-It's your party. -But they're so dull.

They're all ophthalmologists.

You're an ophthalmologist.

Only because my parents wanted me to be.

I wanted to be a sheriff.

That's funny.

Cadillac, cataract, I get it.

No, I get it.

You stay out there!

-You see? -Alright. I'll tell you what.

I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebab emergency.

Okay.

Much better.

Oh, God, here we go.

Hey, want to see them go nuts?

Watch this.

Who needs glasses?

You are so smitten.

I am not.

Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten.

-You should ask him out. -Dr. Burke?

I don't think so.

I mean, like, he's a grownup.

So?

You two are totally into each other.

Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents.

Uh...he's like 20 years older than me.

Okay, so what?

You're just never going to see him again?

Not never ... I mean I'm going to see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.

Didn't you, like, just get your eyes checked?

Well, yeah, but, you know twenty seven is a dangerous eye age.

I'm going to look into your eyes now.

Really?

Yeah, that's my job.

Alright.

Alright, look up.

Look down.

Now open your eyes, and look down.

That's right.

Look into the light.

Now look at me.

Okay.

Your eyes look good.

Those are good eyes.

Good. They feel good in my head.

Uh, so it's great to see you.

You too.

You too.

Okay, goodbye.

Goodbye.

-Drops. -What?

Drops--here.

They're free.

Thanks.

So ... I guess I'd better be going.

Oh, okay, yeah, I'll see you later.

-Oh, thanks again. -Oh.