We got a great episode for you today.

We got it all. We got pear!

- Hello

- We got grapefruit!

- Good morrow.

- We got me. And we got this box of 100 t-shirts!

Why, you may ask, cause today we're doing

the 100 t-shirt challenge!

- Basically, the title says it all.

We're gonna put 100 t-shirts on a lucky someone.

And that lucky someone is grapefruit!

- Luck has nothin' to do with it fellas.

It's courage, it's bravery, in a few short minutes

I will be wearing 100 t-shirts, not because

I'm lucky, but because I'm capable of doing things

that other people can barely bring themselves to speak of.

- Chill out dude, it's just an internet challenge.

- Correction, it's an internet challenge I can win!

It's been quite some time since I won a challenge,

and today I turn things around!

- Well of course you're not gonna lose this challenge,

you're not competing against anyone.

- So we agree!

- I pay you!

- Hey! I got an idea.

Let's start putting shirts on Grapefruit.

- Love it.

- Great! Here we go.

- Without me it's just 'aweso.' Hehehe, I like it.

Mainly cause it's so true.

- Well, if you like that one,

you're gonna love what's in store.

We raided a novelty t-shirt place.

- Wait, you're telling me that all 100 of the shirts

I'm about to put on are novelty t-shirts?

- Relax, Grapefruit. Frankie says so.

(Apple and Pear laugh)

- Ugh. Well, it is quite slimming. Ain't so bad.

- Glad to hear it. I knew we'd make a Beleiber out of you.

(Apple laughs)

- I'm not guys! I'm not! Not a Belieber!

- Uh, protesting pretty hard there, dude.

- I can't have people see me in a shirt like this!

I got an image to maintain!

- Dude, who cares? No one's gonna see it.

We're about to put 96 shirts over the top of it.

- I suppose you're right. Really, the only shirt

that matters is the final shirt.

- Exactly. That's the one you'll be wearing

when I take the photo for the newspaper.

- Oh, nice! I've always wanted to be in the newspaper.

_ Well then we gotta keep going!

We have to get the photo turned in

before they run the presses.

- In that case, proceed. Bring on the next novelty t-shirt!

- (laughs) I also like this cause it's true.

(laughs) Even better! I gotta say,

you guys really outdid yourselves.

These shirts are really funny and--hey!

What the heck is this?

- They were on clearance! They had a bunch of 'em.

- Well I don't like it!

- Why not? You liked 'em when they pointed at us.

- Well yeah, because they were true

when they pointed at you guys.

Don't you guys see how wrong it is

to have a shirt pointing at me,

calling me stupid like this?

Doesn't it gnaw at you? Aren't you overcome with an

overpowering sense of dread,

that a grave injustice has been committed?

- No.

- Not really.

- Just me, huh? Well then, I suppose this just goes to show

what an empath I am.

You got any shirts like that in there, little Apple?

Shirts that say 'I'm with empath?'

Or, 'I'm with a good person?'

- No, but I got a shirt that says this!

- (laughs) Now this is what I'm talkin' about.

Back on track, fellas. Back on track.

- Glad we avoided that clothes call! (laughs) Here we go!

(playful music)

- Whew! Okay, we've come to the final shirt.

- How ya feelin, Grapefruit?

- Very squeezed, very immobilized.

- You wanna pick out the final shirt yourself?

- While I'd love to, I literally cannot move

in any way, shape, or form.

- Well that's fine, we'll just hold up some options

and you tell us what you want. Okay?

- Can't wait.

- Okay, option one.

- Pretty good. While it is a nice day,

I'm not sure yellow is my color.

This is a big decision you know.

The final shirt is what I'll be wearing

in the newspaper, remember.

- All right, option two, then.

Yes, that's the one! (laughs)

This one is so me! I'm a classy guy,

and this T shirt reflects that.

I've made my decision. I want to be immortalized

in the newspaper wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

(laughs) So witty. (drumroll)

- Okay then, here we go. T-shirt number 100, coming up.

Uh oh.

- What? What's that uh oh mean?

- It's too small.

- I'm not fat, you're fat!

- No one's calling you fat, dude! You're wearing 99 shirts!

- Oh, right. Sorry, had a flashback to fat camp.

Err- I mean nature camp.

- So what do we do? We gotta get Grapefruit into

a hundredth shirt, and quick!

The newspaper goes to print any moment now.

- I'll go back to the store.

- Okay, hurry! Get the biggest shirt they-

Wow, you're back. Okay, I'm ready with the camera!

- Here it goes! Say 'cheese!'

- Chee--what the heck is this?

- I'm sorry, it was the only one they had in stock.

- But-- - No time! I gotta take this

to the newspaper, STAT!

- Hey! Hey, don't publish that!

Printing a lie and slander! Or liable.

I forget which one, but it's illegal.

Ugh, can't move! Ugh. Could this day get any worse?

- Hey, what's with the shirt?

You callin' me stupid?

- No, sir. The arrow isn't pointing at--

- Don't you tell me where the arrow's pointin',

I can see where the arrow's pointin'.

Cause I ain't stupid, now you gonna

point that arrow somewhere else,

or do we got a problem?

- Sir, I regret to inform you that I cannot point this arrow

anywhere else.

- Then we got a problem. And me, I deal with problems.

- You're just eatin' birdseed, how's that dealin' with me?

- Oh, you'll see in about 20 minutes.

- Couldn't even win this one, could ya Grapefruit?

(guitar music)