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  • All right, I recently sent my producer, Andy,

  • to go look at a house.

  • Unfortunately for him it was a haunted house.

  • And when we said let's send Lizzo.

  • So Lizzo went with him, and here's what happened.

  • Ellen, Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights.

  • Lizzo.

  • Lizzo.

  • We're about to rock this bitch!

  • We're going to rock this bitch!

  • I'm 100% that scary ass bitch.

  • I'm 100%.

  • What?

  • [SCREAMING]

  • [BLEEP]

  • You don't-- Luna, no more when we're not going.

  • We're bitches!

  • Tell him.

  • Nope.

  • No, no, no, no.

  • Don't be behind me.

  • Don't be [BLEEP] behind me, bro.

  • OK.

  • So it's too soon.

  • OK.

  • It's--

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Stop it!

  • No, no, no, no.

  • OK.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • [BLEEPING]

  • That's so-- Don't get excited unless you have to.

  • [ROARING]

  • OK, keep moving!

  • [BLEEP]

  • Thank you, Jesus.

  • Thank you, Jesus.

  • Thank you, Jesus.

  • Jewish!

  • Jewish!

  • [ROARING]

  • [SCREAMING]

  • You've got to say, "My God!"

  • Move!

  • OK.

  • Move!

  • Get your ass out of the way!

  • Get your ass out of the way!

  • OK.

  • You're good.

  • You're good.

  • OK, you're good.

  • Once you see him he's done.

  • His work is done for tonight and we move on.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • I mean, where are you?

  • [ROARING]

  • No!

  • [ROARING]

  • [SCREAMING]

  • [BLEEP] you!

  • I'm out!

  • Wait!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • You got to wait for me!

  • Wait!

  • Wait!

  • Wait!

  • [INAUDIBLE] No!

  • No!

  • Don't [BLEEP] run away from me.

  • OK.

  • Here.

  • OK.

  • Oh, it's just props.

  • Props, got it.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Go back in!

  • Are you good?

  • Yeah.

  • They're trying to distract you with the--

  • One of us will be all right.

  • I think I just lost a tooth.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • What the [BLEEP]!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • How many times are we going to do this?

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Oh!

  • [SCREAMING] It's [BLEEP] enough!

  • They're doing it like twenty [BLEEP] times!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Oh!

  • Why you got to be tall?

  • I got your back.

  • Where was it?

  • [SCREAMING]

  • I'm sorry I used you as a shield.

  • It's all good.

  • [ROARING]

  • No!

  • With the [BLEEP] mask!

  • Come on!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • It's enough.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • That's it!

  • [BLEEP] you all.

  • [BLEEP] everybody.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Why?

  • That [BLEEP] ain't fun.

  • Why do they enter like that?

  • [BLEEP] My weave.

  • Absolutely the last time I do this.

  • We are 100%--

  • 100%.

  • --no scary ass bitches.

  • No scary ass.

  • Happy Halloween.

  • Happy Halloween, bitches.

  • Ahh!

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos,

  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things

  • like ball peen hammer.

  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities

  • if you're into that sort of thing.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • [BLEEP]

  • God!

  • [BLEEP]

All right, I recently sent my producer, Andy,

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Lizzo和平均安迪通過鬼屋 (Lizzo and Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House)

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/01/14
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