[Things women are tired of hearing]

[女生最討厭聽到的幾句話]

So you're a sports fan, can you name me the players on the team?

你說你是運動迷，那你可以講出你喜歡的隊員名字嗎？

Hey, baby!

嘿寶貝！

You know, you should put your hair down more.

你知道嗎，你應該多把頭髮放下來。

You've got brothers, right? Your brothers got you into sports?

你有兄弟對吧，是他們讓你喜歡運動的嗎？

Are you sure you should be out here alone?

妳確定妳該一個人待在這嗎？

Dressed like that?

打扮成這樣？

Kinda asking for attention.

有點像在尋求關注。

Why are you eating salad? Are you on a diet or something?

你為什麼在吃沙拉？你是在減肥之類的嗎？

Don't cut your hair, 'cause you'll look like a boy.

不要剪頭髮，因為你會看起來像男生。

Listen, sweetie...

聽著，甜心...

I'm just... I'm giving you a compliment, that's all.

我只是... 我在讚美妳，就這樣。

Well, your biological clock is ticking.

妳年紀越來越大，快要不適合生育了。

Fuck.

混蛋。

You curse a lot for a girl.

以女生來講，你算很會罵髒話。

Don't be so sensitive.

別這麼敏感。

Relax, it was just a joke.

放輕鬆，只是開個玩笑。

You're being too picky.

妳太挑剔了。

Oh, hey, let me get that, it's a little heavy.

讓我來拿吧，這太重了。

Just relax.

放輕鬆。

[Sometimes...]

[有時...]

Don't get all feminist on me.

別跟我扯什麼女權主義的。

[I wish...]

[我希望...]

Is this like a... feminist thing.

它有點像是...女權主義的事情。

[I could just...]

[我可以...]

Calm down, what are you ...

冷靜一點，妳在幹嘛...

Grand slam!

大滿貫！

You want me to smile? Oh I'll give you a smile.

妳想看我微笑？那我就給妳一個微笑。

Okay, alright, that's enough.

好了，這樣就夠了。

I just heard that your eggs die by 30.

我聽說女性到了三十歲，卵子就沒了。

Do you want me to just pop out an egg right now?

你想要我現在就生出一顆蛋嗎？

Oh my God ... it's coming... it's a girl!

我的天啊，要出來了... 是個女孩！

[Though what would really happen...]

[但是現實呢...]

I just heard that your eggs die by 30.

我聽說女性到了三十歲，卵子就沒了。

Come on, I'm just looking for a smile.

拜託啦，我只要一個微笑就好。

I got it, I'll take it for you, no worries, you're good.

讓我來吧，我幫妳拿，別擔心，妳很棒了。

[But now you know what we're thinking]

[但現在，你知道我們在想什麼了]