Is, uh, is Chandler around?

No, um, he met some girl at the coffeehouse.

Ooh. - Yeah. Ginger something.

No.

No, no.

Are you sure it wasn't something that sounded like Ginger?

Like, uh, Gingeer?

No, it was Ginger.

I remember because when he told me, I said...

♪ The movie star ♪

Aw, man, that's the girl I was hiding from.

When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.

Why? What did you do?

Oh, oh, no, no, I can't..

I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful horrible thing I've ever done in my whole life.

You know what? Don't tell us.

We'll just wait till Chandler gets home because it'll be more fun that way.

Alright.

Okay, it was like four years ago.

Okay? Ginger and I had gone out a few times.

And then this one weekend we went up to her dad's cabin.

Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper.

Well, that night I cooked this really romantic dinner...

You gave her food poisoning!

I wish.

After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire.

Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out so I picked up a log and threw it on.

Or at least what I thought was a log.

Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire.

I wish.

See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger is that she kind of has a, uh...artificial leg.

Oh, my God.

Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?

I ran!