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Woah! Where are you?
哇!你在哪?
Where are you, Jack?
你在哪裡,傑克?
AH! Jesus!
啊!耶穌!
Oh, you scared me!
哦,你嚇死我了!
Jack: Put the gun down!
傑克:把槍放下!
Fine! Okay. okay.
精細!好的。好的。
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (I'm sorry)
對不起。對不起。(對不起)
Jack: Oh god, my tracking is all off.
傑克:哦,上帝,我的跟踪是全部關閉。
Jack: AH FUCK!
傑克:AH他媽的!
Jack: Stop it!
傑克:住手!
Ah! Stop, okay stop. Stop.
啊! 停下來,還好停止。停止。
Oh, sorry I wasn't sh-
哦,對不起,我沒有SH-
I wasn't shooting at anything.
我沒有任何東西在拍攝。
Jack: Oh hohoho!
傑克:哦HOHOHO!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
(Jack continues laughing)
(傑克繼續笑)
What is wrong with you?!
你怎麼了?!
Hey Jack why don't you come over here?
嘿,傑克你為什麼不來這裡?
Jack: what? ahhh its so warm
傑克:什麼?唉唉其如此溫暖
Jack: It's so-
傑克:這是所謂的
LMAO
LMAO
I can see the light
我能看到光明
We're even
我們扯平了
Now review it, ok, ok no more goofing around we got a gamer mission to handle no rising up gamers
現在審查,確定,確定沒有更多的玩玩而已,我們得到了玩家的任務來處理玩家沒有上升
It's bread time. We're only for the bread
這是麵包的時間。我們僅是這項麵包
Come here. hi.
過來。喜。
That was weird. I actually expected to feel you-awhh
那很奇怪。其實,我希望你的感覺,awhh
AWWW we're friends now
噢,我們現在是朋友
You're much smaller in the game than you're irl
你在遊戲中比你IRL小得多
Yeah i know im very big in real life
是啊,我知道即時在現實生活中非常大
Yeah, ok now we need to do my one high five
是啊,好了,現在我們需要做的我一個高五
AY- oh no
IS-哦,不
Samuel
塞繆爾
Jesus dude he looked right at you
耶穌的傢伙,他的權利看著你
Sorry Samuel is he dead?
對不起塞繆爾是他死了嗎?
I think we should stop wasting ammo. Okay, good idea. Thank you
我想我們應該停止浪費彈藥。好了,好主意。謝謝
Maybe we should go in here. Oh, I got it
也許我們應該在這裡猶豫。哦,我明白了
After you sir, all right. Oh look bring them video game lobby. Oh, oh
你先生之後,所有的權利。哦,看把他們的視頻遊戲大廳。哦,哦
Okay, I'll take the ammo
好吧,我會好好彈藥
How do I put it off? where do i put the ammo?
我怎麼把它關掉?我在哪裡可以把彈藥?
Hey jack
嘿,傑克
what
什麼
Jesus Christ
耶穌基督
Where'd my gamer ammo go?
我哪兒玩家的彈藥去了?
aH dude you don't have your gamer ammo?
啊老兄,你沒有你的玩家彈藥?
I don't know man
我不知道男人
Oppa gangnam style
OPPA江南Style
There's a feel like cleaning amnesia again, bro, oh I hear people gamer you gotta join me
還有像清洗一遍失憶,兄弟的感覺,哦,我聽到人們的玩家,你得和我一起
No, no over here to the left of where you came out left stop it already away
不,不,在這裡的左邊,你走了出來左邊停止它已經遠
Here okay reach and clear. All right get the other side of me
這裡好嗎範圍和明確的。好讓我的另一面
Okay breaching clear I guess
好吧違約清楚,我猜
Wow!
哇!
Okay, oh she said there's other people I hear my gameeee
好了,哦,她說,有其他人我聽到我gameeee
Do something okay wait wait
做一些好等待觀望
Okay. Am I definitely a.m. It looks like you're sniffing your own hand after touching your balls. Maybe I am
好的。難道我肯定是它看起來像你觸摸你的球後嗅自己的手。也許我是
Peek-a-boo peek-a-boo
PEEK-A-BOO PEEK-A-BOO
Oh
哦
Can you actually drop your gun, I'm just gonna take my duck and go okay
實際上,你可以放下你的槍,我只是要帶我的鴨,去好嗎
There's a green boy
有一個綠色的小男孩
Shoot the green boy
拍攝的青澀少年
No
沒有
No
沒有
No
沒有
Ah
啊
Came over just as you died. Yeah, he punched me. How am I going to do? What are you gonna do? Okay
走了過來,就像你死了。是啊,他一拳打了我。我怎麼辦?你要去做什麼?好的
Hasta La Vista! Zombie lady!
閃現拉維斯塔!殭屍小姐!
Okay, don't shoot, okay
好了,不要拍,好嗎
Okay, okay got me dude Oh try and be more of a gamer next okay, we got a green one coming
好了,好讓我的傢伙哦,嘗試更多的是遊戲玩家的好接下來,我們得到了一個綠色的未來
He's dead. Nice looking nice stupid then I'm such a gamer
他死了。好看的漂亮的傻那麼我這樣的玩家
Nice yeah zombies. Yeah, you're a cool hat though
尼斯是的殭屍。是啊,你是一個很酷的帽子,雖然
He's so Swedish really cool head. Okay. I shot this guy he's dead now
他是如此的瑞典真正清醒的頭腦。好的。我拍這個傢伙,他現在已經死了
Don't ya this is serious gaming so make love to the zombies love
不遐這是嚴肅的遊戲所以讓愛殭屍愛
Take the series never kill myself, huh? Never joke about that kill it, okay
就拿系列從來沒有自殺,是吧?永遠不要開玩笑說殺死它,好嗎
There's a timer counting down. I think we have to fend off waves of enemies Oh No
有一個計時器倒計時。我認為,我們必須抵禦敵人的波哦,不
Take Adam nice I
就拿亞當漂亮的我
Forgot how to reload for a second. Oh
忘記了如何重裝一秒鐘。哦
Okay, weirdo we're fine we're fine epic we have 30 seconds everything this is
好了,怪人我們很好我們很好的史詩,我們有30秒的一切,這是
Okay, oh that's a victory royale right there
好了,哦,這是一個勝利大逃殺就在那裡
I do cooperate. What did cool gamers say these days? Yes, okay
我不配合。什麼酷的玩家說,這些天?是的,沒關係
Behind you behind you. Yeah
在你身後支持你。是啊
Oh
哦
Look at these headshots you see in this bro. Oh
看看這些爆頭你在這個兄弟看。哦
Ahhh
唉唉
God watch out. Do you feel like a gamer?
神看出來。你覺得自己是個遊戲玩家?
Huh, No!
呵呵,不!
Nooo
拿去
Oh
哦
Flashlight brothers
手電筒兄弟
Hey, no!
哎,不!
Does this creepy I don't like this, right?
這是否令人毛骨悚然我不喜歡這個,對吧?
Okay, I don't think I want to find any in the bathroom
好吧,我不認為我想找到任何在浴室
Hey J Oh
嘿L呵呵
Shootin some b-ball
亂射一些B-球
It's really hard
這真的很難
Yes, yeah
是的,是的
Oh
哦
VR is the future. Oh, there's a me. Watch this shoot him. I let you up
VR是未來。哦,還有一個我。關注此拍他。我讓你起來
Nice oh
好聽哦
You waste the three shots where there should have only taken you one no to four or five of them coming
你浪費了三槍,其中應該只考慮你一個沒有四或五他們未來
Oh does one were you high okay, I'm gonna back it up a sec
哦,確實一個是你高沒關係,我要回它一秒鐘
Can't see because I don't have the punch languages Oh creepy
無法看到,因為我沒有衝語言哦令人毛骨悚然
Okay, you got that yeah, I just do a job for you, okay
好吧,你得到了,是的,我只是做適合你的工作,好嗎
So what I waste the machine good
所以我浪費了好機
I know how do you feel. You don't want to hit a woman's that is true. These zombies ain't gonna know what hit them
我知道你感覺如何。你不想打女人的這是真的。這些殭屍是不是會知道是什麼擊中了他們
Hey zombies, what hey what you got, huh?
嘿殭屍,什麼嘿,你得到了什麼,是吧?
Ain't afraid ooh
不怕哦
That's Michael, Caine
這是邁克爾,堅
Another
另一個
Naomi okay now we can probably pull this lever. Okay, one minute go now. I'm a comic
納奧米現在沒事了,我們大概可以拉動這個槓桿。好了,一分鐘走了。我是一個漫畫
Okay, don't touch lights
好了,不要觸摸燈
Wow!
哇!
oh Jesus Christ!
哦,耶穌基督!
Yeah
是啊
Okay, well there's a timer on this so we might have to run now in a second oh
好吧,那麼有這個計時器,所以我們可能要在現在第二運行哦
Okay, I'm running
好吧,我跑
Oh no my leg, why do you have legs?
哦不我的腿,為什麼你的腿?
Should we go in here? There's a lot of dudes in the armory. Your mom's in the armory.
我們應該在這裡?有很多在軍械庫的花花公子。你媽媽在軍械庫。
Oh
哦
Geez you're lucky I saved your ass after what you said about maybe I kill them both now you didn't yeah dead
天啊,你很幸運我你說的對,也許什麼後保存你的屁股我現在殺了他們兩個你沒有死耶
Oh
哦
Does it go down here? Oh
它下去嗎?哦
You crazy
你瘋了
You should get this good
你應該得到這個好
Nice. Oh
尼斯。哦
Oh hell yeah
哦地獄啊
Auto shop. Oh
汽車店。哦
What's Up!
這是怎麼回事!
Yeah, you just got sore oh
是啊,你剛痛哦
Hey, how you doing? Hey, how would you know if we don't make it out of here me you smell like burgers
嗨,最近好嗎?嘿,你怎麼會知道,如果我們不讓它離開這裡我說你聞起來像漢堡包
Oh
哦
No! No!
不!不!
What was that I don't know what you are. Oh god, I'm outta ammo. Oh no good
那是什麼,我不知道你是什麼。哦,上帝,我走的彈藥。哦,沒有好
Hoo, hoo!
呼,呼!
God damn there is so many fking nibbers.
該死有這麼多fking nibbers。
Good let us know where each other is. Oh
好讓我們知道對方是。哦
What's up Felix, I'm trying to run but there's some mini she she's on your ass though Oh God
這是怎麼回事菲利克斯,我試圖運行,但有一些小她她對你的屁股,雖然哦,上帝
Oh
哦
Gosh ding ding
Gosh ding ding
Link in description, I'm comment like subscribe like a Bosch
鏈接的描述,我很喜歡訂閱像博世評論
Boss like a boss and then you win
老闆像一個老闆,然後你就贏了
Like this video to say PewDiePie!
喜歡這部影片,說PewDiePie!