It's a boy, little apple.

Today me and the whole gang

are doing the roast yourself challenge!

(electric guitar riff)

- Ew!

The what-yourself-who now?

- The roast yourself challenge!

You know what that is, right?

- Um, it doesn't involve

setting your butt on fire, does it?

- Squash!

What are ya talkin about?

We're just gonna make fun of ourselves!

- Ew!

Make fun of ourselves?

- It's super easy!

You just put on a beat

and you do a dis track about yourself!

- Oo!

I'll go first!

- Sure!

- I promise.

I'll keep it short.

For your sake, little apple!

(creepy laughter)

- No!

It's the roast yourself challenge, dude!

- All right, all right, all right, all right!

♪ I'm orange, ♪

♪ People sometimes say I'm annoying ♪

♪ My own best friends they rarely enjoy me ♪

♪ My teeth I don't brush ♪

♪ Don't speak to my crush ♪

♪ And jokes are my defensive mechanism boyee! ♪

(creepy laughter)

- Yeah!

That was perfect orange!

- Squash?

You understand now?

- Um, I guess,

but why would you make fun of yourself?

- Dude, it's fun!

Here, watch this!

♪ Uh, uh, I'm pear ♪

♪ I'm oblong, I'm green ♪

♪ And I'm boring, ♪

♪ Unlike orange my fans aren't exactly adoring ♪

♪ I love to read books ♪

♪ And cast judgey looks ♪

♪ And when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring ♪

What'd ya guys think?

(group snoring)

- Really you guys?

- Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Nah, we're awake!

- We were just joking!

(loud snoring)

- Well, grampa lemon wasn't!

(creepy laughter)

- Argh!

- So squash, you ready to roast yourself?

- Um, I don't know if you guys would like it.

- Aw, come on squash,

we're gonna love it!

- Yeah dude.

Give it a spin!

- Okay, here it goes!

♪ Name is squash, eww ♪

♪ Another thing, eww ♪

♪ I only do one thing ♪

♪ And that thing is to eww ♪

♪ Morning it's eww ♪

♪ Evening it's eww ♪

♪ But I'm no one-trick pony ♪

♪ Cause I also can eww ♪

How was that?

- Um.

- Ahh!

- Sorry about all the murder and destruction.

I tried to warn you.

- Okay.

Maybe someone else should go!

- I'll go, yay!

♪ I'm marshmallow yay ♪

♪ I love everything ♪

♪ But I have a secret that ♪

♪ I have never told ♪

♪ You all want to know ♪

♪ So I'll finally tell ♪

♪ My deepest darkest secret ♪

♪ Is I often can't rhyme. ♪

♪ Yay! ♪

- Hold on.

That was your deep, dark secret?

That you have difficulty rhyming?

- Of course it was!

What did you think it was gonna be?

Hee hee hee hee hee!

- Time to bring it home!

♪ Little A I'm puny ♪

♪ I'm tiny I'm weak ♪

♪ I compensate with monster trucks ♪

♪ And likely can't read ♪

♪ I'll keep this brief ♪

♪ I shake like a leaf ♪

♪ When jump-scares make me accidentally... ♪

(all scream loudly)

- Hee hee hee hee hee!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Not cool you guys!

(electronic music)