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  • TIM, THERE WAS A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PROFILE

  • ABOUT YOU IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES" YESTERDAY.

  • IT WAS A BIG, BIG SPREAD ON THE COVER.

  • AND THIS PHOTO WAS ON THE THING, LOOKING MYSTERIOUS BUT MADE.

  • >> I UNDERSTAND SOMETHING HAPPENED THE DAY YOU TOOK THIS

  • PHOTO.

  • >> WE WERE WONDERING AROUND NEW YORK LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO TAKE

  • A PHOTO BECAUSE GROUNDHOG DAY IS ABOUT WINTER AND STUFF.

  • AND IT WAS FREEZING.

  • THEY SAID JUST SQUAT DOWN IN FRONT OF THOSE BABY PINE TREES

  • AND I SAID THAT CAN'T HURT, AS I QUAWT SQUATTED DOWN, SHOW ALL

  • THESE NEEDLES FROM THE WALL GOT DRAGGED INTO MY UNDERPANTS, I

  • WENT OH, A FEW LITTLE BABY PINE NEEDLES HAVE GONE INTO MY JOCKS.

  • AND SO I GOT A LOT OF PINE NEEDLES, HE ASSAYS I HAVE SHOT.

  • I'M TRYING TO WALK, IT FELT LIKE A WHOLE TREE HAD SOMEONE GOT

  • DOWN.

  • SO I'M WALKING AROUND GOING I HAVE PINE NEEDLING, OKAY, I NEED

  • TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

  • WELL, CRAWLING DOWN AND UP AND UNDER, AND MY-- THE PERENI,U M,

  • AND SO I HAVE STOPPED, HAVE I GONE TO THE 52nd STREET

  • HEADING BACK TO GROUNDHOG DAY THEATER BUT OUR THEATER IS

  • CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS T WAS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO ARC CROSS THE

  • ROAD IS CATS SO I HAVE GONE IN, I SAID I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, IT

  • IS INTERVAL DURING THE MATINEE AND THE USHER IS WHAT, HI, I'M

  • PART OF THAT-- COULD I BORROW, COULD I JUST COME IN AND GO TO

  • YOUR LOO.

  • SO I GO GUY UP THERE FIESLY LET ME N THE REST ROOM, AND I'M IN,

  • I GO INTO A CUBIC EL AND I HAVE THIS SURREAL MOMENT.

  • I HAD TO GET EVERYTHING OFF, STANDING THERE WITH MY UNDERIES

  • IN MY HANDS PICKING A SEAMINGLY UNBELIEVABLE NUMBER OF PINE

  • NEEDLES, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A MIGRATION OF LIKE A DIASPERA OF

  • PINE NEEDLES IN MY NETHER REGION.

  • I'M INSECURE, I USE PIG WORDS, PICKING PINE NEEDLES OUT OF

  • UNDERIES AS THE END OF THE FIRST ACT, PEMRY.

  • ♪.

  • >> OH MY GOD, THIS IS-- THAT WAS THE FIRST SONG, I EVER TAUGHT

  • MYSELF BY EAR, I READ AND WRITE EVERYTHING BY-- I DON'T READ OR

  • WRITE.

  • SO I AM-- READ DOTS, YOU KNOW, THOSE DOT, THE BLACK DOTS.

  • SITTING THERE LISTENING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL, GRIZBELLA THAT SINGS

  • MEMORY.

  • >> IT IS.

  • >> FROM THE BEGINNING, NO, STOP.

  • AND I'M SITTING THERE LISTENING, THAT IS THE FIRST SONG I EVER

  • TAUGHT MYSELF BY EAR BECAUSE I WAS OBSESSED BY LLOYD WEBBER,

  • STAR LIGHT EXPRESS WAS MY MUSICAL WHEN I WAS TEN I SAW IT

  • IN LONDON.

  • THAT CIRCULARITY OF THIS MOMENT, BECAUSE NOT ONLY WAS I OBSESSED

  • WITH BY LLOYD WEBBER WHEN I WAS A KID AND SITTING THERE

  • LISTENING TO MEMORY PICKING NEEDLES OUT OF MY JOCKS, BUT

  • ALSO HI SINCE BECOME FRIENDS WITH LLOYD WEBBER BECAUSE I DID

  • JUDAS IN THE ARENA THING.

  • AND SO WHILE I WAS DOING JUDAS I WAS IN NEW YORK, IN BETWEEN

  • TOURS WRITING-- DURING MATILDA, CRAZY TONY SEASON, WHICH WE ARE

  • ABOUT TO HEAD INTO, I WAS STAYING IN LLOYD WEBBERS

  • APARTMENT.

  • >> James: I SAW YOU, YOU WERE BELOW.

  • >> YES.

  • >> AND IN THE TRUMP TOWER.

  • >> James: YES.

  • >> IN LLOYD WEBBER'S APARTMENT.

  • AND THERE THAT DANNY AND MATH YOU AND I STARTED CREATING

  • GROUND HOG DAY, SO I HAVE A PHOTO OF ALL THESE STICKY NOTES

  • ON THE PLATE GLASS WINDOW OF THE 28th STORY OF THE TRUMP

  • TOWER OVERLOOKING CENTRAL PARK WITH THE BEGINNINGS OF GROUNDHOG

  • DAY SITTING THERE IN A THEATRE ACROSS THE ROAD LISTENING TO

  • CATS WITH MY JUNK OUT ACROSS THE ROAD FROM WHERE MY MUSICAL IT

  • LIKE FATE.

  • >> James: A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.

  • >> LIKE FATE HAD PUT NEEDLES IN MY JOCK.

  • >> James: JUST TO FEEL THAT.

  • >> AND I BELIEVE NOW, I BELIEVE IN A GOD.

  • >> James: I THINK IT IS THEN I BECAME A CHRISTIAN.

TIM, THERE WAS A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PROFILE

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