Oh God, are we... are we back in Viridian forest?

Great. Hey guys!

F**k me, look who it is!

Look who comes crawling back!

Yep, I'm back, how are you?

Raichu now, huh?

Fancy!

Yeah, yeah, you know I've grown up a lot since the old days...

Oh. Mr. Bigshot, huh?

Mr. I've got a trainer now!

Mr. I get to live in a ball!

You guys know I didn't have a choice!

I got caught!

Oh, look at Mr. Special over here! He "Got caught."

He didn't choose, fate chose him.

Destined for great things, huh?

Because nobody wanted us lonely Pikachus!

You too good for the tall grass now, huh?

That's not what i'm saying! Hey, could we just run away? These guys are making me really uncomfortable.

Oh, little Raichu goes running to his trainer when he's scared.

Come on, lets be mature about this...

You think you're so big because you got evolved. Guess someones ashamed of being a Pikachu!

Well you ain't fooling us with your fancy evolution!

Hey Raichu, I got your evolution right here!

[A Pikachu used middle finger, it's super insulting!]

OK you know what? I'm not going to let you drag me down to your level, so...

Oh he's just above it all now!

You ain't better than us just because of some biological alterations.

Raichu? More like Raichump!

Alright that's it! You clowns done frickin' asked for it!

[Raichu used thunderbolt]

See.

You're still a tall grasser, on the inside...

Yeah, well while i'm here maybe i'll go give your mom a visit to see what her insides are like!

You leave my mother out of this!