What's a lie detector test?

I'll be asking you a series of questions.

And we have a few guests Interviewers here to help I Good luck.

Will set you free.

Okay.

I don't know what that means.

That all right is your real name.

Big Bird.

May I thought you were talking to Barry.

Yes.

My name's Big Bird.

Do you live on Sesame Street?

Yes, I do.

Are you ready to take this lie detector test, George?

Yep.

Let's get started.

How's he doing?

So far?

Very perfect.

Just perfect.

Eight foot too pretty tall, wouldn't you say?

Yes.

You ever been asked to model?

Um, no, but I've been asked to reach things on high shelves.

You often get asked to play basketball?

Uh, no.

No.

Really.

Do you think you'd be good at basketball if you played G?

I guess if I practice a lot, I might get better at it.

Might get good.

Yeah.

Do you think you'd be better at basketball than this man?

Larry Bird?

I don't know.

Looks like he's actually maybe a basketball player.

So I'm gonna go with this.

Bird's better.

Do you ever Google yourself, Big bird?

No, I don't even know what that means.

But you do have a Twitter, right?

Oh, yeah.

I like to tweet.

You ever check your twitter D M's?

Oh, What's that?

I guess that's a no No.

Like it's not.

Maybe I'm not doing it right.

You were named a living legend by the United States Library of Congress.

Are there any perks to being a living legend?

G, if there are, I haven't gotten any.

Do you ever get to hang out with this living legend?

John Legend?

Uh, yeah, yeah, I know John.

Sure.

We've done a song together.

What song?

Uh, you don't remember the name?

Barry.

Do you know the name of the song?

I listen to the answers.

I don't answer the questions.

Mature?

I believe him.

Maybe we should do the lie detector test on Very when Ariana Grande A song.

Thank you.

Next came out.

You tweeted Thank you.

Nest?

Yeah.

I think that was a typo.

So are you an Ariana Grande?

A fan?

I'm sure She seems really nice.

Is that true?

Bury Everything so far is true.

The wish Arianna would visit Sesame Street welcome.

Any time you in turn it funny or die in 2015 whichever consider in turning at Vanity Fair.

Oh, sure.

What do you have?

There's a couple openings.

Well, good.

Like what?

For example, writing about the White House.

Well, I like colors, like right about any color house you'd like.

Sesame Street's in New York City, right?

That's right.

So you ever take the subway?

I have.

But I have to really duck duck, really low sitting subway like this.

You to Highbury.

You've been six years old for 50 years, right?

Well, I'm not very good at math, but I guess that's right.

Yes.

Do you have any skin care secrets or any skin care secrets?

Well, I mean, I'm a bird, so I mult, but I don't know just gonna happen.

Well, thanks for your honesty.

Now we're gonna have some of your friends ask you some questions.

Oh, goody, My bird.

Oh, hi, Cookie.

Monster you're doing I'm gonna have you be good.

What you got on there?

I have no idea, but very put it on me.

And he's very nice.

So I guess it's ok.

I'm very very That's Cookie Monster.

so nice to meet you.

Good to see you.

Me going to ask you some questions?

Oh, goody.

Okay, um, boy got with Oh.

Oh, You live in a big nest, right?

I do.

Did you make said just Yes, I I did make my next.

Yes.

Wow.

Always wondered about that.

Uh, cookie monster.

Where do you live?

Live in department.

Did you make the apartment yourself?

No.

Me just moved in years ago, but they rent controlled.

Oh, that's what you told me?

Not going anywhere.

That's pretty good.

We've been there since the sixties.

Really?

Don't sublet.

No, I wouldn't do that.

I don't know what it means, but I wouldn't do it to be careful rejecting the camera.

My like Oh, we got question.

OK, you didn't.

Your Oscar The Grouch.

Right.

OK, so would you say he a good neighbor?

Well, he's a grouchy neighbor.

Does that count?

You like it?

Very good.

Truthful, truthful Answer.

Terrific.

Have you ever thought of asking Oscar to not know, Really?

I mean, that's that's what Oscar likes.

He likes his trash, and, uh, I think he loves his trance.

I would never ask him to clean it.

up, Big Bird.

Yes, Cookie Monster.

Would you say that you love bird seed?

More than me, Love.

That's hard to say.

I mean, I sure do love bird seed.

Then I know that you love cookies.

Oh, hey, Cookie.

Monster.

Yeah.

Have you ever tried a bird seed cookie there?

Good, right.

You like?

I do.

I like them a lot.

Let's go get one.

Okay.

Lets you strapped in there.

You get one for me?

Very.

Whenever he go, maybe all three of us.

You like birds eat cookies.

Oh, I love him.

Really well, in the three of us going to get crazy, I think this is very, very this is that This is Elmo.

What's happening?

I like your time.

Very.

Oh, thank you so much.

That was true.

What is this now?

The test.

What should we do?

Bury.

You are gonna ask the questions You get to the questions.

Do you have any questions for me?

Questions.

Your best friend.

Oh, is your best friend.

Nothing.

Mr.

Stuff a lot, because is my best friend.

Okay, um who are your other best friends?

Elbow and Abby?

You're my friend too, right?

So we could be friends and Berries.

Berries?

You know what?

We should Maybe we should do a a play date with.

Very, very, absolutely.

Do you know the alphabet?

Hey, big bird.

No, I don't think hopscotches my favorite game.

No, bury everything he has said so far is absolutely true.

Okay, what is your favorite?

Oh, I love tag.

Wait.

Batter.

Is that Russell?

Is it a question I did?

That's almost questioning.

Concurrent.

It's You were there with me, Elmo, remember?

We did a, uh I got a feeling that what would you say?

You have lots of feelings.

Sure don't.

We all have lots of feelings.

Would you say that?

Emotional you?

Are you an emotional burn?

Well, I mean, I have feelings.

Sometimes I feel happy.

Sometimes It feels saying that's just what being a bird is all about, right?

I was beautiful.

It's made me making me wait.

Remember when we had a sleepover?

Do you know you do snore a little bit, but it's very cute.

Very.

It's like little.

It's very cute it right now, Elmo, You remember?

Right?

Okay.

Hit me with it.

I do like candy.

Thank you.

You win.

Everything is everything.

can I get unhooked from this thing?

That's a little tight.

That was the most truthful session I've ever had in all the time I've been doing this like a fly.

It's true.

You know what?

I have to go to the bathroom here.

It is true.

I know.

What can I get a look from?