For years now whenever I've got into Family Mart

多年來，每當我進入Family Mart的時候

there's something that's always caught my attention. An ominously branded product known only as Baked Sand

有一種東西總是引起我的注意。一個不祥的品牌產品，只被稱為 "烤沙"。

and yet I've never actually bought it until today. So I went down the Family Mart to grab it only to discover

然而直到今天我才真正買到它。所以我去Family Mart搶購，卻發現...

They've rebranded it as Pizza Sand which to be fair is marginallmm

他們把它改名為必勝沙，公平地說，這是很好的。

Now I know what you're probably thinking a pizza covered in sand sounds absolutely delicious

我知道你可能在想什麼 沙子蓋住的披薩聽起來絕對美味。

But I'll be a disappoint you by revealing that this actually means sandwich the word for sandwich

但我要讓你失望了，我告訴你，這其實就是三明治的意思，三明治的字樣

Japanese is SANDO, but because they wanted English branding on the products

日文是SANDO，但因為他們想在產品上打上英文品牌。

they dropped the 'O' to make it sound more English and the end result is

他們去掉了 "O"，使它聽起來更英語，最終的結果是。

an awkwardly named products that we're about to try, for the first time.

一個名字很拗口的產品，我們將第一次嘗試。

It has been microwaved down the store and it's a little bit soggy.

已經微波下店了，有點溼漉漉的。

That's- that's not good. Anyway, here we go.

這... ... 這可不好。總之，在這裡，我們去。

[Food noises]

[食物的聲音]

No, not bad not to be good either

不，也不是不好，不是好的

all I can think about right now is a pizza filled with sand

我現在滿腦子想的都是一個裝滿沙子的披薩。

And so I just don't really buy this again. Just just forget about that.

所以我就真的不買這個了。就這樣算了吧。

It's a four out of ten product at best

這款產品最多隻能說是十拿九穩的產品

So today I'm answering questions you guys have sent in about life in Japan

所以今天我回答你們發來的關於日本生活的問題。

travel food,

旅行食品。

Culture will also be reading out comment of the week and hate mail of the week because not everybody is nice

文化也會讀出本週的評論和本週的仇恨郵件，因為不是每個人都是好的

And as always together,

並一如既往的在一起。

We'll uncover the answers to all the big questions about Japan the good the bad and the ugly. So without further ado lest I be

我們將揭開關於日本的所有重大問題的答案... ...好的、壞的和醜的。我就不多說了...

Would you rather have feet for hands or hands for feet?

你是願意以腳代手還是以手代腳？

Every time for fu-

每次都是為了...

"They said the giant Japanese Hornets have finally made it to this side of the world and... they're here to stay.

"他們說，巨大的日本大黃蜂終於來到了世界的這一邊，而且......它們會留在這裡。

Can you tell us about all those encounters you've had with those beasts? Have you seen one inside your home?

你能告訴我們你和那些野獸的那些遭遇嗎？你在家裡見過嗎？

For those of you that aren't familiar with the giant Japanese Hornet? It's an absolute horror show.

對於那些不熟悉巨型日本大黃蜂的人來說？這絕對是一個恐怖的節目。

Imagine an angry-looking bee, the size of a fist

想象一下，一隻憤怒的蜜蜂，有拳頭那麼大。

with a deadly six-millimeter stinger that's been described as being the most painful in the world.

與致命的六毫米刺，被描述為是世界上最痛苦的。

It's a good thing I didn't learn about Hornets in a pamphlet about Japan before I moved here, to be honest

說實話，幸好我沒有在搬來之前，在一本介紹日本的小冊子上了解到大黃蜂。

Otherwise, it could have been abroad not in Japan

不然的話，可能是在國外而不是在日本呢

But I did once have a frightening close encounter with the Hornet, not in my house, fortunately.

但我確實曾經和大黃蜂有過一次驚心動魄的親密接觸，幸好不是在我家。

But I did have one in my car once which to be fair was equally as bad.

但我的車上也曾有過一個，公平的說也同樣糟糕。

I was driving down the road with windows down on a nice sunny afternoon

在一個陽光明媚的下午，我開著車窗在路上行駛著

the afternoon wind brushing through my hair

曉風殘月

and then a hornet came through the window and hit me in the side of the head

然後一隻大黃蜂從窗外飛進來，打在我的頭上

and started buzzing around the car

並開始在車內嗡嗡作響

[Humming]

[Humming]

Fortunately, I wasn't in a built-up area

幸運的是，我不是在建築區

So I hit the brakes, pressed all the buttons, all the windows went down it managed to fly out the car to safety

於是我踩下剎車，按下所有的按鈕，所有的車窗都降了下來，它成功地飛出了車外，到了安全的地方

it was pretty unnerving

驚心動魄

It could have ended quite badly if it stung me in the face while I was driving

如果在我開車的時候，它刺到了我的臉，結局可能會很慘。

But they're pretty amazing creatures to witness from afar

但從遠處看，它們是很神奇的生物。

and providing you don't get too close to a nest or make any sudden movements when they're nearby, you'll be fine

如果你不離巢穴太近，或者在它們附近做任何突然的動作，你就會沒事的

Do girls ever run up to you and say, "I love you Chris"

女孩們有沒有跑到你面前說 "我愛你，克里斯"

You bet they do happens every single day in my imagination

你打賭，他們每天都在我的想象中發生。

What is one of the most underappreciated?

最不被重視的是什麼？

Dishes that's been featured and what some dishes you'd recommend for people to try at least once when they visit Japan

曾經介紹過的菜品，有哪些菜品是您推薦給來日本旅遊的人至少品嚐一次的。

I'll give you two and the first one is Genghis Khan. No, not the Mongolian ruler but a juicy lamb mutton barbecue dish

我給你兩個，第一個是成吉思汗。不，不是蒙古王爺，是羊肉燒肉多汁

I like the dish for two reasons. The first one is it's called Genghis Khan. How cool is that?

我喜歡這道菜有兩個原因。第一是它的名字叫成吉思汗。這多酷啊？

Imagine if all dishes were named after a famous historical

想象一下，如果所有的菜品都是以歷史上著名的名字命名的，那麼就會有很多菜品的名字。

Dictator what will you be having today, sir? Yes, I'll have the Colonel Gaddafi with a side dish of ideo me a good choice

獨裁者 你今天要吃什麼，先生？是的，我要吃卡扎菲上校的菜，配上一盤ideo，我是個好選擇

sir, thinking apparently the lamb mutton dish is called Genghis Khan is because here in Japan they typically associate Mongolia with lamb and

先生，我想顯然羊肉菜被稱為成吉思汗是因為在日本，他們通常把蒙古和羊肉聯繫在一起。

Mongolia equals Genghis Carlos as simple as that brilliant right fundamentally

蒙古國等於成吉思汗，就像那輝煌的權利一樣簡單，從根本上來說

It's a bloody delicious dish cooked on an iron grill in a way where all the juices from the meat

這是一道血腥美味的菜，用鐵架子烤，肉的汁液都會流出來。

Marinate all the vegetables at the bottom of the grill

醃製所有的蔬菜在烤架的底部

It's also one of Japan's only dishes involving lamb and it certainly doesn't disappoint

這也是日本唯一涉及羊肉的菜餚，當然不會讓人失望。

The second thing is a really a dish but a sweet cooled Bon Ton Ahmet literally citrus fruit candy

第二件事是一個真正的菜，但一個甜的冷卻Bon Ton Ahmet字面上的柑橘水果糖

Or as I like to call them leap of faith sweets because they require

或者我喜歡叫他們信仰的飛躍，因為他們需要...

Something of a leap of faith to put them in your mouth given they are wrapped in edible plastic

把它們放進嘴裡是一種信仰的飛躍，因為它們被包裹在可食用的塑膠中。

At least I hope they're edible. Otherwise, this might be a very short video

至少我希望它們是可以吃的。否則，這可能是一個非常短的視頻

At first it is undeniably unpleasant. It does just taste like you've stuffed a plastic bag in your mouth

一開始不可否認的是，它是不愉快的。它的味道就像你在嘴裡塞了一個塑膠袋一樣

But after about five six seconds the plastic melts away and you get this lovely

但大約五六秒後，塑膠就融化了，你會看到這個可愛的東西

Juicy citrus fruit flavor coming through and pour the point out. It's not actually plastic. It's some sort of gelatin made by wizards

多汁的柑橘類水果味道傳來，倒出點。其實這不是塑膠。是某種由巫師製作的明膠。

Well, there's something quite satisfying about them and you can get them in any supermarket across Japan Genghis Khan would have loved it

好吧，有一些相當滿意的東西，你可以在日本各地的任何一家超市買到它們，成吉思汗一定會喜歡的。

Have you ever had an or encounter with a viewer?

你有過或遇到過觀眾嗎？

I found it's quite common to be recognized in the street

我發現在大街上被人認出來是很正常的事

But people just don't know where from or where they've seen me last year

但人們就是不知道從哪裡來的，也不知道去年在哪裡見過我。

I was in ski G fish market in Tokyo making a video with realtor E and a viewer I think for America came over and

我在東京的滑雪G魚市場和地產商E一起拍了一段視頻，有一個觀眾，我想是美國的觀眾過來了。

Said way mate. I know you from somewhere and I was like, well, maybe I felt kind of smug because Rialto is standing there

說的方式夥計。我知道你在哪裡，我當時想，好吧，也許我覺得有點自以為是，因為Rialto站在那裡。

I thought you know it made me look good. And then he said you're on YouTube. Are you making making videos?

我想你知道這讓我看起來很好。然後他說你在YouTube上。你在製作視頻嗎？

Yeah, that's that's me. And then he said wait a minute. Are you Dave in Japan? You're Dave in Japan. Oh

是的，那是那是我。然後他說等一下你是日本的戴夫嗎？你是日本的戴夫你是日本的戴夫？

Yeah, yeah, that's me Dave Dave in Japan dude. I love your videos Dave in Japan. Yeah Dave in Japan

是啊，是啊，這是我戴夫戴夫在日本的傢伙。我喜歡你的視頻，戴夫在日本。是啊，戴夫在日本

That's that's who I am. That's what we do. Terry Otero laughing his head off all the while. I wouldn't have minded

我就是這樣的人。這就是我們的工作。特里-奧特羅一直在笑得前仰後合。我不會介意

I didn't really mind

我並不介意

I felt kind of funny, but we ought to I bullied me for the rest of the day as we walked around Tsukiji market

我覺得有點好笑，但我們應該我欺負我一天，我們在築地市場走了一圈。

Is it embarrassing to ask someone where the love hotel is? No not if you've had a lot to drink

問別人愛情旅館在哪裡會不會很尷尬？如果你喝了很多酒就不會了

What is your favorite product that you originally only purchased because of bad English. Well, I wouldn't say it's bad English

你最喜歡的產品是什麼，你原來只因為英語不好才購買的。好吧，我不會說是英語不好

It's bloody brilliant English. Check this out. This is my new hat and for those of you that seen recent videos

這是血腥輝煌的英語。看看這個。這是我的新帽子，對於那些你看到最近的視頻。

I have started something of a hat collection

我已經開始收集一些帽子

I haven't had much today. Haven't really got out much

我今天沒有什麼事。沒怎麼出去過

But when I do get out I buy hats with weird English on like this one that says are you excited less adventure?

但當我出去的時候，我買的帽子上有奇怪的英文，比如這頂帽子上寫著你興奮少冒險嗎？

special every day

天天特價

but that hat is so last week because this one is my new favorite hat and it simply says

但那頂帽子是如此上週 因為這頂帽子是我的新寵，它簡單地說

Factors to protect by might let things take their course an act of Ramage

保護的因素可能會讓事情發生變化，這是Ramage的行為。

Let things take their course an act of ravage. Yeah, wait a minute reading that out loud

讓事情順其自然，這是一種蹂躪的行為。是啊，等一下大聲讀出來

It does sound a little bit dodgy. Doesn't it? Let things take their course an active ravage

這聽起來確實有點可疑。不是嗎？順其自然，主動出擊。

That's the sort of thing you'd hear being read out in a courtroom

那是你在法庭上會聽到的那種東西。

I don't feel for where that are in public forget about forget about a hat

我不覺得在哪裡都是在公共場合忘了忘了一頂帽子吧

If your first tattoo isn't Family Mart chicken, then you're a knob

如果你的第一個紋身不是家庭超市的雞肉，那你就是個笨蛋。

My first tattoo isn't going to be a piece of Family Mart fried chicken is what it looks far. It's gone

我的第一個紋身不會是一塊全家福炸雞是什麼樣子遠。它的消失

Now it's a well-known fact

現在眾所周知的事實是

There's a lot of animosity between South Korea and Japan

韓國和日本之間有很多的仇恨

For various historic and geopolitical reasons and just by virtue of being here

由於各種歷史和地緣政治的原因，也由於在這裡的緣故

Sometimes you get caught up in the crossfire leading to bizarre and incredible nicknames like this one, for example

有時你會被捲入交鋒，導致怪異和不可思議的暱稱，比如這個，例如

Hello, Japanese spy, man

你好，日本間諜，夥計

never come career forever

一去不復返

Japanese spy man. Finally a title that I can wear with pride. I can never cut it as a British spy, man

日本諜報人員。終於有了一個可以讓我自豪的頭銜了我永遠也做不了英國間諜，夥計。

I can certainly make it as a Japanese spy, man. Unfortunately, though it simply isn't true

我當然可以做日本間諜，夥計。可惜，雖然這不是真的

We all know who the real Japanese spy man is with his multilingual skillset

大家都知道誰才是真正的日本間諜男，他的多國語言能力。

Charismatic persona and uncompromising Lee 20 smile. I've been to South Korea absolutely loved it

魅力十足的人設和不折不扣的李20笑容。我去過韓國絕對是喜歡的。

And now I'm gonna make a special effort to go again just to spy you and to conduct industrial espionage on an unprecedented scale

現在我要特別努力地再去一次，只為監視你，進行空前規模的工業間諜活動。

What's your favorite train station of why most stations in Japan are all the same

為什麼日本大部分車站都是一樣的，你最喜歡的車站是什麼？

Modern convenient ultimately dull and then there's four curry station, which is dinosaurs

現代化的便利終究是乏味的，然後還有四個咖喱站，這就是恐龍了

Life-size

栩栩如生

Animatronic dinosaurs. It's like a low-budget Jurassic Park

動畫恐龍這就像一個低預算的侏羅紀公園。

I cycled past Fukui station on journey across Japan and of all the stations I saw on that 2,000 kilometer journey

在橫跨日本的旅途中，我騎車經過了福井站，在這2000公里的旅途中，我看到的所有站點中

That was easily the coolest and the reason is the Curie is home to one of the biggest dinosaur

那是最酷的，原因是居里是一個最大的恐龍的故鄉

Archaeological sites in the country and the runner-up award goes to Niigata station for having 200 Saki vending machines

新潟站因擁有200臺Saki自動售貨機而獲得亞軍。

Honestly the most fun you could ever have at a train station

老實說，你在火車站能享受到的最多的樂趣。

Only they could combine the Saki vending machines, but the animatronic dinosaurs to create the world's best station get drunk ride around on a dinosaur

只有他們可以結合Saki自動售貨機，但動畫恐龍創造世界上最好的站醉了騎著恐龍兜風

Possibilities would be limitless

可能性將是無限的

When will you get me out of the basement? I didn't eat anything for two weeks now the real crisp broad

你什麼時候能把我從地下室弄出來？我已經兩個星期沒吃東西了 現在真正的脆皮闊葉子

You knew the rules, you know, what's gonna happen you only have yourself to blame I

你知道規則，你知道會發生什麼事 你只能怪你自己，我

Need to get here

需要到這裡來

Yeah, wait some Peter Sam

是啊，等等彼得-山姆

Please

請你

What's the largest animal you think you could single-handedly cling film to a lamppost

你覺得你能單槍匹馬把薄膜粘在燈柱上的最大動物是什麼？

Yeah a

是啊，一個

porpoise

江豚

You always seem uncharacteristically

你總是一反常態地

Positive about Japan in general. Is there anything about the country or culture that really bothers you?

對日本的總體評價是積極的。關於日本的文化和國家，有什麼讓你不滿意的地方嗎？

You know what? That's because nothing here does bother me nothing at all because

你知道嗎？那是因為這裡的一切都不會讓我感到不安... ...一點都不會，因為...

Oh

呵

There might be one thing

可能有一件事

Firstly I don't mind living in an apartment the size of a shoe. I kind of like it. It's kind of cool

首先，我不介意住在一個只有鞋子大小的公寓裡。我有點喜歡它。它是一種很酷的

it's a simple way of life even in my first apartment where I used my ironing board as valuable kitchen space on account of the

這是一個簡單的生活方式，即使是在我的第一個公寓，我用我的熨衣板作為寶貴的廚房空間的原因

Fact I lacked an actual kitchen. It was kind of fun. It made me feel like I was in a

事實我缺少一個真正的廚房。這是一種樂趣。它讓我覺得我是在一個

low-budget

低預算

post-apocalyptic movie to be honest and I get the need for small apartments given Japan's population density and walls made of

說實話，日本的人口密度大，牆體也是由日本人做的，所以我明白小公寓的必要性。

Cardboard because bricks are vulnerable to earthquakes

紙板，因為磚頭易受地震影響。

but if you are gonna build apartments off

但如果你要建公寓了

Why is essentially thick paper why not insulate the walls just that little bit better to make them?

為什麼本質上是厚厚的紙，為什麼不把牆體的保溫效果做得更好一點呢？

Soundproof because I can hear my neighbors on all sides whether it's arguing cooking cleaning fire doing random things

隔音是因為我可以聽到四面八方的鄰居 不管是吵架做飯打掃衛生生火隨便做什麼事情

You know, I hate it. Absolutely horrible. It's like a radio that can never be switched off

你知道，我討厭它。絕對可怕。這就像一個收音機，永遠不能被關閉。

It's also made me very self-conscious about how noisy I can be in my own apartment

這也讓我很自覺地意識到我在自己的公寓裡有多嘈雜

Typically in the evening if I'm watching a film or TV or something

一般是在晚上，如果我在看電影或電視什麼的

I have to use headphones. So it doesn't feel like a shared cinematic experience

我必須使用耳機。所以，它不覺得像一個共享的電影體驗。

Maybe I've just been unlucky but the two or three apartments I've lived in haven't had great walls

也許是我運氣不好，但我住過的兩三間公寓的牆都不是很好。

I don't know if you're somebody that lives in Japan do you of this problem? Is it just me? Am I going mad?

我不知道你是否是住在日本的人 你知道這個問題嗎？是我的問題嗎？我是不是瘋了？

Probably certainly being stuck indoors for the last two months has made that problem a whole lot worse

可能是過去兩個月被困在室內，讓這個問題變得更嚴重了吧

It might not be a japan-only problem

這可能不是日本的問題。

but I do know that if you are gonna pack so many people into such a small space some

但我知道，如果你要去包裝這麼多的人 到這樣一個小空間一些。

Soundproofing or better insulation would make all the difference and make the quality of living here

隔音或更好的絕緣將使所有的差異，並使這裡的生活品質。

just a little bit higher, but I don't think

只是一點點高，但我不認為。

Construction companies are gonna do it just because they make more money if they don't that's all there is to it

建築公司會這麼做，只是因為他們賺的錢更多，如果他們不這麼做，那就是全部了

That's why hey why is the true meaning of life to get Twitter verified, but I haven't got it

這就是為什麼嘿嘿為什麼人生的真諦是讓微博驗證，但我沒有得到它

So my life is utterly worthless

所以，我的生命是完全不值錢的

Have there been any times that a stranger in Japan has talked about you behind your back not knowing that you understand Japanese

在日本，有沒有在不知道你懂日語的情況下，被陌生人在背後議論的情況？

If so, what did they say? I remember in my first year here

如果有，他們是怎麼說的？我記得在這裡的第一年

I went to a local festival and you know, it's really busy people just sitting there

我去了當地的一個節日，你知道，它真的很忙，人們只是坐在那裡。

drinking having fun and I walked past a couple he must have been in their 30s there about a foot away from me and the

喝酒玩樂，我走過一對夫婦，他一定是在他們的30多歲，有大約一英尺的距離，從我和的

going turned to his wife and said I

去轉身對他的妻子說，我

Should my eyes a foreigner and he said it in a way that clearly he has seen that I didn't know what he'd said

我的眼睛應該是一個外國人，而他說的方式，顯然他已經看到了我不知道他說了什麼。

So I spun around and went. Oh, yeah, and he was quite taken aback by this

於是我轉身就走。哦，是的，他很詫異的這個

He dropped his ice cream all over the floor and just sort of sat there in shock and horror, but honestly

他把冰激凌掉了一地，就那麼坐在那裡，驚恐萬分，但說實話...

That's the only thing I've ever really

這是我唯一真正的...

encountered people just expressing surprise that there's a foreigner, but you know

遇到的人只是表示驚訝，有一個外國人，但你知道嗎？

Japan is one of the most homogenous countries on earth and it's extremely rare to run into someone in the countryside here that it's not

日本是世界上同質化最嚴重的國家之一，在這裡的鄉下，極少能碰到不是

Japanese so you get used to it pretty quickly and you learn not to get offended by it and the merely I'm equally as guilty

日本人，所以你很快就習慣了，你學會了不被它冒犯，而僅僅是我也同樣有罪。

Whenever I see a foreign around here, I also dropped my ice cream in horror and disgust

每當我在這裡看到一個外國人，我也會驚恐和厭惡地掉下我的冰激凌。

He look like a fat jake gyllenhaal

他看起來像一個胖子傑克-吉倫哈爾。

Fat Jake, I don't see it

胖子傑克，我沒看到

I don't see it at all when I

我完全沒有看到它，當我

suspect sometimes that some of my viewers need to wear these

有時我懷疑我的一些觀眾需要戴上這些。

But I'll add it to the list with Elon Musk and Frankie Muniz. And in the meantime, why don't you go fuck yourself?

但我會把它和埃隆-馬斯克和弗蘭基-穆尼茲一起加到名單上的同時，你為什麼不滾蛋呢？ And in the meantime, why don't you go fuck yourself?

What are three or four things that no one tells you about Japan they're surprised you when you moved there

當你移居日本時，有什麼三四件沒有人告訴你的事情讓你感到驚訝？

alright

好吧

So there's three things that I learned about Japan through just being here stuff that nobody told me and the first one is this

所以我在日本的時候，有三件事情是沒有人告訴我的，第一件事情就是這個

Signatures aren't really thing. Japan uses a

簽名並不是真正的東西。日本使用的是

Traditional and ultimately flawed method called the Hanko stamp and it comes with this little funky case check that out as cool

傳統的，但最終有缺陷的方法，稱為Hanko印章，它與這個小的時髦的情況下，檢查出來的酷

Isn't it whenever you do serious paperwork at the Town Hall or deep banking or buy a car?

是不是每當你在市政廳或深商銀行或買車時，都會認真辦手續？

You need to use your own personal seal when I first got it

你要用你自己的私人印章 當我第一次得到它的時候。

I was like, wow, that's cool my own stamp. You can get the ink in there and then stamp things was brilliant

我當時想，哇，這很酷我自己的印章。你可以在那裡得到的墨水，然後印的東西是輝煌的。

I couldn't stop stamping things. It was so much fun. However, I quickly grew to hate it every time I needed it