And one of them may be true and none of them may be true,

do you mind if I read these things.

-Are they things that I said? -Yes.

You said these three things. None of them may be true,

but I think I know one of them must be true.

-This doesn't seem real. -No, it's real.

-Okay. Let's see. -You can't set him up for that.

-Okay well, you've watched the movie "Step Brothers"

more than any other film. Okay? That's number one.

-You want me to sa-- -No, no, that's number one.

-Am I just listening? -Yes.

[ Laughter ]

-This is a listening show. [ Laughs ]

Like, guests, come on and listen to me talk.

-I feel like I'm being hypnotized again.

-Welcome back to an all new boring "Tonight Show."

Alright. Number two -- You love reality TV

and think reality TV stars are the best actors in the world.

[ Laughter ]

Number three, one of your nicknames is kitten.

[ Laughter ]

All right, let me take a guess. I'm gonna circle my answer,

then I'm going to ask the audience,

then I'm going to ask you what your thing is.

[ Mutters ] That, nah, you wouldn't do that.

That? Maybe, possibly, nah. I'd say oh, you said that.

But you were being funny.

This is how, this is the game I play with a you.

With a you.

Uh. Uh. I'm going to say that one.

Audience, is it one?

-Nobody remembers what it was. [ Laughter ]

-It was only 30 seconds ago, what are you talking about?

What do you mean, what number one?

-Can one person remember what the first answer was?

-Alright look -- -"Step Brothers."

-"Step Brothers."

You've seen "Step Brothers" more than any other film?

-You guys listen to him? -Yeah.

-I've never -- Listen.

You've seen "Step Brothers" more than any other film?

-Yeah, okay. -Number two, you love reality TV

and think reality TV stars are the best actors in the world.

Anyone on that one? [ Cheering ]

-Number three, one of your nicknames is kitten.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-So what does that mean? -I circled number three.

One of your nicknames is kitten.

I think I believe that to be true --

-Now, what are you saying that it's true

or that I said these things. -I think that's true.

-But I didn't say it? [ Laughter ]

-The more I think about this, I mean I didn't --

my segment producer set this up for me.

The more I think about it, I don't know

if any of these are true.

But I call you Joaq. -Why?

Well, your name's Joaquin I feel like that's too long for me.

-You can handle it. I feel like you can handle it.

-I save a little energy -You do the Monologue

every night. -Yeah, but I save

a little energy by calling you Joaq, don't have to do the quin.

-Okay. -You know?

-That's a good part. -Hello, Joaq.

-Oh, okay. -You know? And I like guacs.

I like guacs. You know? I like guac.

Hey, guac is extra. That should be the --

That should've been the headline of "Vanity Fair" --

the guac is extra. -Yeah, good.

-Alright. I don't know if any of these are real or true or not.

But, do you know if any of these are true?

-Um, what do you mean true?

That's what I'm trying to understand.

You say did I say these things or are they true or both?

What is the question? -The question is,

are any of these true? -Okay.

Okay, I think that I said -- -No, it's not about you said.

See you're really good. You're honor, you're honor.

He's under oath. -Okay, they're not all true.

-We make you put your hand on a Bible before you come out here.

-They're not all true. -They're not all true, yeah.

But one might be true. [ Laughter ]

And is the one that might be true,

the one that we all think is true.

Is one of your nicknames kitten? [ Laughter ]

-You're feeling very sleepy. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my gaw!

That's ridiculous. -Yeah.

-I don't -- the two of them were --

I was just joking around. -Yeah, I don't "Step brothers,"

I assume you love that movie.

You didn't see it more times than any other film, though,

it's impossible. -I have.

-You really have? -Yeah.

-That's the one? -Yeah, it's true.

-That's the one? -Yeah.

That's good, I like -- I love hearing that.

We got a little fact from Joaquin, who knows if it's real.

But that's cool. [ Laughter ]

I've seen "Peewee's Big Adventure"

more than any other film. -Yeah, that's a great one.

-Yeah it's a classic.

Let's talk about, speaking of classics,

let's talk "Joker." Man, oh, man, you're awesome in this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I haven't. -You haven't even seen it yet?

-Yeah. That's what I was gonna say.

-People are excited about it. -Uh-huh.

-You're fantastic in it, it's all you, man.

You're driving this train, car?

What vehicle do you think this movie is.

What type of -- form of transportation.

-[ Laughs ] I'm not sure. -I'm sorry.

so look, so wait, no, I'm sorry.

So you didn't, since you're in the movie. But it really is you.

And then I see you go a little mad in some scenes.

I feel like you've gone nuts in this thing.

You don't pick these roles where it's like --

why don't you just pick a role where you just go to Hawaii

and you're on the beach and you're goofing off

with your buddies?

-It's like every actor's dream part, that's the thing.

-Yeah. -You make it,

and then you do the movie. -You go to Hawaii

and goof off with your buddies for two hours.

-You'd be bored. -You would be bored?

[Bleep] you need to do the laugh and the whole thing

and you're coughing, don't you think?

-You don't need to do all that. -You did it,

and then you did dance.

-Let me see the dance. That was adorable. Show that to me.

Aw! -Dude, you're really,

it's insane. You're fantastic in it.

Basically, to set it up is you are --

it-it-it's there is no, there are no superheroes in this film?

It's just kind of a making of a villain

that's what I would -- if I was a film critic.

It's not that great. Is it off a little bit?

-I mean, you're great in general.

But that wasn't the best. -It wasn't the best thing?

No, it's about how you can beat a human being down.

-But don't tell anyone, it's okay let them just see it.

-Just see the movie? -Or not.

-Or not. You know what the movie's about, kind of, right?

Yeah. So you don't need me. You don't need me.

[ Talking over each other ] -It's cool.

-No, come back, come back. Come on, man.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Come back! Don't do that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-All right, welcome back.

we got a great guest tonight, Jimmy Fallon.

[ Cheers and applause ] All right, welcome back.

Alright. Sit right here Come on in.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-It is, um. It's so funny.

-I'm reading your text messages of somebody saying heavy.

-Well, I have to lose a little weight.

I'm a little heavy, yeah. But I got it figured out.

You lost weight for this film. -Uh-huh.

-And I read somewhere you said you lost 50 pounds?

-No, 15. Wait did you say 50? -Oh, who cares.

-Five-oh? -Yeah, five-oh.

-No, one-five. 15. -Oh, 15?

-They didn't pay me that much. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah, Well I'm just happy to be here and talk about the film,

"Joker," it was great to get in there and, like, really --

[ Chatter ]

Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it, we'll cut it out Later.

-Don't tell, don't tell them.

I didn't know the microphone was on.

-[ Clears throat ] Getting in there, Todd, I call him T.P.

Todd Phillips. I call him T.P.

And he was kind of cool, because he was like a teepee

to me a little bit, like, he was my home for a long time.

I basically felt like I lived inside of him,

when I was playing Joker. And I'd come out of the teepee.

I was like, "Time to film." [ Laughter ]

I go, all right, "What's for breakfast, daddy?"

[ Laughter ]

-And he would get, "What's for breakfast

is this scene right here, get into it.

And eat it all up." And I did.

I think what you'll see here in this clip is me

taking the script and making it the best I can make it.

And thanks to T.P.'s work and everybody involved in editing,

and the soundtrack and everything.

It turned out pretty well and I hope you enjoy it.