(noise)

無法被看不見

... can not be unseen.

就像牙膏一樣

It's like toothpaste...

如果你把它擠出來

... if you squeeze it out of the tube...

你不能把它塞回去

... you can't get it back in.

什麼東西被看到後...

(dramatic) What has been seen...

無法被...看不見

... cannot be...

什麼東西被看到後...

.. un...

永遠...無法被...看不見

... seen!

孩子你最好看看

(exhales)

因為當你看完這影片後 你的臉會變成這樣

(double dab) What has been seen...

一旦你看過後你將無法看不到它 除非...當然是...

.. can never...

好痛

... be un...

好的,我們來回顧一些驚人的

... seen.

不能看不見

(asks) Boy...

好吧...管它的

... you better look away...

最熱門的

... son!

治療師...更像是 強姦犯

(insults) Cause...

喔..喔...肏 的確是這樣

(shows pic)... this is gonna be your face after this video!

我不...我都不知道

Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it...

嘿!它看起來像鴨子

... unless of course...

WTF

(gun shot)

嗯...是啊...

That just hurt.

我想這影片戲劇性的開頭 無法真的反映其餘的內容,對吧?

All right! Let's review...

我請在推特上的bros...

... some...

停!

... amazing, uh...

唐納...不要是唐納

Can't be unseen...

天殺的!好吧這個很棒

All right, fuck it.

1...OK , 他看起來有 一隻手,一隻手,一條腿,一條腿

Most popular...

但是實際上是兩隻手,超人披風,兩條腿 還有超人的屌

Therapist.

我才12

More like..

終於有一些正經的作品了

... the rapist.

好樣的,好樣的

Oh sh...

現在,這就是我如何看緊急出口標誌了

... oh shit, that's actually...

湯姆·克魯斯的一顆牙齒剛好在嘴巴的正中間 不能看不到

(laughs) ... right.

稍等一下!! (註:學卡祖男孩)

I didn't...

我的老天

(looks at cam)

喔...我的老天

... I didn't know that.

我的老天!!

Hey! It looks like a duck!

這改變了一切 我從來沒探究我自己

(laughs)

再會了

What the fuck?

再會了

Oh..

"在今天...無法再見到pewdiepie了"

... yeah!

"謙遜並不是少思考你自己 而是少想到你自己" (譯者:我不知道他想表達什麼,所以我亂翻)

I think that dramatic intro of this video doesn't really reflect the rest of the content, doesn't it?

任天堂64看起來完全像是無尾熊

I asked you bros on twitter...

嗯哼

(jumpscare)

好...好...另一個

(asks) Stop!

天殺的

(jumpscare)

這是真的嗎??

Donald, not donald.

為什麼它... 那甚至不好笑

(laughs)

那甚至不...我只是... 天殺的耶穌基督啊

Goddamnit, all right, this was good

這個很棒

One...okay...It looks like one arm

我記得我第一次看到的時候 我有點WTF

One arm one leg one leg.

因為真的像有隻熊在Toblerone山上

But really it's two arms, Superman cape.

不錯...那裡有不錯的小隱藏

2 legs and superman's penis..*chuckles* (WTF how did I miss that my entire life )

有人對我朋友指出 她的狗的前額有蝙蝠俠...

I'm twelve, finally something decent work

我的天吶那真棒 我必須檢查一下Edgar

Good job, good job now that's how I'm gonna look at exit signs. (Same)

拜託,Edgar,如果你有那標誌 我就有可能把你賣出去

Tom Cruise has a tooth in the exact center of his mouth. (UMM...)

好的,你有什麼?

Cannot unsee. (...)

好,站好,站好,站好! 老天爺啊...

*dramatic music plays*

Edgar

Wait a minute. *pewds really is kazoo kid i knew it*

Edgar

Oh my God.

我不能...

Oh... oh my Gawd

天殺的你真沒用

OHH MY GAWDD (.0.)

巨型食蟻獸的腳 看起來像熊貓

OHHHOHOHO (Santa save me from this horror)

什麼??!!

OOHHHOHOOOHHHHOHO

這隻毛毛蟲看起來 上面有很多小企鵝

*chuckle*This. Changes. Everything...

他媽的沒門!!

I have ever learned about myself...

OK,你知道嗎? 那真的很屌,好嗎

Goodbye. :(

那很他媽的酷

*pewds trying to shake our hands before going :( *

你必須把那蘋果裱框起來

Goodbye.

我正在告訴你

My lover goodbye.

那將會值一百萬

*sad moosic plays*

你必須把那蘋果裱框起來

:(((

什麼東西被看到後,無法...

Nintendo 64 totally looks like a Koala

嘿...嘿...米老鼠喜歡那根屌 我說的對吧?

*silence*

我一直覺得這很明顯

*laughs*

我不...我不知道,我一直覺得這很明顯 你懂得...兔子屎

Yup...

我一直覺得是這樣 你知道嗎?

*Laughs*

我很開心 我就像:嘿媽!我在吃屎

Fine. FINE. Another one.

然後我媽就:讚!!!!!!!!!!

*laughs* For fuck's sake...

耶~棒呆了

*continues laughing his Butt off*

Iggy Pop的身體看起來...很傷心

Is that real? (Yes, very real he was a secret star in the movie)

如果你開兩個視窗然後兩邊各看 世界大對戰跟魔鬼剋星的預告 他們是天殺的同一部片

*laughing*

開始吧

Why does that...it's not even funny...it's not eve- (WOULD YOU FREAKING FINISH YOUR SENTENCE )

WTF

I'm just...fucking Jesus Christ... (haha IK he was sexy, right...im sorry kill me now i wanna unsee everything (IKR))

YES!!

*bursts into laugh*

YES!!

*PLEASURE.mp3*

那真他媽的美

This one is great (Wow I didn't know that .0.)

索尼....影視娛樂

I-I remember the first time I saw this one, I was kinda like "Whoa WTF."

WTF

Cause, there's actually like a bear in the Toblerone mountain.

我是說它們都是精彩的電影

Nice uhh...nice little hint there you know hidden thing there. (IKR)

所以我很開心Sony找到了公式 那真的有用

*poods reading cuz I'm too lazy :p)

所以他們可以只是再製它

Omg, that's amazing I gotta check Edgar.

你知道的... 然後複製

Please Edgar if you have the..the symbol then I might be able to sell you. (Omg EDGAR SO CUTE)

我覺得真的很酷

Alright, what do we got?

Samsung商標的A 是顛倒的V

Stand still..stand still..STAND STILL Jesus Christ..

不...

Edgar, Edgar.

不...

I can't. (JESUS EDGAR)

不!

OH FFS YOU'RE USELESS (Just like me :p)

不!

Giant Anteaters legs look like pandas.

那是個A

OOOOHHHHHHHHH (JESUS CHRIST MY EARS)

告訴他們Ainsley!

WHAT?

This caterpillar looks like it has tiny Penguins on it's..

NO FUCKING WAY (WOAH)

Okay you know what that's pretty fucking dope.

Alright, that's pretty fucking cool.

You need to frame that apple.

I'm telling you right now, that's gonna be worth millions.

You need to frame that apple.

What has been seen, cannot be..*laughs*

Hey. Hey Mickey mouse loves that dick am I right? (Kms)

*Pewds trying to highfive us*

I always thought this was obvious.

I don't..I don't know I always thought that it was obvious

That..you know the bunny..the bunny the bunny shit.

*stuttering like crazy*

I always thought it was a thing you know?

I-I-I enjoyed it "I was like hey mom, I'm eating shit."

(what the...?) And mom is like "Goood." "P: HEHE YEH HELL YEAH" *laughs*

Iggy Pops torso looks..*laughs*

*Mad world*

If you open two windows and watch Pixels and Ghostbusters trailer side by side, it's the same goddamn movie.

Here we go.

*already bursts into laughter*

*trailer playing*

OHHHH WTF? (Lol)

*trailer playing*

Y-YESS *Laughs* YESS

Thats fucking beautiful.

Sony Pictures.

What the fuck?

I mean they're both amazing movies. (True)

So I'm really glad Sony found a formula that really works.

So they can just r-re-reproduce it.

You know and replicate it.

I think that's really cool. (Same)

(poodiepie reading tooo lazy again :p)

(OMG)

NO

(NO WAYYY)

NO!

NOO

(Poods starts to cri ;-;)

NWAHH

IT'S AN A! (NOO IT ISN'T OMGG)

SHUT AINSLEY!

*Poods crying ;-;*

*sad music keeps playing as poods says no*

(I need a gun.)

(What in the world are those noises pewds, I swear to God)

*sad music continues to play*

;((

cricri