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takes three batteries.
需要三節電池。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Okay, wait.
好吧,等等。
That's what the film is gonna be like.
這就是電影的內容。
It's like the commercial's gonna be Oh, good morning.
這就像商業的會是 哦,早上好。
Good morning.
早晨好
So he woke up to an enemy man joining our party.
所以他一覺醒來,一個敵方人員加入了我們的隊伍。
Nice for you to join, but what the hell did you do to our car?
很高興你能加入,但你到底對我們的車做了什麼?
Just got really angry that you didn't invite me.
只是很生氣,你沒有邀請我。
Only assholes.
只有混蛋。
Like in reality, I think, sometimes don't quest plans.
就像在現實中,我想,有時候不要追求計劃。
Actually, maybe I saw last night, but you can really see.
其實,也許我昨天晚上看到了,但你真的可以看到。
See this?
看到這個了嗎?
No, no glass here.
不,這裡沒有玻璃。
But basically what happened was the bicycle rack.
但基本上發生的是自行車架。
And there's, like, a pressure point right Here was pressure corn here in a pressure point down here because actually, one of the bicycles out to like here, the one that wheels got caught on Ah, I don't know, some kind of wall and barely touched.
這裡有一個壓力點,就在這裡,這裡有壓力玉米,在這裡的壓力點,因為實際上,有一輛自行車在這裡,輪子被卡在了牆上,我不知道,某種牆,幾乎沒有碰到。
But the pressure hit this kind of pressure point here and just really just just a little cracked the glass didn't like Also did it just like it, Really?
但是壓力打到了這裡的這種壓力點,就真的只是一點點裂開了玻璃不喜歡也就喜歡了,真的嗎?
It really went through the glass and to think they're funny, not the funny thing.
真的是隔著玻璃,覺得他們很有趣,不是有趣的事情。
But the horrible thing is the bathroom is that we barely touched the wall.
但可怕的是衛生間是我們幾乎沒有碰過牆。
And I guess because we have two bicycles on here that just a little bit of pressure cracked it really quickly.
我想因為我們這裡有兩輛自行車,只是一點點的壓力,很快就把它破解了。
Like t apologize to smile, rental car, big fan of your service.
喜歡t道歉微笑,租車,你們服務的忠實粉絲。
And you eso Basically, if you guys want to know, we keep these blocks organic.
而你eso基本上,如果你們想知道,我們保持這些塊有機。
This was not planned.
這不是計劃中的。
Obviously on then.
顯然是在那麼。
That's our story.
這就是我們的故事。
That's why couldn't pick you up at the station on time.
所以不能按時到車站接你。
Okay, Gave it a taxi.
好吧,給它一輛計程車。
Sorry.
對不起,我不知道
Car like trip to Kyoto cycle.
車一樣的旅行京都循環。
It's open.
它是開放的。
Let's go abroad.
我們去國外吧。
Liberal.
自由主義。
Well, come on, you lazy people.
好吧,來吧,你們這些懶人。
Michael, Right?
邁克爾,對嗎?
Bicycle ride, recording, recording.
騎自行車,錄音,錄。
Get nice crotch shot of me Usually have to rent these kinds of stuff out.
給我拍一張漂亮的襠部照片 通常這種東西都要租出去。
But it's just for for incredible.
但這只是為了讓人難以置信。
Now let's be just a go kart race.
現在我們就當是卡丁車比賽吧。
My mood day job.
我的心情一天的工作。
Ooh, I just feel at this place before high up on the street and I know it's a place to go on camera.
哦,我只是覺得在這個地方之前高高在上的街道,我知道這是一個地方去相機。
Still not gonna Baby Joseph, That's or comic his.
我還是不會寶貝約瑟夫,那是他的漫畫。
Here's your helmet.
這是你的頭盔
Cool.
爽啊
Best helmet.
最好的頭盔。
That's the best one.
這是最好的一個。
But yeah, it looks really good with that.
但是,是的,它看起來真的很好用。
Really?
真的嗎?
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
32 Well, when you bend the fucking to not do it with the door shut.
32好吧,當你他媽的彎著腰不做的時候,關著門。
Fuck up.
操你媽的
Three.
三號
Joey, What the hell you doing?
喬伊,你到底在幹什麼?
Building a dump.
建設一個垃圾場。
Like trying to figure out how to test his maker.
像是在想辦法測試他的製造者。
Booth.
攤位:
I know JDS touching some, uh, controllers.
我知道JDS碰過一些,呃,控制器。
What makes a good like they?
是什麼造就了像他們這樣的好?
And it seems I did it just in front of me and I was another dragon fly.
而我好像就在我面前做了,我又是一個龍飛鳳舞的人。
When you come back here, it's a very angry looking hornet.
當你回到這裡時,它是一隻看起來非常憤怒的大黃蜂。
Wait.
等一下
Do you want to get the law?
你想得到法律嗎?
Did you use against me a little bit differently?
你對我用的是不是有點不一樣?
Carriage lights, Even funny.
馬車燈,甚至搞笑。
Oh, my back.
哦,我的背。
We got better.
我們變得更好。
That's nice.
這很好。
It's really nice.
這真的很好。
Yeah, that was a field.
是啊,那是一塊田地。
I'm on top of the world.
我是在世界之巔。
Come back to hold me.
回來抱我。
You know, your corner of the hockey one going on fucking now.
你知道,你的冰球角落裡的一個怎麼回事他媽的現在。
This is mental.
這是精神上的。
What?
什麼?
I We got some great footage of recycled a fairway.
我我們得到了一些偉大的鏡頭 回收了一個球道。
My legs feel fucks, but so far it's pretty good, actually.
我的腿感覺很糟糕,但到目前為止,它是相當不錯的,其實。
A lot fun.
很有趣的。
Help already.
幫助已經。
I think this is an electric shocking thing.
我想這是一件觸電的事情。
We do need a screwdriver by my trusty pen knife.
我們確實需要一把螺絲刀,由我可靠的筆刀。
So today, Joe and I have been tasked with making an advert for our challenge.
所以今天,我和Joe的任務是為我們的挑戰做一個廣告。
So we stopped at 7 11 I've got some jelly.
所以我們在7 11停了下來,我有一些果凍。
I've also been to Don Quixote.
我也去過堂吉訶德。
I bought a few things.
我買了一些東西。
Suffice to say, more involved.
可以說,參與的人多了。
Doctors outfit.
醫生的裝備。
It does give away.
它確實給人。
Also bought this electric electric box thing.
還買了這個電動電箱的東西。
This looks like it could be quite entertaining.
這看起來會很有趣。
I know why you decided.
我知道你為什麼決定。
It's gonna be genius, like a scene out of back to the future.
這將是天才的,就像回到未來的場景。
But we still have fun.
但我們還是很開心。
Location.
地點:
We're gonna cycle keep cycling down the coast.
我們要騎車沿著海岸線一直騎下去。
Got about 2030 commenters to go, and then we get a hope.
大概有2030個評論員了,然後我們就有希望了。
Police.
警察。
There's some sort museum were banking on it being good.
有一些博物館,他們的銀行是好的。
I'm filming in the museum, which might prove to be difficult.
我在博物館裡拍攝,這可能會很困難。
Takes three batteries, but Okay, wait.
需要三節電池,但好吧,等待。
That's what the film is gonna be like.
這就是電影的內容。
That's like the commercial's gonna be like today that it's sick Guys we've been waiting for.
這就像商業的會像今天一樣,它是生病的傢伙,我們一直在等待。
I haven't a fucking clear what's gonna happen.
我還不知道會發生什麼事
How is it all when it's on the old?
怎麼都是當它是在老?
It was worth the $1,000,000 we spend on it.
我們花了100萬,也是值得的。
This is a camera ready on.
這是一個相機準備上。
How's the trip gone so far?
到目前為止,旅行進展如何?
Jerry, it's been alright.
傑瑞,一切都很好。
This phone?
這個手機?
Definitely definitely worth it.
絕對絕對值得。
I was kind of like before before I came on this trip, I was a little scared to cycle that way Because I'm not exactly the most physically active youtuber on the planet.
我有點像之前在來這次旅行之前,我有點害怕這樣騎車,因為我並不是地球上體力最充沛的youtuber。
I think I think that went pretty well.
我想我認為這很順利。
It was really fun.
這真的很有趣。
Like filming all sorts of cool shit and seeing countryside of Japan and all that.
比如拍各種酷炫的東西,看日本的鄉下等等。
So, yeah.
所以,是的。
If you have four days to spare here in Japan, why not try it out?
如果你在日本有四天的時間,為什麼不試試呢?
Can we expect to see the new character on any other channels?
我們是否可以期待在其他管道看到這個新角色?
Doctor Jelly, I definitely I'm gonna start.
果凍博士,我肯定我要開始了。
I mean, I'm taking the doctors outfit with me, so I'm gonna I'm gonna create maybe not a doctor jelly, but ah, a doctor character of some kind of my channel.
我的意思是,我帶著醫生的裝備, 所以我要去,我要去創建 也許不是一個醫生果凍, 但啊,一個醫生角色的某種 我的管道。
I feel thank you.
我覺得謝謝你。
Taking a Nike no committees.
以一個耐克沒有委員會。