We're going to take turns reading a fact about ourselves.

It might be true -- it might be a lie.

The other players get to ask you questions,

and then they have to come to a unanimous decision --

truth or lie.

Scarlett, you'll go first.

Mayor Pete, which envelope should she open?

1 or 2?

-I didn't follow any of those directions,

but I'm going to wing it.

-I'm gonna say number 2. -Number 2.

-Mm-hmm. -I should open this.

-Yep. And then you read it. -I'm going to read it to you?

-And then we get to grill you until we come up with

a unanimous decision.

-Oh. I got stung by a jellyfish on my face

while swimming off the coast of Italy.

-On your face? What year was this?

-This was 2009.

-Which coast? -I was off the coast of Sicily.

-What kind of swimming stroke? -Um...

I was swimming.

I was just doing -- Yeah, I was doing that.

-Breaststroke? -Yeah, the breaststroke.

-What color was the jellyfish? -What color was it?

-Yeah. Answer him! What color was the jellyfish?!

Where did it sting you, exactly? -It was clear.

I got stung on my face.

-Alright, can I ask -- -I got stung right here.

Right here. -Alright. Can I ask a question?

You know what you're supposed to do

when a jellyfish stings you?

-What?

-Do you know what you're supposed to do

when a jellyfish stings you?

You know that. Did you follow protocol?

-You want to know whether somebody [bleep] on my face?

-No, I did not -- No, no. No. I said go to the doctor.

Go to a doctor is what I meant. What are you talking about?

What are -- Is that where your mind went?

-I did not go -- I did not go to a doctor.

-You did not. Did it swell up?

-Is that what you're supposed to do?

Go to a doctor when you get a jellyfish sting?

-Absolutely. -Okay, yeah, fine.

-First thing you're supposed to do.

-Right. -In Italy, an Italian doctor.

Alright. We're out of time.

Did she get stung by a jellyfish in the face while swimming?

I feel like she's fun. She's also a really good actor.

-I'm skeptical on if it got her on the face.

Then she would have seen it.

I think she ought to know what color it is, right?

-Yeah, that's true. Interesting. -Well, spit it out.

[ Drumroll ] -No, actually, I believe her.

-Yeah, I think -- Yeah, we think it did happen.

-It happened.

-Hey! We're good! -Yeah.

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-Where was it? Well, how did you react?

-What? How did I react? -Yeah.

-I was like, "Aah!"

And then I just had this enormous -- I mean, it looked --

It was, like, "Goonies" bad.

-Oh, my God. "Goonies" bad. Alright.

Good. I'm glad we got this. Alright.

It is my turn. Here we go.

Which envelope should I open, Scarlett?

-Um... -1 or 2?

-Number 1. Number 1.

I should have probably -- Well, you asked me, right?

-Yeah, yeah. -We're so polite.

We're Democrats. Okay.

-I once gave the Heimlich maneuver to

Jerry Seinfeld at a wine tasting.

♪♪

-What was he choking on? -Yeah.

-I think it was meat.

A meat of some sort, like a salami.

-Hmm. -Mm-hmm.

-What city was this in? -This was in The Hamptons.

-Were you at a party?

-No, it was a wine -- It was, like, a vineyard thing.

I went with his wife and my wife.

-Which vineyard was it? -Wolffer.

-Who?

-I think it was called Wolffer or something.

-Yeah, yeah. You think so? -Yeah.

-Huh. -Wolffer...Vandelay. No?

-No, it wasn't Vandelay Industries.

It was Wolffer. -Okay.

-Wolffer Estates. They had a wine-event thing.

-Who else was at this --

-His wife, Jessica, and my wife, Nancy.

We had to go for, like, a --

It was, like, a charity event thing.

-What was the charity?

-Jessica's charity -- baby buggies or something.

-You gave him the full Heimlich maneuver?

-I did, because I didn't know what to do.

-Where did you learn the Heimlich?

-Posters.

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-I'm not sure. This seems a little fishy to me.

-They were both at -- I feel like this whole thing --

it was an event, but then they were standing --

-And out of all people who could have taken the initiative.

-Yeah, it was you? -Yeah.

-That's the hole in my story? Then yes.

I saved Jerry Seinfeld's life. -I don't think so.

I don't believe this. I'm saying no.

-I'm with you. It's a lie. [ Drumroll ]

-It is a lie. -Oh, look at that.

Alright. Well done.

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-I had too many holes in the story?

I thought, "What if I did?"

Jerry would kill me if I touched him ever.

Alright, here we go. Mayor Pete, now it's your turn.

I will choose the envelope. Is it 1 or 2?

You were kind of quick to grab number 2,

so I'm going to go with number 1.

-Oh, alright.

On the campaign trail, I once ate an ice-cream sundae

made entirely out of pork.

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-Is this -- Alright, so, when was this?

How recently?

-It was years ago, campaigning in Indiana.

County fair. -County fair.

They always make you do those corn dogs and all that stuff.

-How many bites did you take? -I ate about half of it.

It was actually pretty good. -You ate half of it?

-You ate of the -- -Oh, wait.

That sounds fishy to begin with. -Wait. What did look like?

Describe what it looked like.

-So, you know those, like, Dairy Queen

parfaits that they make?

-Sure. -You know, like, the...

So, instead of the fudge is barbecue sauce.

And instead of the ice cream is mashed potatoes.

And then instead of the peanuts, pork.

-That sounds pretty good.

What did you wash it down with?

-Root beer. -Huh.

-And were there, like, photographers around, like,

making you take --

-No, there's no photographic record.

-You did this out of the goodness of your heart.

-Well, I was campaigning.

You want to eat the local -- You want to impress the locals.

-This was a local thing? -Yeah, where were you again?

You were at -- -Yeah.

-LaPorte County, Indiana. -LaPork?

-LaPorte County. -LaPorte County.

-LaPork county. Yeah. Who was with you?

Who could have stopped this?

-LaPorte County Lions Club, maybe?

Democrats? -The Lions Club was there?

Alright.

-You washed it down with a root beer?

Is that your favorite soda? -No.

-Huh. -Oh, really?

-Yeah. -What's your favorite soda?

-Diet Coke. -That's sussy right there.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, why was the root beer there? Root beer appears more --

-Because it was nearby.

-Alright. But you weren't choking.

It was all good. Mashed potatoes.

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-This is bizarre. I don't know. -I don't think -- I don't know.

-Well, when you're campaigning, you have to do

all this stuff that you don't --

-He did come up with that recipe pretty fast.

If he had just --

-Well, he had all day to prepare this lie, but...

-I don't know.

-No, I think you have to do those things.

I think -- I don't know.

I think you ate it and you enjoyed it.

-Oh, he's a politician! I can't tell!

-They're the best! The politician and an actor.

Oh, my gosh. -I think he maybe ate it.

-I think he did. I think he's telling the truth.

-You ate it.

-I think we -- -You ate it.

-You're telling the truth. -Final answer?

-Yes. -Yes. You ate it. You ate it.

-Yes, I did. -Oh, my gosh!

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-Was it good? -It was okay.

-It was pretty good. -We did it.

-We're good.

Scarlett Johansson and Mayor Pete Buttigieg, everybody.