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  • All right.

  • So you're very funny on Twitter.

  • And when you're not fighting with the President,

  • there's all kinds of things that you say.

  • And so we're going to play a game.

  • It's called Chrissy, Can You Fill In Your Own Blanking

  • Tweets?

  • OK.

  • I think I can do this.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Well, I mean I nailed the--youknow--

  • John about Jack, Jack about John game.

  • Yeah, you did.

  • You knew very little about him.

  • You knew nothing about your husband.

  • Still don't.

  • All right.

  • Here's the first one.

  • Fell asleep with my blank blank on,

  • and I think I'm in a different dimension now.

  • Do you remember what you said?

  • Fell asleep with my face mask on.

  • Oh, teeth white strips.

  • No.

  • I don't know.

  • You'd be in a different dimension with a face mask?

  • I don't know.

  • No, you fell asleep with your breast pump on.

  • Yeah.

  • I feel it all over again.

  • I guess it's a soothing noise.

  • And then they're just like swollen and empty.

  • I'm like, what have you done?

  • The texture.

  • Everything's terrible about it.

  • We don't need to know that.

  • All right.

  • They're like rock hard and soft.

  • All right.

  • Here's the next one.

  • I always forget about my white sides

  • so I blank my own blank last night.

  • Oh, I'm too scared to answer this one.

  • I don't know.

  • Yeah, this is a weird one.

  • I don't know.

  • I don't even know why you had to do.

  • 2013 Yikes.

  • [INTERPOSING VOICES]

  • I candied my own pecans.

  • That's a great tweet!

  • That still holds up.

  • Yeah.

  • 2013 was a stressful Twitter year.

  • Like the Twitter used to be the wild, wild West.

  • We could just do anything.

  • So that one is a thank you forever.

  • All right.

  • This is one that is really interesting to me.

  • The blank people tweet me are always the worst blank.

  • Wow.

  • I'm great at games.

  • But I don't even know why people are tweeting you this.

  • It says the penises people tweet me are always

  • the worst penises.

  • I should have known because 2014 was Sports Illustrated.

  • I used to get a lot more penises.

  • Now no one sends me penises.

  • All right.

  • We're awake.

  • The live finale of "Bring The Funny"

  • airs Tuesdays at 10:00 on NBC.

  • We'll be right back.

  • Chrissy Teigen, everybody!

All right.

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