Yo, to you promised me power.

不....這還不夠！

You said if I get a lot of dislikes, I will get more views.

YOUTUBE！說好的力量呢？

I will become more powerful than ever.

你說過，如果我得到越多不喜歡，就會有越多觀看次數

Yes, yes, of course.

我將會變得比以前都還要更強大

I'm still the most powerful users around the planet.

是啦，當然我還是地表上最強大的Youtuber

I don't think you understand.

但你知道嗎

I need more.

我要更多(der觀看次數)

I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a youtuber.

我不認為你們了解，一個YouTuber有多麼貪心

I know you're holding out on you to tell me.

我知道你有事情瞞著我，YouTube！

What else secrets do you have that can affect the algorithm?

把你所知道的可以影響觀看次數的秘密都告訴我！

I did that likes I did the dislikes.

按喜歡...

Of course I'm gonna milk this fucking shit.

按不喜歡...

What else you got to do?

他*的我當然要搞定這鳥事

You not see my friend iss?

你還知道些什麼，YouTube

You are missing cop comments was fucking died.

YouTube：你還沒注意到嗎，我的徒弟？你忽略了第三部分，就是留言。

One million common god with looking do it 1,000,000 million comments can smash it one million Common way.

Pewds：留言...

Let's smash one million comments on this video.

(不要砸手機啊)

Get one meal income.

*笑*

I will delete my channel Dick pics at one million comments.

(溫馨提醒：調低音量)

2017 hashtag Let's trended worldwide.

你　們　猜　怎　麼　著　？　！　？　！

What?

一　百　萬　則　留　言　！　！

Comments and kill myself.

我們他*的能做到嗎？！

One melon.

這個影片能得到一百萬則留言嗎？

Come.

一　百　萬　則　留　言　！　！　！　！

Did you comment yet?

一！！　百！！　ㄨ．．．

Have you you for your eye?

一百萬則留言 我們可以突破嗎？

On what?

(再調低音量)

What?

(~~~~~~~*痛*~~~~~~~)

People actually comment.

一　百　萬　則　留　言　！　！

Hey, I got an idea.

(UMR OP)

Why don't we just had a picture of a shooting me Kids love that shit.

一百萬則留言 不然我幹爆這盆草

They come with, like, crazy fucking morons.

一百萬則留嗚．．．