because I've got boobs in this picture.

For real.

(upbeat music)

Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow

and today we are gonna go down memory lane

and check out some of my old Bazaar covers.

This one, gosh, I was only about,

maybe 24, or five.

Brad Pitt and I had just broken up

and I had breakup,

could not eat,

I was really skinny, it was sort of upsetting.

But it's a nice picture.

This was Kate's first cover, right?

Kate Betts was the editor in chief of Bazaar

and she put me on her first cover,

which was very nice.

I had brown hair as you can see.

I was doing a movie where I had brown hair.

The movie was called,

oh my gosh, Bounce!

It was called Bounce.

Oh my!

This must have been post baby

because I've got breastfeeding lips.

What year is this?

I can't see, I'm blind.

2001, oh no this is before that.

Maybe I just had big lips.

I'm going down memory lane here.

Oh, this definitely has to be post baby

because I've got boobs in this picture.

For real.

September '06, I must just have had my son.

Or was I pregnant?

I can't do math guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember this.

This was, yeah, I was in England.

I don't know why I was doing it, but I had two ...

I was still, definitely still nursing my son.

Nice, nice pictures.

Long hair.

This one, July 2008,

so I was also in London.

I have no memory of this.

No.

Why was I doing this?

I don't know.

Glenda just couldn't help herself.

This one is terrible.

I hate this picture.

I look really cheesy in this one.

This was 2010.

Oh I remember this one.

This was also in England

and

with Alexi I think we did this one.

Very English.

Oh I remember this one.

This was a good one.

This is my iconic Bazaar cover, guys.

I love how you can't see my face, it's very cool.

This was a fun one.

I like this shoot a lot.

This is one of my favorite shoots of all time.

I love this one, this is great.

Oh this was a nice one too.

I really love this picture.

It was very unexpected.

The styling.

May 2013.

This is a nice photo.

These are really pretty photos, I think.

You guys do a nice job at Harper's Bazaar.

And then this.

Oh, I don't like this one either.

I don't think it's a good photo.

I think my eyes look really, I don't know what it is.

But I think this is the one where

the inside pictures are really cool.

You have to stop putting me on the cover of this thing.

(swoosh sound)