Oh no, babe.

喔不，寶貝。

It's fine, it's fine, let's go,

算了沒事，我們走吧。

let's just go, it's fine.

我們快點走吧，真的沒事啦！

What the f**k does fine mean?

什麼叫沒事？

[7 insecure boyfriend moments]

[7 種男友感到不安的時刻]

[Even the most confident man can occasionally wrestle with insecurity...]

[再有自信的男人，偶爾也還是會感到不安...]

- You have gray hair. - For real?

- 你有白頭髮。- 真的嗎？

Yeah, no.

真的啊！

That is a gray hair, damn.

天啊，你真的有白頭髮。

That's crazy.

太扯了吧。

Just a little gray hair?

只是根小小的白頭髮？

Don't just say that like it's nothing.

不要跟我說那沒什麼。

I mean, what kind of gray hair?

我的意思是，它是哪種白頭髮？

Is it an ugly gray hair or is it a sexy gray?

是醜的、還是性感的白頭髮？

Can you break this down for me?

你可以幫我分析一下嗎？

Oh my god, I do got a gray.

我的天啊，我真的有白頭髮。

I still got waves though.

但我的頭髮還是有捲。

What?

什麼？

- Cara! - James!

- Cara！ - James！

Hey, how are you?

嘿，你好嗎？

Good, how are you doing?

我很好，你最近好嗎？

You look so good.

你看起來不錯。

Oh, thank you, you too.

謝謝，你也是。

James, why are you so interested?

James 你為什麼那麼有興趣？

We don't need you.

我們不需要你。

We don't need any new friends.

我們不需要任何新朋友。

We're actually good just as we are.

我們這樣兩個人感情非常好。

Put on a bigger shirt!

穿大一點的襯衫吧！穿那麼緊幹嘛！

Okay, so it went well.

一切都很順利。

And he's tall.

而且他很高。

Okay, he sounds promising.

他感覺很有前途。

Ladies, I don't even get it.

女士們，我根本不懂。

We all come in different sizes.

我們剛出生時的大小都不一樣。

It's so dumb that you all even all want a tall guy.

你們都想要跟高個兒交往，這件事太蠢了吧！

Some of you are like five feet two and you want a tall guy?

你們有些人才 158 公分，然後你想要高個兒交往？

Why, so he can throw you in the air?

為什麼，你想要他把妳丟到空中嗎？

Can you at least address the fact that I am the perfect height for you before you continue on the tall guys?

在你繼續說高個兒有多好之前，你能至少說一下我的身高很適合妳嗎？

Hey babe, some of the guys called me.

嘿寶貝，我的一些朋友打給我。

We're gonna have a guys' night out, hit the club, be back around like two or three.

我們今晚有男士之夜，要去夜店，大概 2 、3 點會回家。

- Oh yeah, have fun! - All right, cool, thanks!

- 好啊，去玩吧！- 好喔，讚啦，謝囉！

Hold up, you're little too okay with me going out tonight.

等等，妳也答應得太輕鬆了吧！

What are you doing tonight?

那妳今晚要做什麼？

Oh my god, babe.

我的天啊，寶貝。

Becky met Gael Garcia Bernal.

Becky 遇到 Gael Garcia Bernal.

Oh.

是喔。

He looks so good.

他看起來不錯喔！

He is so cute. - Oh yeah.

- 他好可愛。- 對啊。

Like.

按個讚。

This guy isn't even that attractive.

這傢伙根本沒那麼有吸引力。

His style is terrible.

他的品味差勁透了。

I'm not even hating, but the dude's only five seven.

我不是在忌妒他，那老兄也才 178 公分。

I thought you didn't like short guys.

妳不是不喜歡矮的男生嗎？

I thought we had to be six feet tall.

我以為一定要 180 公分高呢！

He's in debt as well.

而且他還負債累累。

[No, he's not]

[他並沒有]

Oh, where you going?

妳要去哪？

I told you, I'm gonna go dancing.

我跟你說過了，我要去跳舞。

I invited you.

我有邀請過你。

Oh yeah.

喔對。

I don't think I want her going out alone looking like that tonight.

我不能讓她今晚自己出門穿成那樣。

Um, you should go with her.

沒錯，你應該要跟她一起去。

You should definitely go with her.

你絕對要跟她一起去。

I'm going with her.

我會跟她一起去的。

[But we're not alone...]

[但我們並不孤單...]

Who's Samantha Class?

誰是 Samantha Class ？

Just one of the girls in my class.

她只是我們班的其中一個女生。

Oh.

是喔。

Who is this woman that's texting you after 10 pm?

那個晚上 10 點傳訊息給你的女人是誰？