What a great idea of a video.

I'm sure that's not going to have any consequences whatsoever.

Personally or online.

Uh

You know it's not going to be awkward when I meet these people in real life.

After I judged them whether I would stick my dick in them or not.

I think, you know, this is such a fucking good idea.

For anyone over the age of fucking sixteen or, or

or any fucking age of that matter to me.

It's smash, marry, or sell to slavery. That's how it goes.

I didn't make this list by the way so uh, keep in, keep in mind

*Squishy*

Uh, nothing personal, okay?

Let's take it step by step.

Here we go.

Jack Spedicy.

Starting off strong.

Uhmmm

Hard pass, hard pass.

Tana Mongeau.

Sell to slavery.

Tana: You fucking n*gger

OH MY GOD. TANA WHAT ARE YOU- HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT WORD. IM ABOVE THAT, OKAY? I DONT SAY THE N WORD *LIES*

Ssniperwolf

uhhhhhhhhhh

*thinking*

I would give here the Ermac Fatality

*Kinky shit*

What can I say, I'm into kinky shit

Jessica Nigiri

More like, Jessicaaa, uhhh,

NOGRI

SELL DAT BITCH TO SLAVERYYY

*Much Better :)* I'm kidding i'm sorry i mean SELL THAT LADY TO SLAVERYYY

*propaganda*

MARKIPLIER (We need another fanfic read!)

I would give the fattest dick

I would love to have a non-sexual relationiship with mark where

We just eskimo kiss (Shipping intesifies) and sometime finger each others butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KSI

SELL TO SLAVERRYYY

Oh, (rip headphone users)

*KSI sound*

Dan and Phil- This is fun, im enjoying this just judging the fuck out of people

lets see here, dan and phil (C H I L D R E N) hmmmmm

I would SELL THEM TO SLAVERYYY PLEASE

Actually I would marry Phil, (Take a ticket and wait your turn Poods)

he seems lovely (Let's set sail)

uhhhh dan however, uh hehe yaaa

SELL DAN TO SLAVERYYYYYY

*Mario power up*

Eyy i'm in there!

oh man what can I say, I would, I would uh, give the fattest dick *have to wait a lil bit longer, Pewds; cloning's just 'round the corner ;)*

Supermom-woman! would smash... with a sledgehammerrr *why cant we be friends begins to play. WHY cant weee be friends why cant weee be friends...*

why does everyone have it against me? I don dunno understanddd T_T

you dont understand

filthy frank

*pewds.exe has stopped working*

wait, who's that? (Nice defense poods)

sexyphil

I would just have a serious talk about your username

I would pretend to befriend you, and then just STAB YOU IN THE BACK.

Zoella

Scorpion fatality, I'm gonna have to go with Scorpion fatality on that one.

*More happy music and more kinky shit*

I would have her write my book, my next book... I will have her write it.

Keemstar

SELL TO SLAVERYYY

oh what-what?

wait

oh keemstar

SELL TO SLAVERYYYY

*gets interrupted by phone, rude*

hello?

Alex, yayayay he's on the market now. Yea, got her, got a good price for ya. 18. NONONONONONONONO DON'T HANG UP GOD DANG IT.

Jenna Marbles

I WOULD SMASHSHHH that like button haha love her videosssss

I'm sweating, it'ss lol I'm trying really harddd Marzia pleaseeeee

MARINA JOYCE

I would dance, I would dance with Marina

Zoey BURGERRRRRRrRrRrRr

I would uh, I would umm, DRINK CYANIDE WITH ZOEY

RiceGummmm

SELL TO SLAVERYYYYYYY

wait, no actually, didn't he recently get exposed for having a ghostwriter for all his diss tracks

didn't he get exposed for viewbotting as well?

then there's the whole fouseytube thing that happened

he's getting exposed for everything, what's next, he's not asian, he's actually white? (oh shiet)

Marzia (yesssssss)

*dank af music starts*

oh, well, that's easy.

PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FAKE MARZIA

SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SMAHSSSSHSHSHSSSHSHSHSH

SMASH IJSUDHLSAUDHSJGHSKGHADUGSLUGSGYUDSUOASO

SO FUCKING HARD

LOOK AT THAT BITCH

I WOULD TAKE THAT WHITEE BIATCH TO STARBUCKSSSS AND THROATFUCK THAT BITCH ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

Sorry, what happened?

That was Smash or Pass,

Would you smash or pass me *hehe*

leave a comment down below what you would do

To this face.

watch another video, that way, this video will get more promotion

it's how the algorithm works

Don't like the video

fucking don't.

STOP.

just click here.

GO

JUST GOOO *DO IT*

GOOOOOOOO

FUUUUU