A to the O here

A到O這裡

and today we're gonna switch things up a bit. (laughs)

而今天我們要去切換的東西了一下。（笑）

- (laughs) Nice, never heard that one before.

- (笑)不錯，從來沒聽說過這個。

- What's goin' on here, Orange?

- 這是怎麼回事，橘子君？

Can't be making a video right now,

現在不能在做視頻了。

you have a whole list of chores to do.

你有一連串的家務事要做。

- Chores?

- 做家務？

More like snores, am I right? (laughs)

更多的是鼾聲，我說的對嗎？（笑）

Here we go, ignoring Pear!

來了，無視梨子!

Nintendo Switch Challenge time!

任天堂Switch挑戰時間!

Even though Little Apple isn't here,

雖然小蘋果不在這裡。

I say we do some mini games! (laughs)

我說我們做一些小遊戲！（笑）

Ooh, I love this one!

哦，我喜歡這個！

It's where you get to milk a cow!

這是你擠牛奶的地方!

- Orange, you realize that milking the cow

- 橙子，你知道擠牛奶

is literally on your list of chores to do, right?

是你要做的家務事列表上的字面意思，對嗎？

- I can't see the screen, Pear.

- 我看不到螢幕，梨子。

Move your butt! (laughs)

移動你的屁股！（笑）

- Honestly, if you just put the same effort

- 老實說，如果你把同樣的努力。

into milking the real cow outside, you'd be done by now.

到外面擠真牛的奶，你現在就會完成。

- [Orange] Eh, I'll give it a try some udder time. (laughs)

- 橘子】誒，有時間我就試試乳房。（笑）

- (groans)

- （呻吟）

- Okay, that was fun!

- 好吧，這很有趣！

What mini game do we got next?

我們接下來要玩什麼小遊戲？

Ooh, gotta put the baby to sleep!

哦，得讓寶寶睡覺了！

- Seriously?

- 真的嗎？

This one's on your list of chores too.

這個也在你的家務事清單上。

- Hey, gimme back my controller!

- 嘿，把我的控制器還給我！

- No!

- 不！

- Why not?

- 為什麼不呢？

- Because, didn't you hear?

- 因為，你沒聽到嗎？

This mini game has a special controller!

這個小遊戲有一個特殊的控制器!

- Ooh, let me see!

- 哦，讓我看看！

- I'll be right back!

- 我馬上回來！

Here you go!

給你！

- Oh, looks a lot like Baby Carrot.

- 哦，看起來很像胡蘿蔔寶寶。

Kudos for realism, Nintendo!

為現實主義點贊，任天堂!

Huh, look at that, I'm winning!

咦，你看，我贏了!

- You sure are, Orange!

- 你當然是，橙子！

Now excuse me,

現在，原諒我。

I'm just gonna borrow this for a second.

我只是想借用一下這個。

Hey, Switch.

嘿，Switch。

- What's up, Pear?

- 怎麼了，梨子？

You still mad about that time I swindled you out of 20 bucks

你還在為那次我騙了你20塊錢而生氣嗎？

and then told everyone at school that you had fleas?

然後在學校告訴大家你有跳蚤？

- I'm over it!

- 我不幹了！

Besides, I'm not here about that.

此外，我不是來這裡談這個的。

- Oh, you wanna talk about that time

- 哦，你想談談那次

I swindled you for 20 bucks

我騙了你二十塊錢

and told everyone at school you were bald? (laughs)

並告訴大家在學校你是禿頭？（笑）

- Dude, I am bald!

- 夥計，我是光頭！

(groans) Never mind.

（呻吟）沒關係。

Listen, what do you think

聽著，你覺得怎麼樣？

about improvising some new mini games?

關於即興創作一些新的小遊戲？

Say, from this list?

比如說，從這個名單上？

- I could do that!

- 我可以做到這一點！

If you make it worth my while.

如果你讓我覺得值得。

- (groans) Here, just remember,

- 給你，記住了。

only things that are on the list, got it?

只有清單上的東西，明白嗎？

- Okay, okay, just get out of here before you give me fleas,

- 好吧，好吧，在你把跳蚤傳染給我之前趕快離開這裡。

got it?

明白了嗎？

- I do not have fleas!

- 我沒有跳蚤！

- Pear, I think I won!

- 梨子，我想我贏了！

My controller fell asleep and everything!

我的控制器睡著了，所有的一切！

- Way to go dude!

- 要走的路，夥計！

Let's play another!

再來一局！

- Woo hoo, okay.

- 嗚嗚，好吧。

(Baby Carrot crashes)

（嬰兒胡蘿蔔崩潰）

Do the Dishes, sounds fun!

做菜，聽起來很有趣!

- Agreed, they have special controllers

- 同意，他們有特殊的控制器

for this one too!

也是為了這個!

- Whoa, this is so life-like!

- 哇，這太有生活氣息了!

It's like I'm actually there!

就好像我真的在那裡一樣!

- What do you want to play next?

- 接下來你想玩什麼？

- Make the Bed!

- 鋪好床！

Yes, another high score!

是的，又是一個高分!

Aw man, I'm so good at these mini games!

噢，夥計，我對這些小遊戲很在行!

- Wanna play Wash the Car?

- 想玩 "洗車 "嗎？

- Way ahead of you!

- 遙遙領先於你！

Ooh, and I get a bonus if I water the flowers

哦，如果我給花澆水的話，我還能得到一筆獎金

while I'm at it!

趁我還在

- Well I'm glad you're having fun!

- 我很高興你玩得很開心!

- How could I not be?

- 我怎麼能不這樣呢？

Nintendo really outdid themselves this time!

任天堂這次真的超越了自己!

- What do you want to play next?

- 接下來你想玩什麼？

Walk the Dog?

遛狗？

Maybe Mow the grass?

也許割草？

- Hmm, those do sound really fun,

- 嗯，這些聽起來確實很有趣。

but I think I'm gonna go with this new one,

但我想我會選擇這個新的。

Give Nintendo Switch a Massage!

給任天堂Switch做按摩!

- What?

- 什麼？

- Oh, yeah, a little higher.

- 哦，對，再高一點。

There you go.

這就對了

- Excuse me, switch?

- 對不起，換人？

Can I speak with you privately for a moment?

我可以和你私下談談嗎？

- Not now, Pear!

- 現在不行 梨子

I just started another mini game!

我剛剛開始了另一個小遊戲!

It's called Pay Nintendo Switch 20 Dollars.

這就是所謂的支付任天堂Switch 20美元。

- Oh yeah, now we're having fun.

- 哦，是的，現在我們有樂趣。

- Okay, enough!

- 好了，夠了！

I want my money back.

我想要回我的錢。

You broke our agreement!

你破壞了我們的協議！

- I don't think so, pal.

- 我不這麼認為，夥計。

The price just went up,

價格就這麼漲了。

and I suggest you watch your tone with me.

我建議你注意你的語氣和我在一起。

- Yeah, and why's that?

- 是啊，為什麼呢？

- Uh, a new mini game!

- 呃，一個新的小遊戲！

- This one's called Whack Pear with a Fly Swatter!

- 這個叫做用蒼蠅拍打梨子!

- What the, ow, ow!

- 什麼，嗷，嗷！

- (mumbles) Hold still!

- （喃喃自語）別動！

I'm trying to go for the high score!

我想去爭取高分!

- New game!

- 新遊戲！

Do a new game!

做一個新的遊戲！

- Sure thing!

- 當然！

Ooh, there's a Juggle Fiery Torches!

哦，有一個雜耍火炬！

- No!

- 不！

- Ah, but you get extra points for height!

- 啊，但是你的身高會得到加分!

- I said no, Orange!

- 我說了不行，橙子！

- Okay okay.

- 好吧，好吧。

No need to be such a hothead about it! (laughs)

沒必要這麼衝動吧!（笑）

- There's Kazoo Loudly next to Pear's Head!

- 梨子頭旁邊有一胡一 大聲地叫著!

- No!

- 不！

- There's Blow up the Kitchen with TNT!

- 有《TNT炸掉廚房》!

- No, Fine, here, take it all.

- 不，好吧，給，都拿去吧。

It's everything I have!

這是我的一切！

- This'll do nicely. (laughs)

- 這將做得很好。（笑）

- Hey! Look at that.

- 嘿，看那個

There's a new one called Quietly Read a Book.

有一個新的叫《靜靜地讀一本書》。

- Yes, yes, thank you!

- 是的，是的，謝謝你！

Do that one.

做那一個。

- Woo hoo!

- 嗚呼！

Video games sure are awesome, aren't they?

電子遊戲確實很厲害，不是嗎？

- (groans) agreed.

- (呻吟)同意。

This is nice.

這是很好的。

What'cha reading there, Orange?

你在看什麼，橘子君？

- "Catching Fire".

- "接火"。

- Nice, I love "The Hunger Games".

- 不錯，我喜歡《飢餓遊戲》。

- No, "Catching Fire"!

- 不，是 "著火了"！

- Huh?

- 咦？

(record scratch)

(從頭到尾)

(Orange and Pear screaming) (glass shattering)

(橙子和梨子的尖叫聲) (玻璃碎裂)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)