I'm almost-

我快成...

YEAHHHHHH!!!!

耶~~~~~｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

[ SUSPENSE MUSIC ]

啊...挫賽！別又來了... 痾...現在...

Aw shit--fuck, not again--- awh, its-

超級...

Super... l-

無敵晚...

So late..

我竟然還沒有拍片?!

I haven't recorded a video

我每天都會拍影片啊~...

I record a video everyday

為什麼??!!

Why? (TRIGGEREDNOISES)

天殺的!我搞砸了....

God dammit, I'm fucked.

我現在要快點找到一個遊戲來玩!

I'm gonna have to find a game REAL fast!

我不會交作業的..

I won't make that adsense. Fuck

媽的! 確實，我好一陣子沒實況了!

Surely, I haven't done a game-play in a while

所以呢...想必會有遊戲是我可以玩的...

surely there's a game out there just for me!

喔...他奶奶的!!!

No, for fuck's sake!

我說的是真正的!"遊戲GAME"

I said a real game!

Hatoful?我玩過了啦!

Hotoful- I've PLAYED that!

等等........

Wait..

等一下...

Wait a minute..

等一下!

Wait a minute!

這是三小?!

What is this?

少女射擊：DOUBLE PEACE ??

Gal*Gun: Double Peace..

喔喔喔～ヽ(_´∀`_)ﾉ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Orgasm*

哇賽!~~~

Wow!

這太棒了!!!!!

This is great!

這真是....

Thishshs

(. )( .) 譯者:胸?

This one, this one, I'll play this one!

就是這個!...就是這個!... 我要玩這個!~~~~

I think I'm gonna play this one...

我想我會要玩這個?......

yeah, oh definitely I'll play this one!

是啊!，喔，我肯定要玩這個~(哦普特!)

So there's a panic button...

所以有一個緊急按鈕...?

And if you hit it...

如果你打它?.....

[ VOICE IN THE VIDEO ] "Oh, wha-what am I doing? Nothing, nothing Mom"

它切換到RPG模式!

It switches to an RPG!

這真他媽的漂亮。 (非常~)

That's fucking beautiful!

反正.....，我們等待這個遊戲下載......

Anyway uh, while we wait for this game to download

我只想說....謝謝~

I just wanna say.. thank you

為了留下這個影片*眼色*

for leaving a like on this video!

哦~ 他媽的耶!~~~

[ SAD DISTORTED MUSIC ]

...........................

oh FUCK yeah!

?????????..............

I'm going to Minasha Bliss dance on this one..

我要用Rinasha Bliss的舞蹈秀一波

[ Minasha ]: Hi I'm Rinasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

嗨!，我是Rinasha，我是你的~

[ Pewds ]: Help!!

自由式舞蹈老師

What kind of person are you?

（HELLL YEEE）

I'm a bookworm, jock, fashionista, pervert..

WT.............F?

Pervert! 100%!

HeEeEeElp!!!!!

Alright..

你是個什麼樣的人?

How does that affect the game?Who knows..

我是個書呆子，股癬，時尚達人，色狼。~~~

Who cares?

色狼，100％!!!!

Let's play!

Alrihhhh~~~~

[ READS DIALOG ON SCREEN ]

你覺得如何 *遊戲*？

Ho-how? Oh shit

誰知道?~

Ok, I literally don't care.. Just skip!

誰在乎?~

That's a gshhshshh, cute!

讓我們玩!~~~~

Not as cute as Marzia though!

我的名字是Hadukii?

[ PEWDS PULLING OFF MARZIA'S VOICE ] Felix?

耗?怎麼樣，O，屎!!

What are you playing?

好吧，我真的不在乎~

Hey, Ma-Marzia!

只是跳過......

It's an RPG!

這是一個gshhshshh~，可愛

End button..

但沒有比Marzia還可愛

End button!

(笑

It doesn't work!!

Marzia :"Felix

Dammit!

（P絕對毫無疑問的），你在玩?

oogh, I love when the music changes..

哎，Marzia

Potential love interest?

這是一個RPG！

Can't stop... dancing

結束按鈕

There better be boobs real fucking fast!

結束按鈕

or else..

行不通！

They're not goinna watch long enough for a mid-roll! Come on..

該死！

What has happened

oogh，我喜歡這音樂的轉換

Is she gonna jump?

潛在的愛的興趣？

What kind of game is this?

*我想不是*

Do it!

無法停止跳舞...

Do it! Sorry, sorry I just reflexed..

胸部最好給我趕快出現 (從這裡開始後面突然都變成Google的爛翻譯， 前一位編輯者抱歉，不過沒關係，VD來拯救大家了)

Oh..

要不然

Oh my godI think it's starting!

不然他們不會待到影片結束的 (歐派要來了 100%)

What is happening?

發生什麼事

What is this?

她要跳了？

Oh my god what happened? What happened?

這到底是什麼遊戲

I wanna know what happened!!

跳!

You're awake.

快跳!

oHHHH

拍謝!拍謝!這只是反射動作

What do I do?

(是時候該證明自己了)

Ecstacy Shot!

???

What?!

Oughguhhgu

I just keep shooting them?!

老天鵝! 我猜遊戲開始了

Why am I shooting them!?

發生什麼事了

YEaHhH

這是什麼

I see how it is..

老天鵝!怎麼了?我想知道怎麼了

Ecstasy shots!

你醒了

I can zoom!!

我該怎麼辦？

*KAZOOOOOOO*

Ecstasy Shot! (我想翻成"發情射擊"，你覺得呢?)

Japanese people must have the patience...

（他的表情說明了一切）

how do they say it through this much text?

什麼？！

I don't understand...

我就是不停地射她們？

I mean yes I have AD--

我為什麼要射他們!?!?

Clearly have ADHD but this is DIFFERENT.

YEaHhH

Don't see them young that's just weird!

我知道這是怎麼一回事了

I don't know- No, you're ruining it, you were great

Ecstasy Shot!

now you ruined it!

我可以瞄準!?

Now you ruined it..

*卡祖祖祖祖祖祖祖祖笛*

Fuck!

日本人到底有多有耐心...

Ok, so what do I do?

才能讓她們說出這麼多話

I zoom in..

我母栽拉...

Analize..

我的意思是 對 我有AD...

Oh, I analyzed!

顯然地我有注意力不足過動症(縮寫:ADHD)，但這不一樣

And then what?

不要以為她們很年輕，她們只是很奇怪

Oh!!

我不知道... 不，你毀了，你本該是個好遊戲

My!!

現在你毀了

God!

現在你毀了

No!

*用完水*

No, I can't play this game!

他媽的

I can't..

好，現在我該怎麼做

I can look at her shoes..

我瞄準

those are great shoes..

分析(Analying)

So her tits are her weakness..

哦 分析

What do I do then?

然後哩?

OhHhH

哦！！

Myyy

我的！

God! GodGodGodGodGodGodGodGodGod

老天爺！

What is happening?

不！

What am I doing?

不，我不能玩這個遊戲

I'm clicking at her shoes Marzia!

我不能

oooooh my God!

我可以看她的鞋子

[ SAD PIANO MUSIC ]

好鞋一雙

You know I- I actually cum the same way..

所以歐派是她的弱點

[ Triggered sad music ]

我該怎麼辦?

You know it's just in the heat of the moment..

歐

I can't help myself..

買

Hngya!

尬

Hngya!

尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬

Haaaaa!!

發生什麼事了？

I got great fingers!

我在幹嘛？

Nope!

我只是在點她的鞋子而已 Marzia~

Okay, well we're playing now..

天公伯啊

Got 'em

“Tenyaa！”

Got 'em

“Tenyaaa！” (抓到了 啊嘿顏)

Let's zoom in on this one

*悲傷鋼琴音樂*

Alright we want to shoot there

*Marzia在你後面她看起來非常火*

okay got it

其實，我有不小心出來一點點了 cum 有射●的意思 (掩面 *耳機使用者注意*

Oh, we see through their clothing

*觸發悲傷音樂* *來不及了*

Oh my god I see through the bushes

你知道就只是剛好當下的熱情

I mean I see that there's the bushes and

我情不自禁

as the from the

Hngya

bushes? Am I right?

Hngya

Sorry

Haaaaa

Alright so anyone hiding

我有Hen好ㄘ的手指

Snipe 'em

才怪

I'm quick scoping these bitches

好，繼續玩遊戲

Bamm

中！

It's literally. It just hit me it's

中！

like one of thos-s-e arcade shooters

瞄準這個

It literally is like an arcade shooter (giggles)

對，我們就是要射"那裡"

But you replace the zombies and monsters

好了 解決了

With na- (stops self)

哇!我可以看穿她們的衣服欸

W.. With with japanese schoolgirls

噢老天!我看穿"灌木叢"了

It's genius

我的意思是我看到有灌木叢

oh my god ready get to jet oh my god whOOP!

在那裏

Oh my god there is more

灌木叢？對吧？

Aw, that one is tiny

抱歉

I don't know what I..

*耳機RIP*

*Music Stops*

好吧，每個人都在躲

Feel about that.

狙擊

I don't..

我盡快解決這些小女表子

it's a weird balance

BAMM

I don't know if

不誇張，這真的吸引到我了

Felix!!

簡直就是街機射擊遊戲

Oh, this RPG is the best

它真的像個街機射擊遊戲（笑）

Happyface

但把那些女生換成殭屍和怪物

I've been loving up happy face for a long time

跟著Ne

Okay Felix

和JK一起

I

天才阿

I

天啊，差點掉下去，老天爺啊

*Marzia Speak*

噢! 還有更多

Oh boy, that was a close one

噢，那一個很幼

You just hit M

我不知道我..

Fucking beautiful

*音樂停止*

This game is the best game

對那個有什麼感覺

This game

我不..

it's my safe place

這平衡好奇怪

this is where I go when bad things happen

我不知道如果我

I want this game played at my funeral

Felix?

I want a 16 player LAN setup

噢!這RPG是超好玩der

Where everyone just plays this game

HAPPINESS (可是他念Happyface) (角色或主角名)

And thinks about me

我已經愛Happyface很久了

actually, you know what?

好吧~Felix

They can just play the game, they don't-

我...

oh my god oh my god what's happening

我...

I am not recording that's what's happening

我們等一下再見

are you fucking kidding me

Oh boy , 真的是差一點(汗

Whoooo

只是按到M

My God

真他喵美麗

Did you see the sheer panic

這遊戲蒸棒

Alright

這個遊戲

Tits, let's shooter in the tits

是我的避難所

I realise how that sounds but ok I didn't make the game

當壞事發生的時候，我就會來這裡

I didn't make the game dammit

我想放這個遊戲在我的葬禮上

Why she running around in the bathingsuit

我想要16人連線

You know what, nevermind

當每個人只是玩個遊戲

Ah, Jesus christ

就會緬懷我

That actually scared me

其實，你知道嗎？

Oo, I got an acheiv

他們可以就只玩遊戲，她們不必...

*inaudible screeching*

老天鵝阿 發生什麼事了

Jesus

我沒有在錄影了

Twins

他喵的在跟我開什麼玩笑？

Oh, my god, hello

Whoooo

Shoot them once

天哪

You look at their underwear ohmygod ohmygod

你有看到sheer panic嗎? (sheer panic : 一個來自恐懼的感覺使你無法冷靜下來)

Don't show that

好的

So do I kill them or do they just disapear

歐派，瞄準歐派

G rank :D

我知道那聽起來像什麼，但遊戲又不是我做的

More like

遊戲又不是我做的 該死的

*spot em*

她為什麼穿著死庫水跑來跑去

Okay

你知道嗎，沒關係

I just wanna say I'm sorry about this video I don't even

啊，耶穌基督

I had to pick a game I just went with what

那真的嚇到我了

I had and here we are

哦哦，我得到了一個成ㄐㄧ...

that's right i see all you hoes

*尖叫*

this game is practically my oh my god i could

耶穌

unlock the fucking outfit and I missed it

雙胞胎

come on scan where are they where they

哦，天公伯阿，尼好

come on headshot headshot

射她們

Fucking die

然後看看她們的胖次 老天鵝 老天鵝

Sorry too far

別露出來

Oh my god teacher

是我殺掉了她們?還是她們只是消失了？

Sensei shot

成績 G

fuck yeah i think i might be a little

更像

too into this game at this point god

*怪聲音*

god i'm gonna

好的

Headshot

我只想說我對這部影片感到很抱歉

Boob shot

我必須選一個遊戲，我只是順其自然

yeah front shot

然後就變成現在這樣了

Ah, god

沒錯 我看到你們了

Dammit

這遊戲實際上是我... 哦 老天 我本來可以

I wanna play this with like a giant purple

解鎖他喵的裝，我錯過了

dildo in my hand

來吧 觀察周遭 她們在哪裡*2

felix what the fuck why would you want that

來啊! 爆頭! 爆頭!

don't quote me on that

去死吧

But wouldn't it be cool

對不起 我太超過了

Sorry

老天 老師

*yeah you better be*

老師 射!

*Releases Inner Weeaboo*

爽拉，我想我可能會有點

was that cool

太入迷了這個遊戲 天啊

was that cool?

老天 我要*3

How much was this game?

爆頭

how much did I pay for this?

爆歐派

I'm just, thirty bucks huh well I think the only

額...正面射擊

thing other question is is there a dlc

啊，天公伯

oh my fucking are you telling me you are

該死

you telling me i could pay four pounds for

我想邊玩這個遊戲邊在手上拿個巨大紫色的

the wedding dress costume set

假陽具

oh my fucking god Jesus Christ where is

不要引用那句話

my wallet I want to know what they're

不過那一定會很酷

saying if anyone of you speak Japanese

抱歉

please translate

酷嗎?

Did she fucking punch me?

剛剛很酷吧?

Oh god oh my god yes senpai

這個遊戲多少錢啊?

Yes please

我到底花了多少?

Wait what whoa whoa whoa what did i do

我只是

OHH

30英鎊 蛤? (約台幣1200)

MY GOD

我想現在唯一的問題是，有沒有DLC

OH MY GOD

噢，你他喵的 你是在告訴我 你是

OH

你是在告訴我，我可以花四英鎊來買

THREEEEEEEE

婚紗服裝一套

THREE OF THEM

噢，我的上帝他喵的耶穌基督

I'm

我的錢包在哪裡

Oh noo

我很好奇她們在說什麼

Ooo ,yeah the guilt

如果你們有人或說日文

*someone fckin end his life already, why does he have to suffer with mental disease*

請幫我翻譯

how do I do it

她剛剛是她喵的卯我一拳嗎?

Where do you like it

噢 老天 老天 是學姊

where do you- oh she likes it there.

(奇摩子意義得修?)

*close your eyes and just imagineeeeeeee* okay fuck it's hard

是的 拜託(M模式啟動)

Ehh

等一下 哇 我做了什麼!?

Come on

喔

I can't please you all i'm just going to focus

天哪

on one of you. NO i'm almost there

哦 老天

almost there i'm almost yEEEES

哦

yeah satisfaction

三!!!!!

yeah that's what I'm talking about

三人

that's how we do it

我

Oh, bitch exploding (?????)

噢不

*fingers his bottom part for extreme satisfaction*

噢 罪惡感 (太年輕)

Felix

我該怎麼做

Oh

客人你喜歡哪個部位

Yeah Marzia, I'm on a boss battle

你喜歡哪... 噢 她喜歡那裏

Hey you need to come now Felix

*閉上你的眼睛 想像一下 * 真她喵難

But I haven't

來阿

I haven't done my outro yet

我不能同時取悅你們三個阿

check out this video it's very similar

我只能專注取悅其中一個

to this one if you like this video you

不!

might like like this one

我快成功了~我快成功了!

Felix

我快成...

okay I'm coming

耶~~~~~｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

I mean, uhm