Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

Okay, try to repeat after me.

[clarinet playing]

Brass section, go.

[brass instruments playing]

Good. Now the wind.

[brass instruments playing]

And the drums.

[blowing]

Too bad that didn't kill me.

Okay, that's perfect, everybody.

Bubble Bowl, here we come.

Flag twirlers, really spin those things.

Okay, turn.

Flag twirlers, let's go.

I want to see some spinning.

Flag twirlers, let's move!

Come on! Move!

[exploding]

[trumpet playing]

Well, this is our last night together before the show.

And I know that you haven't improved since we began.

But I have a theory.

People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

Correct!

So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

Everybody ready?

And a-one and a-two

and a-one, two, three, four!

[loud blast of music]

Don't bother showing up tomorrow.

I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident.

So thanks, thanks for nothing.

You're welcome.

What kind of monsters are we?

That poor creature came to us in his hour of need.

A one, a two, a skiddly-diddly do!

I knew this was going to happen.

They're just going to have to find another band to play.

I just wanted to watch you blow it.

So, where's your band?

Uh, they couldn't come, they... died.

Then who's that?

Ah! That would be my band!

We're ready to perform, Squidward.

OK, football fans,

put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!

[cheering]

OK, everybody.

Let's get this over with.

One, two, three, four...

[music playing]

♪ The winner takes all ♪

♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪

♪ The last one to fall ♪

♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪

♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪

♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪

♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪