He's running out of ideas

"Oh it's so obvious PewDiePie is running out of fresh ideas!"

Oh yeah?!

Well there is one--

I still got one card

One card left to play

The most desperate card

In ALL of YouTube!

*beautiful music :D*

I never thought I would sink this low.

I'm disgusted

What kind of clickbait

title could we put on this one?

*stutters*

just "Ask me Anything"

"Does PoodiPie do Drugs?"

That's the title of the video now everyone

That's the title...

...of the video

OH! You noticed uh we have some guests in the studio today

*Claps to non-existent cardboard cutouts*

Clap it up everyone

We have your mama!1!1!

Giant black-- *decides not to continue*

We have Cinnamoooon!.... Toast Ken everybody.

And... Let's not forget, our special guest,

Maaaaaaaaaaaaarkiplier.

*crickets chirping*

Accurate- accurate size *laughs*

*whispers* I'm talking about his penis

We also have ME here!

No, I'm not compensating for Ainsley. Shut the fuck up!

Where should we put this beau- look how beautiful he is.

Cardboard Felix- Please, Felix, don't put me in the ceiling

Shut up Felix! You're going in the fucking ceiling!

He ha he hleee ha hleee :P

I don't have any questions just want you to delete a happy wheels video

What the hell man!?

What the HELL!

*scary noise*

*horribly sings*When you try your best...

I feel like we need some sad music for this, cause...

*Sad Music* Which one should we go with uh.... Alright, uh, episode 53.It's been uh, it's been good buddy.... You're out.

You're out!

Alright, next question

Next question comes from Brad, one of my editors

Will you let my family go, I've worked hard enough

I'll leave this one, to the gaymode.. team

*Robot voice* Unfortunately, Brad's family has suffered Stockholm syndrome and wish to stay with Felix forever.

Well, well, well, Brad, it seems like your family

*voice, getting higher* has choose stay with me a little longer

Sorry :(

*sad music*Alright, episode 60, you're out

Out of all the people in the world, what made you choose me to be in your background?

Wait...

Ainsley Harriot?

*laughs*

Wait is this real!?

Is that the real Ainsley!!?

What?

But he was-

He was de-

Aaaaaahhhhh!

Ainsley, is a real... person?

Anyway, episode 41. It's been nice... it's been nice.

Next, quest-

Next question

Cardboard Felix- Kiss me

Felix!

I'm not- I'm not gonna spiderman kiss you

Ask Pewds

Smash or pass:JK Rowling

Um...Gonna have to let the gang take care of that one

What's that?

Sell to slavery!

Sell! That, bitch to slavery!

It's really offensive to say, to sell someone to slavery, Felix

You don't understand the history and the struggles

That JK Rowling went through

JK Rowling used to be very poor

And then she wrote some books

Then she became a whiny bitch on twitter

You don't understand her struggle

Alright, shit, I keep forgetting I have to delete a fucking video

Like it's not funny. Why did I come up with this idea?

*laughs*

There's not any value to the video

Which one, uh, which one do you think? I think it's time for like one of the earlier ones

Someone, somewhere, right now, is going like that Trump lady at the inauguration.

About me deleting these videos

Noooooooooooo!

Goodbye, episode 11

*sad music*

Can you re-enact the "my name jeff" scene from 22 jump street?

No

No, I'm not going to do that. What do look like? Some sort of whore?

*claps*

I've been practicing. I've been practicing a lot for this.

*awkward laugh*

My name, uh

*High pitch, RIP headphone users*Jeff!

I have to dele-

Delete another video

Why does no one love me?

*sad music*

Because you're wearing Hitler glasses

There, *stutters*

You're wearing not fascist glasses

Okay? Know you're- you know you're a bit young, but, uh...

But, you need to not do that

Cause that's why no one loves you

When will you watch the true epic love story that is HoshiPie

What is this, exactly?

*sexy music*

You guys are fucking weird

You guys are good at editing

And I appreciate you

Than- Thank you, very nice

Now I finally have some fapping material

I've been- been running out for awhile

Guess now we have to delete another fucking video

*inaudible muttering*

31

21!

Is that a... is that a meme?

Is that a meme right? That's a meme.

Do you think Phil Lester deserves more appreciation

Uh... No, I think he's a little overrated

I, uh, would like to say, uh, that I'm more of a Dan man.

If you know what I mean

Goodbye

Episode seven-

You guys want 2012 pewdiepie back?Yeah, well I want 2012 Youtube back! Okay?

So much better

Tell em Ainsley, oh....

*sad music*

Why is Emma Blackery...

So big?

Like what happened here?

I don't understand.

Emma, do you have anything to say, to uh...

This is the first time we collab on this channel

What, what would you like to say?

Carboard Emma- You're gay

I'm gay?

Wow!

*sigh* So sick of deleting these fucking things

Like why did I...

Why am I still here?

Like this one fucking had four million views

*burp*

Life's not fair!

Life's not fair!

When will you kill yourself?

Another happy wheels video

*laughs*

No, not episode three!

Not episode THREE!

Ask pewds, read this to die instantly

*dies*

*sad music*

Yes!

YEESSS!

My time to shine!

Finally!

I'm taking over this fucking gay ass channel man!

Are you the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler?

I can neither.. I can nein-ther

*laughs*

Confirm or de-nein

*claps*

*sad music*

Episode ten

Goodbye!

Do you miss simpler things in life after gaining huge popularity?

It's honestly not that different

If you follow me throughout the, throughout an entire day

I think you'll realize that I

I'm

I'm pretty much doing whatever you doing

I'm, I'm pretty much the same. You know?

I think you'd actually be pretty overwhelmed how boring my life actually is behind the scenes.

Uh...

I only snort a couple pounds of cocaine every day

Only a couple hookers

five or six

Every night, and, uh...

And that's another Happy Wheels video

Do you lovee make sex with marza or no or are you thinking to bring BABBBYYYY!

I imagine that's how they wanted it.

Well, that's another Happy Wheels video

That was.. thank you for that. Thank you, appreciate the great question

Uh, not thinking to bring any babies

No, I- I do not

*Pewdiepie editied singing chainsmokers music* I was doing just fine before I met you

*music* I drank to much and that's an issue

*music* But I'm okay

*music*What!

*music*

*music* Hey!

*music* You tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again

*music*

Pewdiepie speaking over music- That's cool! *Music* I know it breaks your heart

*music* moved to a city in a broke down car

Pewdiepie over music- That's really fucking cool *Music* And

*music* Four years, no calls

Pewdiepie speaking over music- That must have taken for fucking forever *music*And now you looking pretty in a hotel bar

*music* I-I-I-I-I

Can you slow dance with Slippy?

*music*

I'm scared! I'm too scared, I can't!

And that's another Happy Wheels!

Alright, and final question

Can you do a backflip?

No

Now we're going to have a silent moment. For all the lost...

Happy wheels videos

*Sad Music*

Alright then, so leave a like if you enjoyed this video

If you did, ummmm....

Ken!

Is going to do something really funny

If you click- click it right now and see something really funny is going to happen

Any moment

Any moment!

At any moment!