and we couldn't be more excited about today's episode!

- You could say it's a sell-ebration. (laughs)

- That's right!

Today we're showing you how to sell stuff.

- What should we sell, Pear?

Kazoo assets? Our integrity?

Seashells down by the seashore?

- I'm glad you asked, Orange!

Because step one is where we select our product.

Think of it this way, what's something

of value that you have to offer other people?

- Do I have to pick just one?

'Cause I got a whole list!

- Things that don't annoy people.

- Oh, well, that narrows things down a bit. (laughs)

I guess I got this super handsome t-shirt.

- (signs) Aside from the horrible stench,

that'll work great.

- Yeah, that's some genuine A.O.B.O right there. (laughs)

- Yeah, well, not to worry

because step two is to make your product presentable.

First, we wash it.

- (groans) But me and this pizza stain

have been through so much together.

- Orange, we wanna sell the shirt, not smell the shirt.

- (laughs) Okay, now you're speaking my language.

- Once it's clean, we'll take some pictures and--

- (gasps) You mean a photo shoot!

- Um, kinda.

- Ooh, I've always wanted to run a photo shoot!

There you go! (camera clicking)

You're a tiger!

You're a lioness!

- Um, Orange?

- Good idea, Pear, now you're an orange.

Touch your tongue to your eye.

Yes, yes, that's the stuff!

- [Pear] Dude, I think we got the picture.

Now it's on to step three, be a good salesperson.

- Don't worry Pear, I got this!

Hey, hey you!

Please buy my shirt, please!

Pretty, pretty please, please, please!

- Orange!

- Here, I'll give you $20 if you buy my shirt.

- [Man] Okay!

- Dude, no, that's more than the shirt costs!

You'd be loosing money!

- But, but, but I wanna make the sale.

- So tell him why he needs the shirt.

How the shirt will improve his life.

- Oh, well, every time I wear this shirt

and pop out of the dark shadows,

people scream and run away.

Here, I'll show you!

- [Man] Where'd he go?

(Orange yells) (man screams)

- (sighs) Orange, no ones gonna wanna buy a shirt

that frightens people.

- I'll take it! - [Pear] Huh!

- [Man] Yeah, my mother-in-law is

gonna hate this thing! (chuckles)

Hey Gretchen! (woman screams)

(laughs) This is the greatest shirt in the world!

- Well, I'll admit it Orange, you did great!

You surprised me!

- Would you say you're sold on me as a salesperson? (laughs)

(Pear groans)

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