You didn't see me, but here I am.

BeastMaster64™*don't you mean 69 (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ *

*grunts while crawling*

*repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ*

*Music pauses*

*Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby*

*Music contiues* It's been eighteen months

Eighteen

licks lips

eight... teen *fucking tRIPPY*

*shhh* x3

Thats poodiepie right there.

I've infiltrated his office

I've killed all kinds of shit.

Pokémon

Dogs *Laughs like a sociopath*

I ate a Chihuahua once. *true story*

But if there one thing I've never hunted

It's a Youtuber

I'm not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like... *pauses*

Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait.

No!

Oh no.

I'm on the hunt for the "Poodiepie"

The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time #SelfCentered

Love his channel, but it needs to die.

*epic music starts*

*dank intro=dank quality*

I'm not just going to kill poodiepie

I'm gonna eat his asshole tonight

Pewds: Thats...? Brad: HA ha ha

*pewds giggle*

*lets try again* I'm not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I'm going to challenge him

*pauses*

Then I'll kill him

I'm gonna beat him *grunts while kicking*

Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off....*

I'm going to challenge him, in a duel *I'm not a Septiplier supporter.*

Then I'll kill him

Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes*

More like...

Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad*

What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.*

plant

You're a plant *no shit pewds*

You're going to pay tonight for that.

*Solid snake music plays*

*licks razor blade*

*has an orgasm*

You got a new hero.

I love you like you were my father

I based my whole career after this man.

I wish I could call you daddy. Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙*

*sad music plays* Snake please

Snake!

Snakeo!

*high pitch school girl voice* SNAKE-OOOO

Please

Snake: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg.

The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long

These fucking light, don't turn off!

*loud gun shot*

Pewds: Oh Jesus!

What the fuck are they made of?

Oh, oh... I missed

THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I've never missed a shot in my life, from that close?

Holy shit

He's nearby.

Him being in his office effects my skills

*shitty kazoo playing*

he's near

*loud gun shot* *glass smashing*

*Silence*

That fucking right

*epic music plays*

Am I gonna get in trouble for this?

360

*loud gun shot*

Do you think it will go though the roof?

Cause theirs people working upstairs

Ah thats concrete, we're good

Hell yeah, I'm not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again...*

Is that a fucking water bottle?

*aims*

*loud gun shot*

Wait I hit it?

Its leaking!

look at that shit *those aiming skills*

hell yeah

*loud gun shot* Got em'

*why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle*

*what did it ever do to you*

*triggered much*

*i am going to flag this video*

*Swedish National Anthem starts playing*

BeastMaster?

*some Swedish garbage*

Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you.

*Swedish: You need to die

I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins...

Gets to destroy the the other loves most.

*more Swedish but with some crying for some reason*

If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000...

thing?

whatever, I don't care

AND I get to kill you.

If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe

it is...

been with me since I was born

no... I'm okay, don't worry bro

Thats right, it's on bitch!

*Swedish*

*Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel*

Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh?

If your going to be a... if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you're a plant

Nobody watches you anymore

he hates when I say that

*Pewds giggle*

Why don't you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break.

He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break?

Three days? Three fucking days?

This is how you do it in Call of Duty *loud gun shot*

Let's not fire at the glass anymore.

Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun Brad: No, no you shouldn't

*Swedish*

*even more Swedish*

*gun shot*

OH HO, Ha ha

Yeah! ha hah ha

*Swedish* BeastMaster64

*robotic voice* Perfect

You call that a gun?

Here we go! *kisses gun*

my first shot

As steady as a rabbit... bird

*gun shot*

*Uncontrollable evil laughter*

oh

Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn't a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!*

Now you been shot... in the dick!

*robotic voice* Perfect

*more Swedish*

*gun shot*

WOW!

*swedish*

*robotic voice* Japan

Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go.... banana, okay

here we go

lock and load

just gotta

aim...

*sad music starts* I've never killed a banana before

Is it morally correct

Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies

I suppose we all go to hell anyways

*gun shot*

I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit.

I GOT EM'

see right there?

Thats the penis of the banana

*robotic voice* Perfect

*Swedish*

*gun shot*

*gun shot*

ooooh...

*robotic voice* Japan

Last shot, if i get this one... you die pewdiepie

*gun shot*

*rip Leafy*

damn

I won! Thats right I won!

But I must confirm the kill

*gun shot*

wow

*rip Leafy*

*Grunts*

*Pewds giggle*

*robotic voice* You win!

*Crying*

Be right back, I'm going to kill what you love.

*swedish*

Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I'm gonna destroy you

Cause I'm BeastMaster64™

*gun shot*

*loud explosion* *sad piano starts*

AHHHHHH!

*loud explosion continues*

whats this? huh!

your old gun

what a piece of shit

*crying*

*Swdish cry for mercy*

Now its time for the real poodiepie

*gun shot*

*rip pewdiepie*

*sad piano continues*

The End

*Directed by Michael Bay*

Wait!

What!

Hes alive!

*gun shot*

*Whatcha Say plays* Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did

Mm whatcha say? Mm that it's all for the be-

*gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did.

Mm whatcha say?

*gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on-

*okay its 10 minuets go home*

*gun shot x3*

*gun shot*

*gun shot x2*

*gun shot x3*

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