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  • (intense suspenseful music)

  • - Oh no, this isn't gonna end well!

  • (chopping noise)

  • (bells ding)

  • ♪ I want to be the very best ♪

  • ♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

  • ♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

  • ♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

  • ♪ Kitchénmon ♪

  • ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

  • ♪ It's you and me ♪

  • ♪ Together we're spitting seeds ♪

  • ♪ Kitchénmon ♪

  • ♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪

  • ♪ In a world we must defend ♪

  • ♪ Kitchénmon ♪

  • ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

  • ♪ A fruit so true ♪

  • ♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

  • ♪ You fart on me ♪

  • ♪ And I'll fart on you ♪

  • ♪ Kitchénmon ♪

  • ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

  • ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (laser shoots)

  • (bell dings)

  • (ringing)

  • (80 video game music)

  • ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

  • ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

  • (video game music)

  • (marching music)

  • - Oh man, an item!

  • Please be a potion.

  • Please be a potion!

  • - I'm not a potion!

  • I'm an orange. (laughs) (record scratches)

  • Oh, you must be one of those Pokey Man trainers.

  • - I'm a Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town,

  • and I wanna be the very best!

  • Like no one ever was.

  • Name's Red.

  • - Your name's Red?

  • Mine's Orange!

  • What's your mom's name?

  • Chartreuse? (laughs)

  • (Red groans)

  • - Wait, where are you goin?

  • - To catch em all!

  • - Well can you catch this? (grunts)

  • (stump thwacks) (Orange laughing)

  • Hey, what's this thingy here?

  • It looks just like me.

  • - No, don't touch that! (ball dings)

  • No, Charmander, come back!

  • You jerk!

  • That was my only Pokémon! (sad trumpet music)

  • - Ah, don't be so gloomy.

  • You'll find another one.

  • (video game music)

  • Hey, what's goin on?

  • Where'd the forest go?

  • I am not all white with this! (laughs)

  • - [Red] I'm catching you to be my next Pokémon!

  • (Orange bounces)

  • - You can't catch me!

  • I'm the Gingerbread Orange! (laughs)

  • - [Red] We'll see about that.

  • Pokéball, go!

  • (pinging)

  • (Orange screams)

  • - Looks like I Squirtle-d my way outta that one. (laughs)

  • Now it's my turn.

  • (Orange spitting)

  • - [Red] Ow! Hey! (spit wad smacks)

  • Pokémon aren't supposed to attack trainers!

  • - (laughing) I'm not a Pokémon.

  • I'm an orange! Whee. (bell chiming)

  • All right, splash!

  • That sounds pretty awesome.

  • (banging)

  • - [Red] That literally doesn't do anything.

  • - [Orange] What are you talkin about?

  • This is way cool! (bell dinging)

  • Let's do it again.

  • ♪ Splish splash ♪ (banging)

  • ♪ I was taking a bath ♪ (banging)

  • ♪ And it was super effective ♪ (banging)

  • Yeah-ya! (laughs)

  • - [Red] You know what?

  • I'm leaving. I can probably get another Pokémon

  • from Professor Oak if I hurry.

  • - [Orange] Don't be such a Bulbasaur loser, Red.

  • You're not Weedle-ing away yet.

  • Not until I try my smog attack! (farts)

  • (fart splats) (Red coughs)

  • Hey, quit coughing so loud. (Red coughing)

  • I can't hear myself think. (laughs)

  • - Dude, that reeks!

  • - [Orange] Now's my chance! Poké Ball, go!

  • (pings)

  • All right! (video game music)

  • I caught a human! (bell pinging)

  • Now, what to name him?

  • Hmmm.

  • (typing)

  • Buttface, you and I are goin places. (laughs)

  • Oh cool, a hat! (laughs)

  • (video game music)

  • - My name is Brock.

  • I believe in rock hard defense and,

  • wait, you're not a trainer.

  • - [Orange] He's confused, Poké Ball, go!

  • (pinging)

  • Now to come up with (video game music)

  • a nickname for you.

  • (laughs) I know, Buttface.

  • (typing)

  • Oh no! I'm all out of room.

  • Well, I guess I'll just have to toss this one too.

  • Gotta catch em all!

  • (video game music)

  • - [Red] Help, can anybody (Orange humming)

  • - hear me? Let me out of here!

  • Let me out of here!

  • Can anybody hear me? Help!

  • (Orange humming)

  • - [Brock] I'm still alive. I'm only very badly burned.

  • (laser shoots)

  • - Hey, over here!

  • I found a wild Chard-mander

  • - Catch em, Orange!

  • - Yeah! Gotta catch em all!

  • (Poké Balls shooting)

  • Yeah!

  • - [All] Yeah!

  • - Hey! What's goin on?

  • - We're playing Kitchénmon Go.

  • - Kitchénmon Go?

  • What's that?

  • - Whoa! I just found a wild Snorlax!

  • - Holy Toledo! Gotta go!

  • - I almost got him! (screams)

  • (apple thuds)

  • - Almost got him. (balls thudding)

  • Almost got him! (screams)

  • (apple thuds) (video game music)

  • - What the, dude, two apples just fell off the counter.

  • - No time to talk, Pear. Gotta focus.

  • - Has the whole kitchen gone crazy?

  • Foods are falling off the counter left and right, you guys.

  • And for what?

  • A game about little digital food monsters?

  • - You think this is a game, Pear?

  • (record scratches)

  • - As a matter of fact, yes, I do!

  • - You know, we were gonna ask you to join team Orange,

  • but maybe now we'll just pass.

  • (cars crashing)

  • - [Zucchini] So sorry about that.

  • I was trying to catch a Kitchénmon.

  • - [Squash] That's totally understandable.

  • Did you catch it though?

  • - Yeah, I did!

  • - Alright, you've all lost your minds.

  • I'm outta here!

  • - Hmmm, what do you guys think?

  • Is Pear right?

  • Have we gone too far with this Kitchénmon Go stuff?

  • - Uh, I'd like to propose just the opposite.

  • Pear is wrong, and as far as I'm concerned,

  • we haven't gone far enough!

  • - I like how this guy thinks. (laughs)

  • - It's just so sad to think that Pear will never

  • appreciate Kitchénmon Go the way we do.

  • He'll never get the chance to experience

  • Kitchénmon Go like we have.

  • - Well there is one way.

  • - Dr. Bananas?

  • - It's untested, but my latest invention,

  • the monofier, is capable of turning real fruits

  • into real Kitchénmon.

  • (Apple soars)

  • - Oh man, oh man, oh man, test it on me!

  • I wanna live as a Kitchénmon!

  • Oh, this is a dream I never even knew

  • I had until this very moment!

  • Peace out suckers!

  • I'm gonna be a Kitchénmon with an awesome

  • Kitchénmon wife and never look back!

  • - I was going to suggest we test it on Pear.

  • That way, he could be a real part

  • of the phenomenon that is Kitchénmon Go!

  • - Yeah that makes sense.

  • - Alright, what to read tonight,

  • the thesaurus, or the dictionary.

  • Well, considering I've already read the dictionary-

  • (lazer blast) (Pear screams)

  • - Did it work?

  • - Did what work?

  • Why did you just zap me?

  • - No reason.

  • - Is this part of your weird little cell phone game?

  • Just leave me alone!

  • - Guys, Pear's right, we should leaf him alone. (laughs)

  • - Ah what's, what's happening to me!

  • - [Marshmallow and Apple] Wow!

  • - Whoa

  • - Oh, this is so weird, I mean pretty cool too,

  • but also, really weird!

  • - That's a really cool power!

  • I bet with those vines he could even take on Kincastwo!

  • - [Marshmallow and Apple] Ooh!

  • - All right well wait, wait, wait.

  • Why you all lookin at me like that?

  • What's goin on here?

  • Stay away. Stay away from me!

  • - Pear we're really sorry to do this to ya,

  • but we gotta catch you.

  • - What? No!

  • - With some training, just imagine what you could become!

  • (laughing) Yay!

  • - Gotta catch him!

  • (Poké Balls shooting)

  • - Ah! Wha!

  • (Poké Balls shooting)

  • Hey! Would you stop throwin weird digital balls at my face!

  • - Uh oh I think I might get,

  • I'm almost out of balls

  • but I think I might have him. Gah!

  • (Squash splats)

  • - Would you guys look up from your phone for two seconds?

  • Your friends are falling to their deaths!

  • - Worth it!

  • (Zucchini splats) (record scratches)

  • (intense music)

  • - Hey, I've got you now!

  • (Poké Ball spins)

  • - Oh, Orange, stop!

  • - I can't stop, I'm addicted!

  • Kitchénmon Go is more important than friendship.

  • I'm sorry , but it is.

  • - Nooo!

  • - Yeah, caught him, yeah! (video game music)

  • - [All] Yeah!

  • - Well, that's probably enough Kitchénmon Go

  • for one day, don't ya think?

  • - [Pear] Maybe you should get back to the counter?

  • - Huh? What's he talkin about? Oh.

  • (all screaming)

  • - For the last time, I am not a grape.

  • - But your name is grape.

  • - My name is Grapefruit.

  • - Grapes are fruit though,

  • so you're a grape. (laughs)

  • - Am not!

  • - Am too.

  • - Am not!

  • - Am too, whoa!

  • What are you?

  • - I'm a Pokémon ball.

  • - Whoa, is that a type of grape?

  • - Not even close.

  • - You poke grapes?

  • Is that why they call you poke-a-mon? (laughs)

  • - I don't even have a finger to poke with.

  • And my interaction with grapes is basically nil.

  • - Hey, I like that word, nil nil nil nil nil nil.

  • - Is he always this annoying?

  • - Nil nil nil nil nil nil nil nil nil nil nil nil!

  • - Pal, you don't know the half of it.

  • - Hey, hey Mon!

  • - It's Pokémon, not Mon. Pokémon,

  • - Mon! Hey, hey Mon, hey!

  • - What!

  • - Knife.

  • - Huh? Whoa no, this isn't gonna end well.

  • (knife swishes) (video game music)

  • - [Grapefruit and Orange] Whoa!

  • - Well lookie what we have hair. (laughs)

  • - Whoa, check it out, I ab-solutely

  • could get used to this! (laughs)

  • - You look more like a grape than ever.

  • You have six of em on your stomach. (laughs)

  • - You know what, if you're not gonna stop calling

  • me a grape, I'll make you stop calling me a grape!

  • Midget Apple, I choose you!

  • - Yeah, little apple!

  • - (gasps) A full on Kitchénmon battle!

  • Don't you think that's a tiny overreaction, grape? (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit and Midget Apple growling)

  • - Pear, I choose you!

  • - Come on! I was in the middle of reading!

  • - Midget Apple, use your mini boom!

  • - Mini boom!

  • (lasers shooting)

  • - Ah! Cool, can I get back to my book now?

  • - Pear, stop being such a bookworm

  • and you use your bookworm! (laughs)

  • - Ugh, fine, Bookworm!

  • (laser shoots)

  • - What, ah!

  • (Bookworm munching)

  • - Hey, I wanted a meal, not a snack! (laughs)

  • (Bookworm munching)

  • - Okay, that's just rude!

  • - So it's gonna be like this is it?

  • - Grandpa Lemon, I choose you!

  • - Oh where, where am I?

  • - Use your sleep leaf!

  • - That's what I do best. Sleepwalk! (snoring)

  • (sleep radiating)

  • - Oh! Oh boy am I tuckered out. (snores)

  • - Looks like I only have one option left.

  • Marshmallow, I choose you!

  • - Yay, yippee!

  • - Marshamallow, use your rainbow ray!

  • - That's my favorite thing! Yay!

  • (rainbow ray sparkles)

  • - Oh it's another flying dream. (snores)

  • - Well Orange, looks like you won this round.

  • - Yeah, you know what else is round?

  • A grape! (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit growls)

  • - Come on Marshamllow,

  • let's catch some more Kitchénmon, yeah!

  • ♪ Kitchénmon gotta catch em all ♪

  • - I'm not gonna say it again.

  • My skin is a shade of pale yellow,

  • not baby yellow.

  • - Pale yellow and baby yellow

  • are the same color, baby! (laughs)

  • - Stop calling me baby, Orange!

  • Maybe you're the baby!

  • Ever think about that?

  • - If I'm a baby, then you're just my color. (laughs)

  • - (growls) Tell me orange, could a baby

  • throw a barbell this heavy at you?

  • - Baby not, but baby so.

  • Guess we'll find out. (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit grunts)

  • (barbell thuds) (Orange laughing)

  • - Too strong, baby!

  • (record scratches)

  • - Ow! Your barbell hit me in the head, dude!

  • - Wow, looks like you have

  • a splitting headache Pokémon Ball!

  • - I feel like, oh, (light sparkling)

  • I'm oh no, not again!

  • (Pokémon Ball screaming) (light beam shooting)

  • - Nice! Got my abs back!

  • I missed you little buddies.

  • - Aw, look at em,

  • they're like little baby grapefruits.

  • Baby babies! (laughs)

  • - (grunts) For the last time,

  • I am not a baby, and neither are my abs!

  • I'll show you.

  • I have new, more powerful Kitchénmon in my arsenal

  • since the last time we battled.

  • - Like whom?

  • - Like Zoom, I choose you!

  • - Let's drink!

  • - Zoom? What an extremely obvious choice! (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit and Zoom growl)

  • Well, one obvious choice deserves another.

  • I choose you, Captain Obvious!

  • - I look different than I normally do.

  • - Zoom has just realized that Zoom looks different as well.

  • This is extreme!

  • - Zoom, spray it, don't say it pal.

  • - Right away. Extreme!

  • - I'm leaving now!

  • - (laughs) You lose, Orange!

  • - Not so fast,

  • I can still give you the slip!

  • Dr. Bananas, I choose you!

  • - I don't particularly enjoy confrontation!

  • - (laughs) Dr. Bananas?

  • What's he gonna do, blast us with science?

  • (Grapefruit and Zoom laughing)

  • - As a matter of fact, yes!

  • Dr. Bananas, use your science blaster!

  • - Well, it's still in the development stage, but...

  • - This, this is so boring.

  • This science stuff is the opposite of extreme!

  • - You're finished, baby!

  • - Not so fast.

  • I have one more trick up my sleeve,

  • and it's sure to squash you.

  • I choose you, Squash!

  • - Squash! Oh no!

  • He's too powerful!

  • - We don't stand a chance,

  • he's far more evolved than I!

  • - (laughs) That's right, there's nowhere you can run,

  • nowhere you can hide, (Squash soaring)

  • Squash will find you wherever you, gah!

  • - (splats) Ew!

  • - We did it! Yeah, baby! (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit grunts)

  • Now let's go catch some more Kitchénmon.

  • - I do too have a butt.

  • - See I don't think you do.

  • I'm not sure any of us do, actually.

  • - Well I can only speak for myself.

  • But I definitely have a butt.

  • - Nuh-uh.

  • - Yeah-huh.

  • - Nuh-uh.

  • - Yeah-huh, don't make me prove it to you, Orange.

  • - Well I think that's what it's gonna take, Grapefruit.

  • No ifs ands or butts about it. (laughs)

  • - (grunts) Fine, just remember, you asked for this.

  • This was not my idea.

  • (record scratches)

  • - (shouts) Ah, my eyes!

  • (static electrifying)

  • - Poké Ball, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were...

  • - I'm blind, I can't see.

  • - Watch out now, you're about to fall off the...

  • - Oh!

  • - Counter.

  • (Poké Ball shouting)

  • (Poké Ball thudding)

  • (light beam shooting)

  • - [Grapefruit and Orange] Whoa!

  • - Suddenly I feel so much more animated. (laughs)

  • - Bummer about Poké Ball but honestly,

  • it's nice to have my abs back.

  • - At least ya have abs,

  • since ya never had a butt. (laughs)

  • - (grunts) That's it, we're settling this once and for all.

  • Kitchénmon style!

  • - I agree, we should put all this behind us. (laughs)

  • - (grunts) Orange, I do too have a butt!

  • - Or so you say, butt, now it's time for my two cents.

  • Copper Lincoln, I choose you!

  • - Let's do this y'all! Yee-haw!

  • - Ooh, smooth moves, but rude news for you two dudes.

  • I choose you, Nude Dude!

  • - I'm not wearing pants, and that's not accidental!

  • - Oh my eyes y'all! (laser beam shoots)

  • What I've seen cannot be unseen!

  • It's cause it's unclean! (cries)

  • - Hey, that's no fair using Nude Dude without a censor bar.

  • - I couldn't agree more.

  • Nude Dude, use your censor bar.

  • - This may not be suitable for children,

  • due to graphic violence.

  • (bar smacks)

  • - Later y'all.

  • - Yes! We're winning!

  • - Should we hug it out?

  • - No thank you.

  • Please stay over there.

  • - (laughs) This battle's gettin spicy.

  • How about we up the spice level a little bit more?

  • I choose you Wasabi!

  • - Wassup!

  • - (laughs) Wassup!

  • - Wassup!

  • (Wasabi and Orange shouting)

  • - Are we still fighting, or?

  • - Wassup!

  • - Wait, Nude Dude, you too?

  • - Sorry, it's just so fun! Wassup!

  • (Wasabi, Orange, and Nude Dude Shouting)

  • - And Nude Dude's done.

  • Probably not gonna battle with him anytime soon.

  • - Hey Grapefruit, wassup!

  • (flame shoots)

  • - Stop that right now!

  • You better cut that out or my next Kitchénmon

  • will cut it out for you.

  • Knife, I choose you!

  • - Knife to meet you. (laughs)

  • - Whoa, edgy pick, Grapefruit! (laughs)

  • - (grunts) Knife, I command you

  • to make quick work of those two. Chop chop.

  • - That's what I do best! (laughs)

  • - Real quick, before you get to you point,

  • we just have one question for ya.

  • - Yeah, and what's that?

  • - [Wasabi and Orange] Wassup!

  • - Please, that won't work on knife,

  • he's far too-

  • - Wassup!

  • - [Wasabi, Orange, and Knife] Wassup!

  • - Knife! Come on!

  • (Wasabi, Orange, and Knife shouting)

  • - Stop that right now, I command you!

  • (Wasabi, Orange, and Knife shouting)

  • - Stop it! (record scratching)

  • - Yeesh, what crawled up his butt?

  • - Couldn't tell ya, he doesn't have one. (laughs)

  • - Oh, laugh at me will you.

  • Well you'll regret that.

  • I have a whole slew of super powerful Kitchénmon

  • ready to release at a moment's no-

  • (Knife slashes) (Grapefruit screams)

  • - Whoa!

  • - Alright, where were we?

  • - [Orange] Hey, group members!

  • If you're anything like this orange,

  • you wanna be the very zest.

  • That's why today Pear and I are showing you

  • how to catch a Pokémon.

  • Ready Pear?

  • - [Pear] Ready!

  • - [Orange] Then let's do this Pokémon thing, mon. (laughs)

  • - [Pear] Alright, step one.

  • Find a Pokémon in the wild.

  • - [Orange] Oh! There's one!

  • - [Pear] That's a leaf.

  • - [Orange] There's another one!

  • - [Pear] That's me!

  • - [Orange] Okay, that's gotta be one.

  • - [Pear] That's you!

  • - [Orange] (grunts) Man, finding a Pokémon

  • is harder than this rock.

  • - [Pear] Uh, dude?

  • - [Orange] Here I am lookin high and low

  • and it turns out all my efforts are utterly useless.

  • - [Pear] Orange!

  • - [Orange] Seriously Pear, we're never gonna find one.

  • Let's just moo-ve on.

  • - [Pear] (grunts) Whatever ya say, dude.

  • Step two, throw your ball at it.

  • - [Orange] Way ahead of ya, Pear! (shouts)

  • (ball thuds)

  • - [Pear] Ow! Hey!

  • - [Orange] What? I couldn't find a Pokémon

  • so I choose you. (laughs)

  • - [Pear] (groans) That's not even

  • the right kinda ball, dude.

  • - [Orange] Oh don't worry about that,

  • I got all sorts of balls in here. Catch!

  • (balls thudding) (Pear shouting)

  • - [Pear] Stop that!

  • - [Orange] Gotta catch em all, Pear! (laughs)

  • - [Pear] Orange! You have to throw a Poké Ball.

  • - [Orange] Oh, so you're saying I shouldn't throw

  • this fourteen pound bowling ball?

  • - [Pear] Yes.

  • - [Orange] Yes I should throw it?

  • - [Pear] No!

  • - [Orange] No I should throw it?

  • - [Pear] No! Do not throw that bowling ball at me!

  • - [Orange] Okay, I'll throw this instead.

  • But just for the record,

  • you are kinda shaped like a bowling pin. (laughs)

  • - [Pear] (groaning) No!

  • (ball smacks)

  • What the, hey! Ah! (video game music)

  • - [Orange] Whoa, Pear?

  • - [Pear] Dude, get me outta here!

  • - [Orange] You want out?

  • I figured you'd be havin a ball in there. (laughs)

  • - [Pear] Hey, get me out of here now!

  • - [Orange] Hmm, well the only way I know how to get you out

  • also happens to be step three,

  • to catch even more Pokémon

  • and send your Pokémon into battle!

  • - [Pear] Battle? Dude, I didn't sign up for any battle!

  • - [Orange] Relax, it's just a little old Charmander,

  • he's definitely out-matched. (laughs)

  • Pear, I choose you!

  • (Pear shouts)

  • - [Orange] Go! Start battling!

  • - [Pear] With what? I'm not a Pokémon dude.

  • I have no powers, no weapons.

  • - [Orange] Huh, good point.

  • You better take this.

  • - [Pear] What the...

  • - [Orange] Wait, on second thought,

  • maybe that wasn't such a bright idea.

  • - [Pear] What? Ah! (orange laughing)

  • (fire beam shooting)

  • - [Pear] Pear and Orange here

  • with a very special episode of "How 2".

  • Huh, Orange? (Orange grunts)

  • Dude, would you put down your phone?

  • We're doin an episode here!

  • - [Orange] Hold on, I almost caught a Pikachu.

  • (game dinging) Woo! Alright! (laughs)

  • Okay, what's going on?

  • - [Pear] We're doing an epis-...

  • - [Orange] Ooh wait, I just found another one!

  • (smacks phone) (phone soars)

  • - [Pear] Dude, focus!

  • This week's prompt is how to reach level 25 in Pokémon Go.

  • - [Orange] (laughs) The answer is simple.

  • You wanna reach level 25,

  • don't have a life!

  • - [Pear] Orange, that's really mean.

  • - [Orange] But it's the cold hard truth

  • aspiring Pokémon players need to hear.

  • - [Pear] What?

  • - [Orange] Listen, if you're gonna catch more Pokémon

  • than your friends,

  • you have to have the app open at all times.

  • Any time you walk, drive fly, do the electric worm,

  • skateboard, or run anywhere,

  • that's an opportunity for Pokémon.

  • A Poké-tunity, if you will. (laughs)

  • - [Pear] Wait wait wait, did you just say that

  • people should be playing Pokémon Go

  • while they're driving?

  • - [Orange] No, no no no no, of course you shouldn't

  • play while you're driving,

  • so long as you're okay with being mediocre

  • and wallowing away at level eight. (laughs)

  • (Pear groans)

  • - [Orange] Level 25 is the big leagues Pear,

  • we're not catching Poké-boys here,

  • we're catching Pokémon!

  • - [Pear] Well this seems like absolutely terrible advice.

  • - [Orange] You wanna be great - Ah, help me!

  • at anything in this world it requires sacrifice.

  • Human sacrifice!

  • - [Pear] What! (record scratches)

  • Really?

  • - [Orange] Well no, but close!

  • - [Pear] Huh?

  • - [Orange] Listen up audience.

  • If you're watching this video, it's already too late.

  • You're missing Poké-opportunities with every passing second!

  • And other traitors are passing you by!

  • Have a girlfriend? A boyfriend?

  • Pets, family? Forget that noise.

  • Your life is Pokémon now. (man shouts)

  • - [Pear] Dude! (record scratches)

  • Think you're losing it.

  • People need to spend time with their families.

  • - [Orange] Sure! If they wanna wallow away

  • at level 15 like a total spaz!

  • Pear, ya just don't get it. (record scratches)

  • If you don't care about (balls thudding)

  • accumulating more digital (balls thudding)

  • images of Pokémon than your friends do,

  • then there's no helping you!

  • Unless the light in your eyes has gone out!

  • - [Pear] Dude, you are insane!

  • - [Orange] Also, to achieve level 25,

  • you're gonna need to manage your thoughts.

  • - [Pear] What?

  • - [Orange] What are you thinkin about right now?

  • Is it Pokémon?

  • If not, do you honest believe you have what it takes

  • to beat level 25?

  • - [Pear] What the?

  • - [Orange] Do you honestly believe

  • you deserve to beat level 25!

  • - [Pear] Now that's it. (record scratches)

  • I'm leaving! What, wait...

  • I just found one.

  • - (laughs) Catch it Pear, catch it Pear!

  • - [Pear] Okay! Whoa, hey that's kinda fun.

  • - [Orange] I know!

  • - [Pear] Kind of addicting.

  • - [Orange] I know right!

  • - [Pear] Okay, maybe just one more.

  • - [Orange] (laughing) Yay, Pear's hooked!

  • Which Pokémon did you catch?

  • - [Pear] It says TNT.

  • Wait, this isn't a real Pokémon game is it?

  • - [Orange] Nope!

  • (Pear screaming) (Orange laughing)

  • (rock music)

  • ♪ I wanna be the very best ♪

  • ♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

  • ♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

(intense suspenseful music)

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