When will he return?

The prophecy foretells of the coming of a dark age... (oh boy).

An age when he will be missing, but the prophecy foretells one more thing....

Look now closely.

Closely into your own heart.

Into your own mind.

Into your own soul.

And there he is. (BACK FROM JAPAN AYY)

There, he has always been.

Waiting.

Forever.

With you.

Inside you. (um)

A part of you. (errrm)

Always.

*amazing entrance by papa pewds*

*laughs in Swedish*

I'm back

Oh.

He was just in the closet the whole time. (we can now officially say he came out of the closet)

Hello everyone, it's me!

Thank you for welcoming me back.

I've been away a couple of days. (A WHOLE DAMN WEEK)

It's been, it's been good, had a good time...

YAY LWIAY

That's right, we're going to look at more memes together. (relationship goals)

Probably they're all going to be outdated because uh

It's been a WEEK (that was such a painful week.)

Memes uh, if any memes in this year surpasses one week lifetime, that would be great

That would just be great (okay connoisseur)

We gonna go through the GREEN SCREEN COMPEtiTION

Let's ?? begin ??????????

Somebody toucha ma sPaGhEtT *ear rape*

Well, what did I say (laughs)

Should I just go back?

I'll go back, I need another time.

Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

*poods at the club yes daddy*

Come on

*pewds making weird noises*

Guys

I think there's a dead body dere!

It'll be over soon

You don't wanna mess with ME! (come at me bro)

Oh classic fighting great

*epic fight ensues*

Wow

*KnOcKoUt*

(pewds laughs)

DAMN that was amazing

Wow

I could barely tell it was edited

Damn, so good waaw

(woman yelling) (axe chopping)

Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

I have an army of 60 million subscribers

(stab stab)

AGHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH

Beautiful, it's just great.

Hey, oh my GOD

That's a battlecry

You don't wanna mess with me

I have an army of 60 million subscribers ?

Look at my muscles ?

Frah frah fraaah

What

So famous

Oh I want a full version! (same bro)

That was so good

OH MY GOD.

Someone spent hours on this, God damn. God bless you. Matt Jones, you earn this sub. God damn (let us have a moment of silence for our one, our only Matt Jones.)

Fol- follow me

Alright it's coming out of my ass

I run this way to (pants)

Oh it's a big one.

*death scream*

*this is the new pr0n*

It's a baebae

I love it so much.

You're gonna be such a great mother.

I'm gonna call him Jacksepticeye. (i ship it)

Beautiful

*good old "bike" meme*

Somebody toucha

I don't know, I don't know what to say Greg

*how pewds gained success*

Hey come on, come on

Have I told you about this chair btw?

Have I- I don't know if I introduced you my chair _| _/ __

It's 399 and it can...

Do a lot of things, it can do a lot of things, okay?

Woah

What made you decide to join the paratroopers?

I wanna fight you and steal all of your subscribers

JESUS

It's an easy company

It's time to stop

I'm just like where am I (paratrooper pewds) I will fight you

Heyy

HAAAAAAAHHHHH

I'm proud to serve each and every one of you

do you kno da wei (repeats)

Great great yes great.

Does anybody here kno da wei.

Hey guys I found DA WEI, follow me!

This man knows DA WEI, show me DA WEI.

That's right, in ya go. (what am i watching)

Imposta, you do not know da wei

Oh yeah, you think you so good huh

Yeah? You think you're tough? but CAN YOU DO THIS AAARGH (_| _/ __)

Wait, I'm running low on batteries

*ear rape warning*

Pewds: SPAGHETTTTTTTT Jack: JESUS CHRIST OH NO

OH NO

Aww poor Jack, did I scare you?

Did I scare you little Jackie boy?

Jackie boy got scared

By a video game

oooo it's so scared

I would never get scared by a video game because I'm a real man

My testosterone levels ‾ ; your testosterone levels _

Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

Hell no

Aww come on Piques

Oh yeah? but CAN YOU DO THIS?

*vine gunshot sound*

*more generic vine effects*

THREE NINETY NAINE

CAN YOU JUST BUY MY CHAIR PLEASE

IT'S 399

Oh you think you're so good huh

You think you're so good now huh

You think you're tough?

Huh? You think you're something

BUT CAN YOU DO DIS

*LIT MIXTAPE*

YES!

THREE NINETY NINE AND YOUR DEPRESSION WILL BE CURED

OF COURSE.

YES I am using.

mental illness to sell my chair

What

What, that's not

That's not okay?!

I love the movie edits

*pewds laughing*

I know where this is going

(echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

(echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

MEME ?? REVIEW ??

Cute, that was cute, very cute

"I hope Julia is very happy with her choice..." [Brazilian meme]

Holy cow this one got 11,000 uploads?

You don't wanna mess with me

Cuz imma fight you

What that's not true!

I have an army of 60M subscribers

Woah

They say that I'm faster than lightning itself

There's a dead body right there

Oh yeah, this was great

Dude: Alexa, what do you do?

I go through funny pictures, and go haha

That you guys make, you guys make pictures

Irrelevent dude: Awesome

Irrelevent dude: Alexa, play rock music

♪ HEJ MONIKA HEY PÅ DIG MONIKA ♪ (had it on repeat for 4 hours, just now spelling lyrics correctly.)

Dude: Alexa stop

WhAt

Girl: Alexa, what time is it?

It's time for BONUS MEME✨ (papa bless)

Dude: It uses far-field technology, so it can hear you from anywhere in the room

Irrelevent dude: So it can just hear you anywhere?

Dude: Yes, well everyone can hear you anyway (ok uh that a lil creepy ;-;)

ABSOLUTE MADLAD!!!

Girl: Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list

399, that's a great price! (I'm PISSING)

Girl: Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?

18 MIN-

No, no no OKAY

That was the green screen submissions (holololol)

Good job *laughs*

Give yourself a round of applause ??

We're back with the daily uploads (good bc if you didnt upload soon, i was going to fart out my heart. And pop my right lung.)

I had a great time when I was away, but I'm very happy to be back :)

Keep making videos

Did you miss me (yes ??)

Leave a like, and if you didn't, leave a like

Also, be sure to leave a like (i just made 3 different accounts and liked, and now im wasting my time writing this CC that no one will read. Rip.)

Can we get this video on trending? (COME ON SQUAD FAM)

And that's it for me for now

See you tomorrow with a new video (OH YES DADDY)

And as always

I'm going to go back

Where I sleep ;)

Have a great one, have a great time everybody

And remember

Leave a like

If you're depressed (Felix, you have cured my depression.)

Thank you

*i wanna sleep in that closet*

*evolution of le pewds*

?

(why are you still here lolol bye im gonna read some smut)

?