Name: How to Drink and Eat Like a Japanese Salaryman
Uploaded: 2020-08-14T19:15:45.000Z
Duration: 10 min 48 s

-Oh my god. -What a terrible day at work today!

-哦，我的天啊-今天的工作真糟糕！

-You had a rough day you should have heard my day. -Oh, what happened?

-你今天過得很不順，你應該聽聽我的日子.-哦，怎麼了？

-Listen, my boss was like getting me food. Get me food.

-聽著，我的老闆就像給我找吃的。給我弄點吃的

Get me food. I'm like you already have food that I already ordered

給我食物。我喜歡你已經有食物，我已經訂購了。

What do you need more food for, and it's like he's already overweight, but does he care? No. -My boss

你要多吃點什麼，好像他已經超重了，但他在乎嗎？不 我的老闆

He's like leaning on his back. He's like touch my tummy, and then I tried to touch his tummy

他就像靠在他的背上。他就像摸我的肚子，然後我就想摸他的肚子。

He's like no, don't touch my tummy then he bites and he claws me -Right they're like touch my tummy

他就像不，不要碰我的肚子，然後他就咬我，他就用爪子抓我 對，他們就像碰我的肚子一樣

Then they're like don't touch my tummy. Like what are we supposed to do?

然後他們就像不要碰我的肚子。像什麼是我們應該做的？

-I don't know and just shedding everywhere. -It's confusing altogether

-我不知道，到處都在流淚.-這讓人很困惑

-Exhausting is what it is -and if you can't tell this is our best

-如果你還不知道這是我們最好的... ...

Impersonation of what people with real jobs might be complaining about when it comes to the bosses

冒充真正有工作的人可能會抱怨什麼，當涉及到老闆的時候

-You know who my boss was was it? was it Dr. Meemersworth?

-你知道我的老闆是誰嗎，是米默斯沃斯醫生嗎？

It was Dr. Meemersworth! -He's my boss too!

是Meemersworth醫生！-他也是我的老闆！

-He's a jerk right? -Oh my gosh, he's such a demanding little jerk.

-他是個混蛋吧？-哦，我的天哪，他真是個苛刻的小混蛋。

-The point is after a very hard day as a salaryman -I am a salaryman

-重點是，在經歷了辛苦的一天後，我是一個工薪族。

-We today are going to show you how to drink like a salaryman in Japan. -This video was sponsored by Suntory

-我們今天要告訴你如何在日本像一個工薪族一樣喝酒。-這段視頻是由三得利贊助的

在特殊時期，將其定為三得利時期

Hold on a second. This needs to be like a speech, Lost in Translation was such a huge inspiration for me.

等一下。這需要像演講一樣，《迷失在翻譯中》給了我很大的啟發。

So for me to now be able to do a video for Suntory, and to be able to say that line

所以對我來說，現在能夠為三得利做一個視頻，能夠說這句話。

I'm, so honored Bill Murray and I have now advertised Suntory and said the same line

我，很榮幸比爾-默裡和我現在已經為三得利做了廣告，並說了同樣的一句話

I think that makes us best friends for life.

我想，這讓我們成為一輩子的好朋友。

-Are you fanning yourself with a picture of gyozas? -This was a terrible day to cosplay

-你是在用餃子的照片扇自己嗎？-今天是個糟糕的cosplay日！

Basically as a Salaryman because it's like 44 degrees in Tokyo right now.

基本上是做工薪族，因為現在東京的氣溫是44度。

What people normally suffer when they wear these outfits in the summertime

夏天的時候，人們一般穿這些衣服會受到什麼影響？

because oh my god! -This here is a oshibori

It's a wet towel that's been individually packaged

from what I've learned from my studies about how to drink like a salaryman -Go on. I like these facts

從我的學習中瞭解到的關於如何像工薪族一樣喝酒的知識--繼續。我喜歡這些事實

-You are supposed to use these to wipe your hands, but if you wipe your face, it means business time is over

-你應該用這些東西擦手，但如果你擦臉，就意味著工作時間結束了。

-Okay, you're getting a little... you're getting a little too  -Oh yeah 6 more please

-好吧，你有點... ... 你有點太...

-I mean this is refreshing and all but you know, what's way more refreshing? -Tell me

-我的意思是，這很新鮮，但你知道，什麼是更新鮮的方式？-告訴我

We call them premium malts, but a lot of people here in Set call it pre mall

我們稱他們為優質麥芽，但很多人在這裡的設置調用它的前商場

It's a little bit of shortening of the two of them

-If we're gonna be cosplaying as salaryman then we have to do

-如果我們要扮成工薪族，那就得扮成...

-we gotta get the right terminology. [Japanese]

-This right here is the perfect pour of a Japanese beer [Japanese]

-這就是日本啤酒的完美倒計時。

-He went for it I see -how do people do that? How do people chug beer?

-他去了，我明白了 -人們是怎麼做的？人們是怎麼喝啤酒的？

Your animals -They started in high school that's how Simon.

你的動物們 他們從高中開始，這就是西蒙。

cuz we didn't drink it right in school. -We didn't. Let me just say before coming, Japan

因為我們在學校裡沒有喝好。-我們沒喝過在來之前，我想說的是，日本

I didn't like any foam on my beer what so ever, but since coming to Japan I've learned how to appreciate it.

我本來不喜歡啤酒上的保麗龍，但自從來到日本後，我學會了如何欣賞它。

In fact, I've even learned that there's a proper ratio

其實，我甚至已經知道，有一個合適的比例。

You're supposed to have of 70% beer to 30% foam.

你應該有70%的啤酒和30%的保麗龍。

-that might sound really crazy because most of us think of like a head-on beer as something that you don't want to

-這可能聽起來真的很瘋狂，因為我們大多數人認為像迎面而來的啤酒是你不想要的東西

drink -Right -but the head is extremely different

飲酒 -對 -但頭顱是極其不同的。

it's velvety and then we found out it's not just there to be smooth and delicious

它的天鵝絨，然後我們發現它不只是有光滑和美味。

So the beer stays we're rushing and fizzy and doesn't go flat

所以，啤酒保持我們的衝動和嘶嘶作響，而不是平平淡淡的。

-so it's called kamiawa, which is known as the god bubbles

-所以被稱為 "神泡"，也就是所謂的 "kamiawa"。

So when you come to Japan and you drink a beer make sure you enjoy your god bubbles.

所以，當你來日本喝啤酒的時候，一定要享受你的神泡。

-I love getting these little like cabbages right here. I'm so hungry

-我喜歡在這裡得到這些小卷心菜。我好餓

-I don't think you're supposed to use your fingers to eat that I'll be honest.  you barbarian.

-老實說，我覺得你不應該用手指吃那個，你這個野蠻人。

-RuIe number 2 use chopsticks when you're in Japan [Sumimasen

-第二條 在日本的時候要用筷子[住馬店]。

basically, if they remember what you ordered before

基本上，如果他們還記得你之前訂購的東西

I'm just asked me for one more of this, and I'm gonna be saying that a lot tonight

我只是問我再來一杯這個，我今晚會說很多。

You never,ever, try drinking beer without kanpai-ing first -NEVER!

你永遠不要，永遠不要，嘗試喝啤酒，而不先喝乾杯--永遠不要!

Cheersing is a critical part to let you know that it is time to let your tie down -and if you drink without kanpai-ing

乾杯是一個關鍵的部分，讓你知道是時候讓你的領帶下來--如果你喝了沒有侃侃而談的話。

I'm pretty sure they deport you. -Yes, they eject you. There's a chair with a button -like let straight out of the country

我很確定他們會把你驅逐出境。-是的，他們會把你驅逐出境有一把椅子，上面有一個按鈕，就像讓你直接離開這個國家一樣。

-I'm gonna need like at least 20 more of these basically

-我需要至少20個這樣的基本的東西

I've never been served this before -Yuzu pepper on the side with gyoza. I've never seen that as well

-They're just so little and cute. I'm not allowed to call this cute am I?

-他們真是又小又可愛。我不能說這是可愛吧？

-It's a good one -Yep, do we slap tables a lot?

-I don't know, but we're going to keep slapping tables until we know what else

-我不知道，但我們要繼續拍桌子，直到我們知道還有什麼。

beer, this is my favorite combination in Japan. When we were in Korea

啤酒，這是我在日本最喜歡的組合。在韓國的時候

it was all about fried chicken and beer. Here a good gyoza with some nice Suntory. This is my jam

它是所有關於炸雞和啤酒。這裡的餃子很好吃，還有三得利的。這是我最愛吃的

-Delicious doughy carbs that have been grilled to perfection on one side

-美味的麵糰碳水化合物，已經被烤到完美的一面。

to allow you to have that perfect crunch that you want

讓你擁有你想要的完美的脆皮。

but also somehow steam to maintain a bouncy fluff wa texture on the outside

但也不知怎麼蒸，以保持外面的彈力蓬鬆娃的質感。

of the dough filled with delicious bite sized green onion and pork. -I know you know that feeling of

充滿美味的一口蔥和豬肉的麵糰。-我知道你知道那種感覺

Eating a dumpling or a hot pocket and just scalding hot in your mouth

吃個餃子或熱口袋，吃到嘴裡就燙手了

Grab some nice cold beer... You finished your beer my gosh. She's gonna get another one. More beer for the wife!

拿些冰鎮的啤酒...你喝完了你的啤酒，我的天哪。她會再來一杯的再給老婆來點啤酒！

-Edamame, it's got that saltiness that matches really well ,almost like eating a salted peanut

-豆豉，它的鹹味非常好，就像吃鹹花生一樣。

你知道一個 "酒吧食品"，但它是健康的。

-I just find it so cool because the bean is inside here the bean isn't salted. It's the skin

-我只是覺得這太酷了，因為豆子在裡面... ...豆子沒有被醃製。是豆子的皮

That's salted so when you put in your mouth you taste the salt from the outside of the skin

那是鹹的，所以當你放進嘴裡的時候，你會嚐到皮外的鹹味。

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