnny is not doing too well, I gotta say alright , we gotta get this bottle-throw going YASS..... GO THE BOTTLE Hell yeah Now Mark, throw that football Hell yeah Take that sh!t , Chris R We gonna have to yea keep taunt again Fck Dont die , Johnny YAAAS GOT CHRIS R OH We are actually gonna do it I was wondering how they were so fast YEAA You are going to the police You're going to..... U're going for a very long time, boiii U're going to wait for a...... Wheres the police? (felix lost again) What the actual fck? OH It's the COFFEE SHOP Yas, here is the police station Take him to prison is he jailed now? Alright , thats amazing we should go check on Denny alright lets go check Lets go check on Denny You're not my fcking mother No Denny! Why did they go? I don't understand Take Denny Home Lets go to Denny's Time for baby practising Oh hai Johnny I need that carpet (send felix one plz) Alright, we take a shower we shake that, that bootay Johnny has a great ass I gotta say It's an amazing ass omg Harold It's so sad You can have the whole game just based on that the whole story I did NUT I did not hit her, it's not true It's bullsh!t , I did not hit her I did naaahhhtt The rage is building up Yas Whut makes you say that? U think girls like to cheat like guys do? What makes you say that? It's so sad Aha What da fck does that mean? what does that meannn People are very strange these days This is such a horrible story and he always goes like Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Also, Apparently, Johnny lives on Guererro Street and he was so in piss about Sorry I dont mean to tell your address but He was pissed about that being in there, I dunno how he got in there anyway Aahhh~ it hurts AAAHHH~ IT HURTS *camera zooming in again* Other times they are just ev--.... ( the word should be "evil" ) Im the only one who thinks this is funny pfft DENNY ! AND HIS GIANT FOREHEAD He's so cute ;-; Look at Dennny Dont plan it uppp too muchh Alright, lets toss the ball around please please please let me toss the ball with Denny YAS YAS Oh sh!t , I.... So we gotta Wat, they did all the dialogues in these throws Owwwhh (felix moans abit sometimes) So Denny first said he loves Lisa She's beautiful So he said he loves her They can feel it ~ You're dropping so much knowledge right now man I feel..... inspired to write my own..... book *u* about.... maself Great *clap* He loves Elizabeth now He loves Elizabeth Good ol', good ol' Elizabeth I love them I love them like they were my own channel At least Denny Denny is definitely my son We are actually gonna go eat? at the coffee shop maybe That would make sense I dont know We can go here as well Probably here then Wiseau Street, Nice Electronics store Oh yeah there's a back alley Alright , we do... going to the coffee shop Apparently he owns this building in the movie Im not sure if that's correct or not *Sudden Silent* but uh..... lets talk to them We're not getting the cheesecake Naahhhh Naht the cheesecake I kinda want to pick..... okay Ehhhhrrrhhh this is too much for me, man I hope you're still watching , honestly cause' this, Im loving this so much Hello! Oh sh!t, it's them then we are talking now Oohoh , jesus christ, her face Well, I bet..... Ruuude ~ I'll just talk to you guys later u , u , u , u feel it in Johnny's perspective Johnny because he is so oblivious he doesnt know the sad truth of the reality see, she's so angry now *felix giving sincere look* LISA ! OH The RaGE iS buILdIng UPP YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!! Yas Yas I luv that line Do YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE? *zooming in* DOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUU ? (calm dafck down felix) *and felix opened his eyes* It's saturday OMG , ITS THE ALLEY yas *Notice felix face NOW* It's this guy I'm acting right now You can see the the expressions on my face I'm enjoying acting uh huh ;3 Now actually he has been asleep during this scene he must be crazy zzz (in Tommy voice) Go on Im definitely listening *nope* Uhh go on... Im listening -_-zzz *Notice felix face* *face cramp? felix* Is this how you play football ? Do you just toss the ball around ? or..... Is there anything else involving in a football game? YAS OH YAS Alright now I get to throw Fck, Im so bad at throwing This is beautiful Throw it to me... goddamnit GO JOHNNEH YAS Amazing catch Lets see if I can get your fcking throw down now I DONT KNOW why I struggle so much at the goddamn throw AAGH Got it THERE it is Be careful UNDERWEAR, MAN *felix raged at Tommy* UNDERWEAR MANN COME ON *throws Tommy* Amazing Total K.O. Im sorry, Im sorry Johnny HHHHU *felix shocks* he's in the STAIRCASE NOOOO *covering his mouth* Dont listen *covers Tommy's ears* Dont LISTEN NO Good question *thumb up* I will show them (Tommy's line in the movie) RECORD EVERYTHING *sudden excitement* RECORD EVERYTHANGGGGGGGGG Nut , is that not ? Is there not where he's supposed to record? I guess we gotta go upstairs first Oh here's the phone No ? (in puppy voice) Where is (?) cassette? Wheres his tape? Wheres his cassette tape? What Do I do ? *and felix is lost again* How do I record? This should be obvious Whats happening How do you record everything You look to creepy behind there, dude THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS RECORD EVERYTHING, HOW DO I RECORD EVERYTHING *felix is panicked* Doesnt he go upstairs and get like a...... It's in a drawer, isnt it ? I... I actually dunno what to do Alright Tommy Ha Ha Ha Ha! I did nut cheat, I did nahhhhtt Uh....... But I......... uh did look up cuz uh of course Im stupid (no you arent, felix, tell me you arent) It's in the.... electronics store that we have to go now...... obvious Tape recorder on sale, great YAS Johnny is such a great customer Johnny is sucha great in everything Alright Time to record Everything >:D It's not like.... he just heard them anyway Why would he need to record then You already proofed Whatever alright whatever it doesn't... lets grab this and put it down OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PETER So Peter's supposed to a Psychologist And then literally a minute later, he's like Dont be a psychologist (immediate regret , that is) WHAT ARE YOU, PSYCHOLOGIST? But you pssssh oh yeah But you are psychologist YAS KNOWLEDGE Aww , Tommy or Johnn..... Noo ho Urghh You can say that again *notice felix finger* It's been one day It's been one day I dont like how he's playing psychologist with this here I dont knoww I dont like him as always WHAT IS HE DOING? Making some good money ? *clap* WHAT IS HE DOINNN? *pokes Tommy* WHAT IS HIS JOB? *pokes Tommy again* Is the computer business not that competitive? Is he a drug dealer? (woo might be) That would actually makes a lot of sense if he is selling weeds or soemthing (Oh felix knows) Oh my gahd this fcking part that doesnt add any value to anything Ah it's a very interesting story SO INTERESTINNNNNNNNNNNNNG Oh my gahd, theres a kit chen Wot........ Whut ? owkay Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute Why am I.... owkay Oww owkay How about a...... Banana? Is it good banana on a sandwich ? Alright , one get a banana sandwich Sorry, I didnt know Guess , we'll...... Guess we'll put some more things on the sandwich I dunno what else to put on it really maybe this little piece of What am I doin with my life Owkay, are we done with this? Hell yeah, thats a Tommy Wiseau-approved sandwich Ok I guess we will make Another one for Peter for no....... reason other than filling the gap the fact that he never makes any sandwiches uh so Im really glad finally that we are making the sandwiches to............... fulfill this movie 100% of what happen to the sandwiches now we know Lets go to bed I love this soundtrack so much It's so beautiful So the tux shop oh wait sorry it's the wrong way Why didnt you tell me? (we r here to see you being lost) How could chu do thissss ? (⌒▽⌒) Tuxedo Rentals and Women Fashion That makes sense HEYYA Are we the favourite customer? Oh we gotta..... Hai doggy You're my favourite customer HELL YEAH, you look good Am I your favourite customer? Yass I am Thank kyu OHHH This is gonna be the meetup Everyone's gonna come in the phone upstairs? OH It's the girl from the shop cuz she kept wanting them to eat cheesecake DENNEH~ WHY DID THEY JUST ALL GO IN TOGETHER?! Denny has got a boner Urghhh Why did they go there? to do it arent we supposed to be in the same building doesn't make any sense Just hit me No it's not...... It's actually um You make a mistake here, game It's supposed to be outside the house Oh yeah because that is...... (random guy's house) clearly they went to somewhere else and there is no other choice Im sorry never mind I'm wrong Catch Johnny Oh my gahd, not this fuckin' shit again Yass I can... I cannot do this ! it works anyway He's gonna fall He's gonna fall Throw it to me, motherfckers It always satisfy me when he falls I always love how he falls in a different direction of that what when he is running like he is running this way but he falls this way. doesnt matter. thats a minor.... glitch in the matrix wait, we gotta take a shower? for fck sake Fine, I'll take a shower not a problem Why did they all have the Tux on ? I dont.... Alright, cya denny Oww I cant wait to have that cheesecake I'm very busy, Im very thirsty Why do they have the picture of Tommy? Nice What did he get? he gets uhh Large? Oh yea , he has mint tea Oww the cheesecake ANYWAY HOW'S YOUR s... (sex life?) I love the part where they run cuz u can feel the chemistry the connection between the characters It's truly there Now wheres the park, I actually don't know I don't think we walk further than this the police, oh we did, police station Police here it is, Lisa Park Special thanks to Johnny Our favorite donner (donator, you mean?) THROW THE BALL YASS, KEEP THROWING THE BALL How am I this fcking bad at throwing the goddamn ball Helll yeah You've got to be kidding me Oh it's going long You've gotta be kidding me are they gonna........ jog now? What dafk? URGHH FCK I gotta catch I gotta catch him This is just like the movie, guys JUST LIKE THE MOVIE Come on You technically caught him NOO NOOOOO Arhhh, What dahell AHHHHHH SURPRISEE It''s your birthday !! and you invited all her friends There it is! Theres the psychiatrist. Why I love how they did derp face as well CHRIS R , WHAT'RE U DOIN *Alarm blaring, crashes into Peter* *Felix claps* now we know now we KNOW What happened to the psychiatrist He never showed up at the party and instead, these other fcking dudes showed up Hell yeah Everybody, uhewhuh we have uheah announcement Yas, everyone compliments Lisa of how hot she is Steve.. is that the other psychiatrist? 0h yeah , there he is Why do we have to keep going BACK UP AND DOWN *felix getting frustrated* Fine. Fine. We're going out Everyone's going out WHAT OWW WHUT WHY WHEN WHUT WHAT DU YU MEAN IN...TERES...TINGG YOU BETCH We Prob..... YOU LIFE-SUCKING Succubus Owwh thats what they were saying for He does because he's a psychiatrist It's GOING DOWNNN *smack* WOAH WOAHHH Why is she.. Why does she need to clean up? He's going into the kit chen Cool off So basically They show the same scene twice like for some reasons He just goes away the same thing...... I have to cool off How do I cool off? Good cool-off good cool-off and they're just back again like What are u doing WHUT, WHAT HAPPENNN WHILE HE WAS COOLING OFF Get out OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YAS IT'S GOIN DOWNN HELL YEAH UHH Throw bottle YAAAS TAKE THAT , U PIECE OF SH!T Oh fck , he does more damage now Alright, I will taunt to him Cheeep Cheep Cheep Cheep FK I must WIN THis for lisa FKKK (felix focus failed) What happen if I run What happen if I run Run Tommy Ruun for fck sake Well Im clearly gonna die Whhhhy It's too hard ;-; It's a lot harder than it looks, okay Calm down There it is Damn it GET HEM IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURIES I cleaned up..... aww he's crying (in the bathroom) "In a few minutes, b!tch" I love that line I love that line So beautiful But he's recording >: ) Cuz he was recordenggg YAS Cuz everyone knows cassette players they record forever They got so much storage YAAAS PLAY THAT SH!T , JOHNNEH Mark: "Hello?" Lisa: "Hi Mark." Lisa:"I need to talk to you" Mark:"Whats going on?" Lisa:" Dont worry about Johnny, He's just being a big baby" When did she say that? HOW COULD CHU LUV HEM?! (Deep emotion and rage) What about Denny? What about psychiatrist? What about your emmmployee YYYEEESS YAAASS AAAHH THE RAGE IS BUILDING AAAHH ARRRGGHHH uuurrrrr ARGHHHHHHH He's gonna go Citizen Kane YAAS SMASH THE FAKE FRUIT THE TV'S OUT THE DOOR BREAK THE GLASSES SCREW DAA WHUULE WORLD Not the spoon SPOOOOOOON Can we go into the kit chen (u hungry, felix?) we're stuck Tommy Wiseau rage Not the bananas Nahh What're you doin, lets go upstairs He doesnt go into the kitchen Thats right, lamp Thats right, uhh uhh thing Stupid Everythang I love how he randomly has a rock as well Who has a fcking rock in their house and he just throws it at the windows Awww shame that they didnt do that (Isnt this a mirror??) Uhh alright we have the gun Nuhh Nuuh It;s too sad, It's too sad (felix sucking his fingers, wadafaq) (oh they are referring the gun lmao) They also used Kool-Aid to do the blood which I really appreciate them Oh no DENNY NOOOO who's gonna pay (?) YASSS YASSS He;s goin He's in higher entity his soul will go to heaven Is that spoon? It's da spoon xD Wat is happening right now wadafaq I always have my suspision that you were an alien Do you understand life? :D Wait, you can collect the spoons? Aw come on I missed that Eyyy Ohhh hoho THE ROOM ~ Go ahead and buy. I will leave a link to you in the description Thats awesome What dahell I know who these people are Thats amazing What an amazing game, honestly That was so well-made It was such a bless I really hope it was fun maybe even if...... Oh okay thats cool Maybe if you haven't even seen the movie I hope that was entertaining regardless it's such a fun game Oh my gahd, the pug Oh that was beautiful. It did change my life forever That was amazing Im speechless. That was amazing Thank you for watching so much. leave a like if you enjoyed it I really appreciate it Uh check out the game. Play it. See if you can find... all the spoons. I'll leave a link to the movie and the game and uh Have a great one. This is, this is so fun. *kiss his fist* Stay awesome, bros *Brofist*
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