I am anti George all the way.

Anti George.

It's I've only been short for the purposes of my segment.

I like to call them shorts.

I didn't know the phrase George, but I guess now in pro George E.

Feel like Jordan is a dirty where if they're like the long ones with the cut off set boys, where just a gene short?

It's ridiculous.

I would prefer to wear jeans over shorts just because I don't want to shave my legs and I don't want to put on lotion, so if I don't have Teoh, I won't do it.

But if it's really hot out, you got to do what you gotta do.

So I guess I'll shave.

These are like 90 degree weather, pair of shorts.

When it's hot, you just want to be able to breathe and you're going out, and no one really cares what you look like At that point.

I'm from Texas and so back down in the South.

This is just the uniforms in the summer.

That's pretty much all I'm wearing is denim shorts.

Just because they give me some movement, but also full coverage, you can wear shorts.

They look good on you like that's your thing.

You should do it.

It's just not a thing for me.

I have very long legs, and I have tried them over the years to find the perfect pair.

And they're usually too short, too tight in the crotch or too long.

My biggest.

The issue is they usually don't fit me in the waste.

Short shorts never fit me right in the waste because I don't have a lot of booty.

So one of our wish shorts, they just kind of slide down.

That's the misconception is that all?

Plus size girls have like booty and hips, but that's not true.

Like I don't have a lot of hip.

I don't have a lot of.

But if jean shorts are too short, they definitely like rise in the center and they give you like a wedgie.

You know, sometimes you put on shorts and they're just like, well, like constricting and you want, like a nice like stretchy pair.

Sometimes they can have the same dilemma that genes do, which is that they can be tight in some places and loose in some places a little bit tighter to the skin so that if I'm moving around, if I want to be a cop on a bike or do whatever, like I know they're staying put.

I like the rise on these because I have a long torso, so they cut off right at my waist.

My perfect pair of shorts is high rise.

I like to do a lot of movement.

I'm a very animated person.

So high rise.

So that way nothing you know, makes a surprise appearance at the top.

They're also, like, kind of long compared to what I would think like I would normally think of.

Jordan's is being like Daisy Dukes, Caesar, Daisy Dukes bear short shorts.

I do feel a little insecure because I don't often wear shorts that are these short for me there, too short, they show a little bit more upper thigh going on here than that.

I prefer just because the hottie and securities that fun stuff, I wouldn't mind it if it was like a tiny little bit longer, but definitely not shorter because I already tried bending down and I could feel the whole but was out, so I don't mind my short, short but this is like a perfect Appropriately.

If they're too short, my thighs will literally create fire.

It'll be first man situation like to rocks burst into flames.

I try to keep the shorts where that doesn't happen as much, but it's a header, Miss, You gotta really by the right ones, I have big thighs and so you're gonna get the chub rub and they ride up a lie method.

And my antidote is to take a stick of deodorant, rub my thighs and hope for the best in general shorts.

Get such a bad rap for being like your brows.

And it's like, No, you can literally do anything with it.

I feel like I'm Daisy Duke.

I'm part of the use of hazard.

I'm definitely where these this summer.

If you tell me you never wear denim shorts, I would say you're doing it wrong.

They go with everything.