Oh, my.... Andy.

Oh, my God!

l'm gonna need a minute. l'm in a lot of pain right now.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Not bad.

There were two sides to that billboard.

And they both hurt equally.

Andy. Andy.

[exhaling]

Are you okay? l'm okay.

No, l'm not okay.

l'm a virgin.

A what?

l'm a virgin. l always have been.

Andy, is that what all this was about?

l'm sorry.

You're iust a virgin, that's all?

Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing.

l feel stupid.

lt's okay. l thought you were trying to kill me.

No.

Oh, my God.

No, l'm not trying to kill you.

That's why l never tried to have sex with you.

l was scared, okay? l just....

'Cause l didn't know what l was doing.

l iust didn't think it would be good.

Of course it'll be good. We love each other.

Really?

l love you.

Yeah.

[car horn honking]

Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!

Shut up, you fucking jerk!

No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.

You know what...

for so long l thought that there was something wrong with me...

because it had never happened, but....

l realize now that it was just because l was waiting for you.

This was some wedding. How could they afford it?

Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.

lt's crazy, right? That's fucking crazy.

We're gonna get some fucking toys.

We are all so happy for you.

l am delighted to say these words.

Andy...

you may kiss the bride.

[people exclaiming]

[cheering]

And for God's sake, consummate the thing.