with another episode of "Ask Orange"

與另一期 "問橙 "節目

featuring lots of questions that you asked

提供您提出的許多問題

in YouTube stories.

在YouTube故事中。

- Yes, but before we begin, I just want you to know

- 是的，但在我們開始之前，我只想讓你知道... ...

that there will be no TNT in today's episode,

今天的節目中不會有TNT。

because Orange promised that he didn't have any to explode.

因為橘子君答應過，他沒有任何爆款。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- So you don't have even one stick of TNT anywhere.

- 所以你連一根TNT的棍子都沒有。

- Nope.

- 不對

- Okay, good.

- 好的，很好。

Then we can begin.

那我們就可以開始了。

- [Man] Can you be a TNT?

- 你能成為TNT嗎？

- Hey hey.

- 嘿嘿。

I'm looking really lit (laughing).

我看起來真的很亮（笑）。

- Wait, what?

- 等等，什麼？

- Pear, you said I couldn't have TNT.

- 梨子，你說我不能吃TNT。

You didn't say anything about being TNT (laughs loudly).

你可沒說要做TNT（大笑）。

(screaming)

（尖叫）

(explosion)

(爆炸)

- [Man] Ask Orange!

- 問問橘子君!

- Woo hoo!

- 嗚呼！

Let's get to the questions.

讓我們進入問題。

- [Man] Can you beatbox?

- [男人]你會beatbox？

- Heck yeah.

- 是啊

Take that box.

拿著那個盒子

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Man] Drop $2 million on Pear.

- 砸下200萬買梨子

- Oh wow, okay, $2 million on Pear?

- 哇哦，好吧，200萬買梨子？

All right, I'll take it.

好吧，我要了。

Yeah, give me that money, cash money baby.

是啊，給我錢，現金錢寶貝。

(loud bang)

(巨響)

Oh, not all at once you guys!

哦，不要一下子就把你們給忘了!

- [Man] Hey Orange, what did the judge say to the fish?

- 嘿，橙子，法官對魚說了什麼？

- What?

- 什麼？

- [Man] You're Gill-ty.

- 你是Gill -ty.

(laughing)

（笑）

- That joke is really finny.

- 這個笑話真的很精闢。

In fact, I would say you're joke is so fish-sticated.

其實，我想說，你的玩笑開得太魚死網破了。

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Man] Dump 5,000 toilets on Pear.

- 把5000個馬桶扔到梨樹上.

- No, no, that sounds like it'd hurt (screams).

- 不，不，這聽起來會很痛。

You shoulda flushed first.

你應該先沖水

- [Man] Can you eat a whole firework when it's on?

- 你能吃下一整個煙花嗎？

- Sure.

- 當然可以

(chewing)

（咀嚼）

Delicious.

好吃極了

(explosion)

(爆炸)

Wow, that meal was a blast (laughing).

哇，這頓飯吃得很爽（笑）。

- [Man] Pear will feel Ex-scream

- 梨子會感覺到Ex-scream

if a million Freds dropped.

如果一百萬弗萊德掉了。

- No, please anything but that.

- 不，請不要這樣

No!

不！

The voice, the voice.

那聲音，那聲音。

(screaming)

（尖叫）

Make it stop.

讓它停止。

- [Man] Can you be orange juice?

- 你能成為橙汁嗎？

- Hey hey, looking good.

- 嘿嘿，看起來不錯。

Aren't I juice the cutest?

我的果汁是不是最可愛的？

(laughing)

（笑）

Can I have my body back now?

我現在可以把身體恢復了嗎？

I'm tired of being a little squirt.

我厭倦了做一個小噴子。

Help.

救命啊

- [Man] I challenge you to rain 10 kazoos

- 我向你挑戰，下10個卡索。

on Pear's head.

在梨的頭上。

- What?

- 什麼？

Nobody said anything about dropping anything on me.

沒有人說過要在我身上丟東西。

Oh god (screaming).

哦，上帝（尖叫）。

- [Man] What does the fart say?

- [男人]放屁說什麼？

- What does the fart say?

- 屁說什麼？

(farting)

（放屁）

What does the fart say?

屁說什麼？

- [Man] Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙子。

I dare you to drop 100 million dirty diapers on Pear.

敢不敢給梨子丟一億塊髒尿布。

- What?

- 什麼？

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

No.

不知道

(crying)

（哭）

It got in my mouth.

它進了我的嘴。

- [Man] Hey Orange,

- 嘿，橙子。

What did the clock say when it's mad?

時鐘生氣的時候說了什麼？

- What?

- 什麼？

- [Man] I'm really ticked off.

- 我真的很生氣。

(laughs loudly)

（大笑）

- What happens when a clock is hungry?

- 當一個時鐘餓了，會發生什麼？

It goes back four seconds (laughs).

它回到了四秒鐘（笑）。

- [Man] Drop 999 million molten year on Pear.

- 在梨樹上扔下九億九千九百萬年的熔岩。

- Is that even how you pronounce that?

- 你就是這麼發音的嗎？

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Why, why, why.

為什麼，為什麼，為什麼。

- [Man] You're the basketball.

- 你就是那個籃球。

- [Narrator] Here it comes.

- [旁白]來了

Boom shakalaka.

轟隆隆的響聲。

- [Orange] Hey I really get around (laughing).

- 橘子】嘿，我還真是到處跑啊（笑）。

- [Man] I challenge you to drop 10 million Oreos

- [男人]我挑戰你扔下一千萬個奧利奧

on Pear's head.

在梨的頭上。

- Oh, for crying out loud, not again.

- 哦，為哭出聲，不要再。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- [Man] Baldi has fishception

- [文]巴爾迪有魚的概念

- Ah, I do not have fishception.

- 啊，我沒有魚的概念。

I do not even know what fishception...

我甚至不知道什麼是魚的概念... ...

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- [Man] Five billion frying pays.

- [男人]50億油炸支付。

Pear's plan won't pan out, ha ha ha ha.

梨子的計劃不會成功的，哈哈哈哈。

- Cool, very cool.

- 酷，非常酷。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Why, why, why.

為什麼，為什麼，為什麼。

- [Man] Drop 10 quadrillion coconuts on Lil Apple.

- 把十萬億個椰子扔給李爾-艾普爾.

- What the heck?

- 咋回事兒？

Why you dropping things on me now?

為什麼你現在把東西丟給我？

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

That hurts more than just little.

這傷害不僅僅是小。

- [Man] Drop one million scorpion on Pear.

- 把一百萬只蠍子扔到梨子上

- No, no, no, please.

- 不，不，不，請。

I'm terrified of scorpions.

我很怕蠍子。

Wait, this is a different kinda scorpions.

等等，這是不同種類的蠍子。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

These are just as bad, just as bad.

這些都是一樣的壞，一樣的壞。

- [Man] Why is Pear sitting on a cactus?

- 梨子為什麼坐在仙人掌上？

- What the heck, how the.

- 搞什麼鬼，怎麼。

Ow, oh my butt.

嗷，哦，我的屁股。

(screams) my butt.

（尖叫）我的屁股。

- [Man] Pear sounds like jelly.

- 梨子聽起來像果凍

- I sound like jelly?

- 我的聲音像果凍？

What the heck does that even mean?

這到底是什麼意思？

- What they're saying is that you sound like me.

- 他們說的是，你的聲音像我。

- Oh,

- 哦。

wow.

哇。

I really do sound like jelly.

我的聲音真的很像果凍。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Man] Hey, you wanna tell a foot pun?

- 嘿，你想說個雙關語嗎？

- That would be toe-tally awesome (laughing).

- 這將是趾高氣揚的（笑）。

Speaking of toes.

說到腳趾。

Anytime I see five of them, I know something's up foot.

只要我看到他們五個人，我就知道有事情要發生。

(laughing)

（笑）

Foot puns.

腳上的雙關語。

- [Man] Drop one million air horns on Pear.

- 向梨子扔下一百萬個空氣喇叭.

- I hate you, I hate you so much.

- 我恨你，我恨死你了。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

(air horns honking)

（空氣喇叭按喇叭）

- [Man] Every time someone breathes, a TNT drops down.

- 每當有人呼吸，就會有一顆TNT炸藥落下。

- Hey hey everybody.

- 嘿嘿，大家好。

Whacha doing?

你在幹什麼？

(screaming)

（尖叫）

(explosion)

(爆炸)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)