Is mayonnaise an instrument?

蛋黃醬是一種工具嗎？

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

不 帕特里克 蛋黃醬不是工具

Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

辣根也不是工具。

Okay, try to repeat after me.

好吧，試著跟著我說一遍。

[clarinet playing]

[單簧管演奏]

Brass section, go.

黃銅部，走。

[brass instruments playing]

[銅管樂器演奏]

Good. Now the wind.

很好，現在有風了現在的風。

[brass instruments playing]

[銅管樂器演奏]

And the drums.

還有鼓聲。

[blowing]

[吹]

Too bad that didn't kill me.

可惜沒能殺死我。

Okay, that's perfect, everybody.

好吧，這是完美的，大家。

Bubble Bowl, here we come.

泡泡杯，我們來了。

Flag twirlers, really spin those things.

轉旗的人，真的會轉那些東西。

Okay, turn.

好吧，轉。

Flag twirlers, let's go.

轉旗手，我們走吧。

I want to see some spinning.

我想看一些旋轉。

Flag twirlers, let's move!

轉旗手們，我們走吧!

Come on! Move!

來吧！快走！

[exploding]

[爆炸]

[trumpet playing]

[小號演奏]

Well, this is our last night together before the show.

好吧，這是我們在演出前的最後一晚。

And I know that you haven't improved since we began.

我知道自從我們開始後，你沒有進步。

But I have a theory.

但我有一個理論。

People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

人們想裝聰明的時候就會大聲說話，對吧？

Correct!

正確！

So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

所以，如果我們玩得很大聲，人們可能會認為我們很好。

Everybody ready?

大家都準備好了嗎？

And a-one and a-two

還有一、二

and a-one, two, three, four!

一、二、三、四!

[loud blast of music]

[巨大的音樂爆炸]

Don't bother showing up tomorrow.

明天就別來了

I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident.

我就告訴他們，你們都死於一次行軍事故。

So thanks, thanks for nothing.

所以，謝謝，謝謝什麼都沒有。

You're welcome.

不客氣

What kind of monsters are we?

我們是什麼怪物？

That poor creature came to us in his hour of need.

那可憐的人在他需要的時候來找我們。

A one, a two, a skiddly-diddly do!

一個一，一個二，一個溜溜達達的做!

I knew this was going to happen.

我就知道會發生這種事。

They're just going to have to find another band to play.

他們只是要找另一個樂隊來演奏。

I just wanted to watch you blow it.

我只是想看你吹簫

So, where's your band?

那麼，你的樂隊在哪裡？

Uh, they couldn't come, they... died.

呃，他們不能來，他們... 死了。

Then who's that?

那是誰？

Ah! That would be my band!

啊，那是我的樂隊！

We're ready to perform, Squidward.

我們準備好表演了，章魚哥。

OK, football fans,

好了，足球迷們。

put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!

攜手為比基尼底褲超級帶!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

OK, everybody.

好了，各位。

Let's get this over with.

讓我們把這一切都解決了吧。

One, two, three, four...

一，二，三，四... ...

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

♪ The winner takes all ♪

贏家通吃

♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪

? 這是一個更多的殺戮的快感?

♪ The last one to fall ♪

最後一個倒下

♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪

永遠不會犧牲自己的意志

♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪

永遠不要回頭看世界在接近的時候

♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪

*迎風而上，展翅高飛* *Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind*

♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪

哦，遊戲將開始

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

這是甜蜜的，甜蜜的 甜蜜的勝利，是的

♪ And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight ♪

它是我們的，是我們的，是我們的鬥爭

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

這是甜蜜的，甜蜜的 甜蜜的勝利，是的

♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪

*最後倒下的那個人* *And the one who's last to fall*

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪

# 甜蜜，甜蜜，甜蜜的勝利 #