(David) l like your sweater. Does that come in a V-neck?

(Cal) She starts doing his pubes, l'm out of here.

(Jay) You gonna look good after this, man.

Thanks, man.

So, ready? Yeah.

[speaks foreign language]

[screaming]

You fucker!

l'm sorry. That's just your job.

You want me to stop now? No. It's okay.

Let's do another one.

That one little patch Iooks sexy though.

Does it look good? (Cal) Yeah, it looks really good.

[exclaiming]

(David) It looks man-tastic.

(Andy) Okay.

Wow! l didn't expect that at all. l really didn't expect that.

(Jay) You got it. The first one is the only one that hurts.

Yeah. Those hairs are pretty deep.

Okay.

You ready? Yup.

[speaks foreign language]

[screaming]

Sucker motherfucker!

You shithead! l hate you!

l hate you so much!

That one hurt.

That one hurt just as much as the first one.

That's great, man. Man!

[exhaling]

One, two, three.

[grunting]

Fuck me!

ln the asshole!

[Andy exclaiming]

l'm sorry. l'm sorry.

l really don't swear this much.

You know what, l got a weak stomach.

That's all l can really take. l'll see ya'll.

(Andy) __y. Be tough, Andy, you got it.

Where did Jay go? (David) He went to throw up.

Ready? Yup.

One, two.

[gasping]

Cocksucker motherfucker!

You pulled on two.

Why didn't you pull on three?

Freddy pie hole!

[Andy exclaiming in Spanish]

No! Kelly Clarkson!

[screaming]

[Andy screaming] Ya'll done or ya'll--

That's fucked up. (Andy) Oh, shit falls!

That's fucked up.

l hate you.

Stop smiling, you jerk!

You pussy.

Oh, God. What's next?

You're doing the nipple. (Cal) Not the nipple.

Come on. Not the nipple.

Please, Cal, hold my hand.

You kidding me, man? Hold my goddamn hand, man.

Do it! Just hold. Okay, here we go.

[exhaling]

(woman) Ready?

No. Yup.

One, two, three.

[screaming] Nipple fuck!

Mika, you should burn in hell!

Okay, all right. No, seriously, l think l'm done.

l think we're done. l think that's good.

[panting]

You know what, guys...

this is not a good look for me!

You look like a man-o'-lantern.

Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Thank you.