Woo! Yeah!

[laughing]

I thought you left your swimsuit at home.

No, I just didn't want to get it all wrinkled up.

Last one in is a rotten egg!

[laughing]

Rotten eggs?

[sighing]

[music playing]

The Mitten!

Eh-hem, I mean, The Mitten...

That ride is for babies.

Yeah, let's ride it just to see how babyfied it is.

[shrieking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Clam fishing?

This is the reward we get for all our hard work?

Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?

You call this fun?

Aw, come on now, Squidward.

Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water,

catch a few clams and then throw 'em back.

- Don't you think that's fun? - No.

[grunting]

Hey, watch where you're swinging that... what?

SpongeBob, be careful with--

[screaming]

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like you two took my advice.

Nice job, gentlemen. Come on in!

[music playing]

Alright, party people!

It's time to roll out the portables.

[music playing]

[grunting]

[gasping]

Ow.

Hi, guys.

SpongeBob, is that you?

Who were you expecting? Tiny Tim? Wait, wait.

Big, aren't they?

Dude, you're ripped.

Thank you.

I've been working out.

[moaning]

Whoa.

And we have a winner.

- Thank you! - Aw, darn it.

We made it.

[laughing]

It's beautiful.

And a good ice cream day to you, sir.

Yes! It's a good day for ice cream.

And what's your pleasure?

I want your bestest ice cream for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob.

Excellent choice, sir. One heavenly paradise, coming up.

[cheering]

[giggling]

This is the greatest company picnic ever?

Yes, yes it is.

Pace yourself, Squidward. The fun is just getting started.

Is this toilet paper we're sitting on?

Oh, don't think of it as jus toilet paper.

- It has thousands of uses. - Here's one!

Well, I guess things will pick up once the food gets here.

Right you are! Here's the food!

Oh, you're confused. Let me show you a little hack.

See, you open it with your teeth.

There. Isn't that fun?

And afterwards, you can toss it around like...

You know, one of those things you toss around.

Here, let me show you. Go out for a long one, SpongeBob.

- Going long! - Oh, this is so much fun.

Is this far enough?

I can't hear what you're saying, so...

Here it comes!

[grunting]

Come on in, the water's fine.

Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?

Nope, that's it.

You don't need me to chew your food for you?

Or make you a back scratcher out of my own spine?

Or maybe extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes!

- No, I'm good. - Me too.

Wow, an indoor pool?

Oh, this place is fancy!

Cannon ball!

[laughing]