Family friendly f..(jibberish)

sorry I didn't think

Family friendly Felix!

Welcome!

Welcome, everyone! Clap it up! (applause)

Clap it up, everybody!

Family friendly Felix here!

And I'm just!- I don't know how to make it stop.. (applause stops)

Um..

I'm not making any money.

As you may not know, there's an adpocalypse going on right now.

There's no ads on Youtube.

No ads. Okay?

They're all gone, they all pulled out.

Because apparently, there was... uh ads on a racist video.

So everyone was like, "UH I'm out."

Aright.

There's, there's what? 9 billion videos on Youtube?

AH, that one that said racist on it!

Nope!

I'm out!

1 out of 9 billion

Fuck you!

If you see an ad on this video...

You praise that shit, like the fucking sun.

Okay?

Praise that shit, boi

I want you to suck that.... FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX HERE

by the way...

I want you to

gently...make sweet ....*blanks*

Family friendly ...

uhm

*laughs nervously*

need to learn how to use this fuckin sound board

Alright so lets have a look here and see what

did my last video make

on ads.

a hundred dollars?!

*gun shot*

the irony here is that i made more on youtube red revenue

So! check out my new show...uh..

oh wait, fuck

uh...they fucked that up too

the news outlet that broke

this story about

uh....the racist video

was none other...the enemy of YouTube

*laughs*

The wall street journal.. I'm not kidding

they're back at it again

remember when I... I

did the whole *fuck you finger*

try again mother fuckers

(try again mother fuckers)

you weren't supposed to actually do it

WHAT THE HELL MAN

GODDAMNIT!

FUCK

FUCKING YOUTUBE RED. I'm fucked.

oka ...im just..dont panic

I'm sure no one else is panicking

"I declare war on the Wall Street Journal'

OKAY maybe people are panicking

just a little bit.....just a LITTLE bit

thats fine... desperate times call... comes desperate measurements

and FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX got a plan

boi

I got a..

I've got a... I've got a plan

how did we do it back in the day?

ok?

HOW did they do it back in the good ol' day of youtube 7 years ago?

*shows a video from 10 years ago* THIS is the content we need to go back to

ok?

this is..

10 TIMES BETTER

"charlie bit me"

its genius...its brilliant

its...almost a billion views.

*knocking* my sound board's not..

*JACK SPEDICY'S INTRO* OHHHHH...

MINECRAFT. The game i have been avoiding since i started youtube

MINECRAFT

the BEST game in the goddamn world

MINECRAFT

THATS what people want.

MINECRAFT

more MINECRAFT. we need more MINECRAFT

FINALLY i am going to play minecraft

i haven't played it..in i dont know how many years

i refuse to play it but here..... *look intensifies*

£18?

i cant afford that ._.

LUCKILY im swedish...and i have a secret..secret...uh...secret plan

for this .-.

doesn't wait...doesn't windows come with..

OH it does

it does okay...

cool ._.

HEY ITS CHEAPER

oh fuck that...free trial

" Add your microsoft.."

I DONT HAVE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT

its THIS hard to be family friendly

ok...aw fuck, ok

toms....toms guide. YES

this is what i wanted

YESSS

I QUIT. I QUIT

im now living in the minecraft world

HELLO SHEEP you'll be my new friend

they do roleplaying when they play minecraft so they do like funny voices

"hellooo i am sheep. HA! le memes"

there wa-

sheep what did you build over there?

"i dont know"

See im really good at this..

im REALLY good at this

AWH hell AWH...

GODDAMNIT SHEEP

you gone get it

you gone get it....you gone get it boy

i beat the shit out of you

fuck piece of shit

fuck piece of...goddamnit

NO REGRATS

*dab to the sad music*

*switches to minecraft music*

people play this game everyday?

alright then

*breaking grass blocks*

i guess if im gonna live in the new minecraft world i need to build a house

this is where i live now

ok

alright...goddamnit

its gonna be...pretty fucking cool guys

i mean...pretty cool...pretty SWELL (that save tho)

and also just know that there is not

a platform and services related to virtual communities in which members interact primarily on the internet

okay?

this is NOT that

you know im actually enjoying the game which makes me think maybe i have autism after all?

im building a wall!

im building a wall..

if trumps not gonna do it

Family friendly felix is gonna do it

alright we're gonna build a wall

you know that concept with family friendliness?

people aren't just gonna go back on it okay?

the reason why people love youtube

is because...

it's free and it's open

and you can say whatever you want

it's not like television where everything is behind executive producers

and people telling "no you cant say that!"

because then we'll do this

and "no you cant say that" sadjhasdjl

it seems like youtube..

is forced to turning into television at this point

thats gonna be bad for everyone

you want youtube to continue being a free platform

i would want youtube to be...a free platform

i understand that advertises need to feel like

they're spending money and it's not showing up on racist videos

i understand that 100%

like..thats a terrible thing, if i was spending money

and i saw my ads showing up on racist videos i would be like *wtf*

but the whole thing is just so..massivly overblown

it's so typical

for these things to just get way bigger then they should be, in the media

talking first hand here. It's...its like what?

5 videos they discovered...i...based on the whole platform?

there's like what? 9 billion videos on youtube

and..and people are worried about five

I agree its.. like its still a problem

but is it...ugh

should everyone on the platform be

affected by 5 racist dudes?

EGH

that just doesn't really make sense to me..at least

im sure youtube will b-bounce back and i hope..

I PRAY

for everyone

thats a smaller channel

that they can hang in there for now

uhhh.... because

i used to be at a point on youtube

where i was so dependent on my next paycheck

i didnt have anything set up. i had just started off

and i-i needed that monthly paycheck so...

this month, most likely a lot of creators are not gonna get paid

so its weird to combat that

just a lil bit

uh...i wanted to do another shout out competition. ive done a couple in the past.

so if you're interested in getting a shoutout

uhhh...they been...they've been successful

and pretty good so.

check out the link in the description

there's specific rules and i really appreciate that you go by them

uh, make sure that you are quick and concise

with.. following them

if theres too much text im not going to have time to read it

and im just going to have to skip it. no smugness intended

but im...but im fine

like...im not going to stop making videos just because im not making money

i...i meant it when i said

i-i do it because i love it...and

THAT BENG SAID

IF YOU SEE AN AD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

♫ Praise, Praise, Praise the sun ♫

also uhm

going to twitch now...pft *laughs*

i decided this before. okay?

before anything, so don't read-ed it the wrong way

but i-i wanted to start doing streams on twitch

so uh...we are gonna do a weekly stream

over at twitch, its starts... SUNDAY

this sunday i mean...

so uhm over at youtube.com/netglow

netglow is the brand that i wanted to create

thaaahht i wanted revelmode to be

but no one liked the name

check the...i mean netglow

it means cooler on the internet then in person

i think thats a pretty fucking perfect name