Nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.

And as we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards,

and then we're gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.

Ready for this? -Yeah. Really dramatic.

-All right, yeah. Very dramatic.

All right, Kenan, give me a silly word.

-Silly word. "Butt."

[ Laughter ]

-Joe, food at a barbecue?

-Heinz Ketchup.

-Thanks. Adjective?

-Funky.

-Cartoon character?

-Hong Kong Phooey.

-Wow! Nice!

-Deep cut. -Wow!

Hong Kong Phooey, man.

[ Laughter ]

Kenan, give me a state. -Georgia.

-Uh, a plural occupation.

-Plural occupation? -Yes.

-Farmhands.

[ Laughter ]

-What?!

-First thing that came to mind.

-Oh, my gosh. Country.

-United States of America.

-There you go, buddy. USA.

A plural item of clothing.

-Plural item of clothing.

Um, oh, I just came from Europe, and this is on

your laundry list, for men and women -- panties.

-Interesting. -Panties.

If you send underwear, like, your boxer shorts,

to get washed at a hotel,

you have to check the "panties" box.

-Are you serious? -Swear, yeah.

-Just be open to new experiences.

-Listen. Jimmy, just go with it.

-I'm going with it. Kenan, give me a number.

-1,100,060.

[ Laughter ]

-Not making this easy on him.

-Yeah. Wow. All right. Give me a month.

-A month. December.

-Is that your birthday? -It is.

-A type of salad. -Greek.

-Joe, a greeting that you give your puppy

after being gone the entire day.

-"Oooh, you little..."

-Oooh, you... -O-O-O...

-Oooh, you little...

"Oooh, you little..."

Kenan, a verb ending in I-N-G.

-Fastening.

Doing a lot of fastening of the shoes lately.

-I'm tying -- -Fastening.

-I'm teaching my daughter how to tie her shoes.

Lot of fastening.

-Your daughter's 36, right? -Yeah.

She's doing really well. We're proud of her.

-Joe, celebrity name.

-Kim Kardashian. -There you go.

-I don't know why -- -That's great.

-Celebrity. -Kim Kardashian.

Kenan, what you shout when you find out

you've been accepted to the college of your dreams.

-"How much?!"

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-That's it. A plural noun.

-Plural noun. -Yep.

-Um, um -- Bananas. Ba-non-as. Ba-non-as.

-Ba-non-as.

Past-tense verb.

-What? Past-tense verb? Sorry.

Ran? -Yep.

-Was that a past-tense verb? -Yeah.

Another plural article of clothing.

-Gosh. Clip-on ties.

[ Laughter ]

-Gotta have 'em. -Clip-on ties.

-Gotta have 'em.

-Body part. -Foot.

-A noun. -A noun.

Uh, uh, Chicago.

-Yeah. Place. -Person, place, or thing.

-Yeah.

-That's a thing. Yeah.

-First noun -- Chicago. That's right.

Kenan, food you'd order at a sushi restaurant.

-Shrimp tempura roll.

-Yeah, okay. Shrimp tempura roll.

-And delicious. -A childhood punishment.

-Childhood punishment. The bar of soap in the mouth.

-All right. Now we're gonna do --

This is the speed round here. Real quick right here.

Kenan, exclamation. -Hooray!

-Another verb ending in I-N-G.

-Um, uh, uh, beating.

-Beating. -Wow.

-I don't -- -Wow.

Oh, my God, I can't even -- It started with farmhands.

That's when it went off the rails.

Farmhands. -Farmhands.

-That's all right. I'm good. Mall restaurant.

-Uh, whew. We'll go with Taco Bell.

-Taco Bell. There you go.

Mall clothing store.

-Mall clothing store. Um, um, Spencer's?

Spencer's Gifts. They have T-shirts.

-I guess they have -- They have clothing there?

-Yeah, T-shirts --

-And, like, young adolescent pornography.

-Yes, they do. Spencer's Gifts. There you go.

We've filled out the words for our scene.

Let's go perform the scene. Let's do this right now.

Are you guys ready? -Let's do it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Organ playing cheerful music ]

♪♪

-All right. Welcome back, baseball fans.

I'm Steve Butt.

Alongside me is my co-announcer, Kyle Heinz Ketchup.

-Thank you very much. No relation. No relation.

We're live on this beautiful, funky night

from the historic Hong Kong Phooey Stadium.

We're gonna change that.

-We're in the ninth inning of a very close matchup

between the Georgia Farmhands

versus the United States of America Panties.

-That's --

-The score is tied 1,100,060 to 1,100,060.

-Wow. This is very exciting.

Joining us now is our special guest.

Retired all-star pitcher.

None other than the one and only December Greek.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oooh, you little...!

Great to be here tonight.

I've never seen a stadium

with so many fans fastening so loudly.

-It's been quite a game. Lots of great moments so far.

Including when Kim Kardashian streaked across the field.

-How much?! I can't believe that!

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-All right. -Wow. Wow.

-Now, December Greek, you hold the record

for most bananas ran --

-I think you mean ba-non-as.

-Ba-non-as. -That's right.

-Did you have any pregame superstitions?

-Actually, yes, I did.

Before every game, I would go into the locker room,

put on fresh clip-on ties,

and rub my foot with my lucky Chicago.

-Wow! Wow!

-That's a very popular noun -- Chicago.

A very popular noun.

-Back to the game -- -That's what I think of first.

The word Chicago, that's a great noun.

-Back to the game.

Stepping up to the plate is Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll.

-Uh-huh.

-Oh, here we go. Bases loaded, full count.

If Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll doesn't get a hit,

his manager is gonna get a bar of soap in the mouth.

-All right. -There it is.

-Here's the pitch. He swings! There it goes!

Hooray! It is gone!

-Yeah.

He's beating around the bases. I've never seen this before.

-What a game!

All right, guys, it's time to sing our favorite song.

-♪ Take me out to the Taco Bell ♪

♪ Take me out to the Spencer's ♪

♪ For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out ♪

♪ At the old Taco Bell ♪

-And scene!

My thanks to Kenan Thompson, Joe Manganiello!