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  • And Melissa posted a dream about Mark Wahlberg

  • and explain what was happening in the dream,

  • and then Ben, how do you feel about it?

  • OK.

  • Well, it was-- sometimes you can have

  • a dream where you're like, you wake up in the morning you're

  • like, oh my God.

  • I think I've been having that dream for six hours.

  • And it never kind of, like it wasn't, you

  • know we weren't like, and we were spies.

  • It was like, no, we were just in our house,

  • my family was my family, the kids were kids,

  • my mom was here because she kind of got trapped in quarantine

  • with us in LA and then we just seemingly

  • always lived with Mark Wahlberg.

  • So he was there and I'd be like, you want a sandwich or a bagel?

  • And he'd just kind of putter around the house.

  • It wasn't anything that was like, oh my God,

  • and then something crazy happened.

  • It was just like we lived with--

  • who by the way, we don't know.

  • We don't know him at all.

  • We don't know him.

  • But I had a six hour dream when I woke up and I was like,

  • is Mark Wahlberg downstairs, because I

  • think he's in the guest room.

  • And it took me a minute to be, like, I know it's a dream.

  • But did I go down and look in the guestroom?

  • I sure did.

  • Just to make sure Mark Wahlberg wasn't there.

  • Now, had you just watched a movie with him what or you just

  • randomly had a dream that he's--

  • I don't know.

  • I don't know if I saw something, not that I know of.

  • I think it just came completely out of the blue and I was,

  • like, I guess I'll have a six hour dream about Mark Wahlberg.

  • Oh, you know what, though?

  • The girls and I watched "The Other Guys" a movie with him

  • and Will Ferrell from a while back and we were saying that we

  • watched "The Other Guys."

  • Maybe that's why.

  • Maybe that's it.

  • He's a wonderful roommate.

  • He's a great roommate.

  • He's tidy, he's helpful.

  • Yeah.

  • He's actually, he is, I think he's pretty good with a vacuum

  • cleaner.

  • Hey, Mark, how good are you with a vacuum cleaner.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • I was actually, just happened to be vacuuming now.

  • Oh, my God.

  • For a minute I was like, is that a vacuum?

  • [LAUGHING]

  • I wish I could see this.

  • What are you wearing, Mark?

  • What are you guy's doing?

  • Stand up.

  • Stand up.

  • What are you wearing?

  • Oh, I'm just in my robe doing all my daily duties here.

  • You know, I have to make sure that whatever

  • is required around the house.

  • You know, I could be building a deck in the back,

  • changing out a old wires and fiber optics.

  • You know, I do [INAUDIBLE].

  • That seems like an outfit that may be a bit of a safety snafu

  • if you're dealing with electrical things.

  • Yeah, I don't think you want to catch a current in that outfit.

  • No, no, it's all proofed and tested.

  • It's good.

  • How you guys doing?

  • [LAUGHING]

  • That's not what you pictured him in the dream?

  • That's not what he was wearing?

  • No.

  • When I have another dream, it's your fault. That's all--

  • I'm only going to be like, no, Mark.

  • He wears just an apron.

  • It looks like it's made of rubber.

  • It seems a little sexy.

  • It's more comfortable than it appears.

  • I recommend that we're actually launching a line

  • and we got Andy [INAUDIBLE],, I see.

  • Is it leather or is it like a coated canvas.

  • No, it's just a cotton blend.

  • A polyester in there stretch.

  • Wow, what time is it where you guys are?

  • Pretty late.

  • It's pretty late, Wahlberg.

  • Don't worry about it.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • We ought to pop one of these bad boys over in here.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I think wine is--

  • it's going to turn into wine hour.

  • It's beer and then it's wine, right Melissa?

  • Beer o'clock.

  • Is that how it works?

  • It usually goes beer o'clock, scotch o'clock.

  • So it's [INAUDIBLE].

  • There's no wine.

  • It just goes like, beer, beer scotch and then lights out.

  • Wow.

  • So we're very good parents.

  • Great parents.

  • I have to say, we're good parents.

  • Yeah.

  • She's trouble.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Oh, wow.

  • This is one of my favorite things

  • that's ever happened on our show.

  • Yeah.

  • This picture of Mark--

  • Andy?

  • Andy, where's your apron?

  • I know.

  • Ellen, well, I didn't put it on in time.

  • Was there an apron you were supposed to be wearing?

  • Yeah.

  • He sent to me and I left it in the car.

  • Well, it was nice to finally meet you guys this way.

  • Andy, go get that apron.

  • If I looked like him I'd be wearing it.

  • What an I supposed to do with this vacuum?

  • I'm still holding the vacuum.

  • Do you even know how to work a vacuum cleaner?

  • Have you vacuumed before, Mark?

  • Of course.

  • [VACUUM SOUNDS]

  • You just proved it.

  • It's not messed up audio.

  • It's hard enough to get us all on screen at the same time.

  • Huh?

  • I know.

  • What do you say, Melissa?

  • You were a wonderful roommate.

  • You would just be like, hey, do you take the trash out?

  • You didn't talk to us a lot and we also really weirdly

  • always called you Mark Wahlberg.

  • We never get familiar enough to call you Mark.

  • Never just Mark?

  • It was never informal enough to just call me Mark?

  • No.

  • That's happened before.

  • [INAUDIBLE] Mark Wahlberg, you've earned that.

  • Right.

  • Well, thank you very much.

  • Always Mark Wahlberg.

  • Very, very kind of you.

  • I love you, Mark Wahlberg.

  • Thank you for surprising them.

  • We appreciate it.

  • Ellen, God bless you.

  • You need anything?

  • Yard work?

  • I'm actually really good at gardening,

  • landscaping, all that stuff, so I'd be more than happy to.

  • Once beyond the travel ban, whatever, it is lifted

  • I'm coming over.

  • OK?

  • It's magical.

  • [VACUUM SOUNDS]

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Bye, guys.

  • That was hilarious.

  • Thank you, Mark.

  • How was that, Melissa?

  • Oh my God.

  • I couldn't process at first what I was seeing.

  • That literally was like, I just saw, like, muscles.

  • And then it was like, what's happening?

  • And then, oh my God.

  • That apron was everything I didn't want it to be.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • It was quite something.

  • All right, we're going to take a break

  • and we're going to talk to-- it goes

  • from Mark Wahlberg in an apron to a nurse who

  • has started an amazing, amazing organization.

  • What a show.

  • We'll be back.

And Melissa posted a dream about Mark Wahlberg

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