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  • [Music]

  • Another Tik Tok video *claps* YES

  • 'I was hoping you would make another Tik Tok video'

  • I know you are welcome

  • This is why I'm (realizes truth) losing against T-Series

  • Listen up kids T-Series is spending ads on television

  • Ok I'm getting that bread papa needs that bread

  • Don't discriminate watch the videate

  • Let's just jump into it

  • *I'm Already Tracer song plays*

  • What is he holding? Is that a oh it's a microphone. *Laughs*

  • You know when is this meme going to die? Never!

  • This girl will just be bullied into infinity

  • [Music]

  • You gotta appreciate it

  • It's like everyone wanted Vine to come back.

  • Here it is *pause* this is it

  • I'm starting to you know what im okay with it

  • You know what I'm okay with it

  • You know what I like Tik Tok. Screw you haters

  • Why do I have the green screen if I can't even key out my sweater

  • [The gosh darn Tracer song again]

  • [Laughs]

  • This is how real gamers play, just massage your friends scalp

  • That's how you unlock a tactical nuke

  • [The Office theme that then continues to sans the mans]

  • That's pretty

  • [Screams]

  • That's a forbidden song

  • [Music]

  • [Laughs] So good

  • It's like Vine *pause* with bullying

  • *struggles to find how to express his love for Tik Tok* It can't get better than this I don't think so

  • [Tracer song] Ok this meme can just stop ok just stop the winston meme

  • We done it now

  • We done the tracer. We done the winston and we nerf the bastion.

  • Now stop it

  • You're pretty

  • Pretty gay!! ;D

  • You know you think Tik Tok memes are gonna peak

  • but they just keep going stronger

  • [Music]

  • *yells*

  • daaaaaamn

  • how did he do that can we get a replay on that one, Brad

  • [weird Music]

  • he's the Chosen One

  • Love the dead face as well *chuckle*

  • You know something is wrong when

  • people stacking cups

  • are bullying you *weird chuckle*

  • welcome to twenty-eighteen

  • where the bullied bullies

  • you, *wheeze* I love it

  • It's fantastic

  • [Music]

  • No nut November!

  • No Nut

  • Life

  • *snort*

  • *wheeze* ooOOAAO

  • Think about that for all of you

  • that failed No Nut November

  • [Sad Music]

  • Think about the people with no arms

  • How do you think they feel?

  • *video: ok Bull's eye*

  • right here, watch this

  • *clunk*

  • gawd dammit

  • it's not a ylyl look I'm still in the

  • game *chuckle* they're so dumb

  • kinda like it tho

  • you know cause youtube has always been overflown with these

  • stupid, uhh, 'Vines that make me

  • want to die' or 'Vines that makes me

  • want to go to the dentist' or

  • 'Vines that makes me want to finger my -' *censor sound*

  • just to see if it smells bad down there'

  • but now we finally just have Tik Tok

  • videos again and all that you have to do is

  • replace the music and you got yourself a

  • CPM (Cost per mille is a commonly used measurement in advertising.) like the adpocalypse

  • never happened baby because

  • i guess I don't care *in video: Take two steps forward if you've ever gotten

  • a Victory Royale

  • Take two steps forward if your

  • Dad loves you

  • Take two steps forward

  • if your Minecraft girlfriend

  • broke up with you

  • *sad bgm* I don't know why Minecraft girlfriends out of all

  • breeds, have to be the th*ttiest

  • of them all. You think you meet someone that truly

  • matters, You think you meet someone

  • that you can finally settle down with

  • never fall for a Minecraft girlfriend

  • they'll break your goddamn heart

  • after they break your house like a Creeper

  • in the dark

  • *uplifting music* (That's a neck)

  • Alright, I- I take back pretty much everything positive

  • I've said, about Tik Tok *chuckle*

  • Jesus Christ

  • This is what kids are doing these days. 'You know what I

  • I- I- I got an idea

  • Gonna stick a phone in my mouth

  • print a dozen papers of hand emojis

  • And that'll get me the clout on the internet that I deserve

  • *chuckle*

  • *music*

  • I don't know, I don't know what I was expecting

  • Is this a - that's the footage of me uploading a video to Youtube

  • Hahahahahaha

  • Let's get this bread Hahahahahahaha

  • I don't why I have the greenscreen, like

  • what is this? why is it reflecting on me?

  • what is happening?

  • I'm disappearing, guys.

  • Oh wait. No.

  • You know what - Brad is just gonna complain, so..

  • It's too late,

  • I might as well commit.

  • *dramatic musique*

  • God they're so dumb. That it's just

  • the perfect humour. it's just.. (I can't..)

  • It's the perfect humour for you

  • for you dumb balls ok I only laugh

  • at smart stuff

  • *dramatic music*

  • What is this.

  • Oh my god

  • *fantasizes about the dad he wish he had* I wish

  • I wish that was my dad.

  • *active music*

  • Oh my god, these -

  • Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Aa-hooh!

  • Oo-ao-huh my

  • Ey Ey oh is it Roblox

  • *snort*

  • Okay that one's good, well played. *cute clap*

  • I almost got angry there for a second, how could I be so

  • easily swayed

  • Grand Theft Auto Roblox

  • is one of my favourite games

  • *In video: If the furries ever have you down, just remember

  • good girls wanna be tracer, boys go to college

  • to hit the dab like whiz kalifa,

  • and weebs go to pluto

  • to get killed by naruto

  • jesus christ.

  • weebs to go pluto (hits chest)

  • to get killed by naruto

  • that is deep

  • like this video, this left a

  • profound impact on your life

  • *annoying music* Oh my gaawd! staap

  • I'm actually terrified what in the world

  • *dramatic music*

  • Is this google maps? Oh my god jesus

  • I wanna know where that is. Is that real?

  • This is what I'm talking about.

  • A Tik Tok bread

  • Everyone gets it.

  • Come on. Alright. It's not that

  • great but it's kind of

  • laugh-worthy at least. It's chuckle-worthy at least. It's kinda like my videos

  • You know there's no redeeming quality,

  • they're really not that funny

  • but, uhh, people seem to watch it anyway.

  • That's it!

  • We found it! it's a perfect match.

  • Outdated memes - hnnm?

  • need I say more? I don't think so.

  • Why am Iaughing at this?

  • Come on. It kin- I don't know why I have to keep

  • make a case for every single one of them

  • like ok yeah that was

  • jesus stop

  • it's officially gone too far.

  • It's offic- a - eeh- yeh- You know what I keep saying

  • I say that every episode and then it goes further.

  • jesus chri-hahaha-ist.

  • uh my god

  • I'm scared. I'm beginning to get

  • scared. This is only the beginning

  • of Tik Tok. It's only been relevant

  • for like, what, a month?!

  • I don't wanna know how this looks like the next year, ok.

  • mn-kay (replying to video)

  • euhahahaha

  • It's SANS! IT'S FREAKING SANS!

  • Okay, I get it.

  • One Tik Tok too many.

  • I definitely won't make any more.

  • You have my full honest word on that one.

  • You can trust- you can rely on me.

  • No more Tik Tok videos I swear.

  • Thank you so much for watching this video

  • If you enjoyed, SMASH like, subscribe,

  • I don't see why you wouldn't, honestly.

  • Has T-Series beat me yet?

  • I don't see how that's possible.

  • I uploaded a Tik Tok video. That's..

  • OKAYBYE

[Music]

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