[Weird thoughts you have while falling asleep.]

I wonder what I'll dream about tonight.

Oh God, I hope I don't dream about the EVIL ME that kills me.

Fuck! I forgot to send that email.

Do animals know that they're gonna die?

Money's just paper.

I wonder when I'll stop being conscious.

God, it's so weird that I eventually just stopping being conscious and don't even know about it.

Did I lock the door?

Did I lock the door?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

Did I set my alarm?

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to bed earlier.

Don't think about ghosts.

Don't think about ghosts.

Goddamnit, I'm thinking about ghost.

I'm thinking about ghosts.

Should I go pee now or when I wake up?

If I died, how long would it take for someone to find my body?

Shit, I gotta call Mom.

Reese Witherspoon has been acting in lead roles for, like 20 years.

Am I sure I locked the door?

I should check.

Ah, but I'm comfortable.

How exactly does the Internet work?

Oh my God, a great invention would be a toaster that you could set to toast bread at a certain time.

That probably already exists.

What am I gonna wear tomorrow?

Ugh, I can't remember any of the clothes I own.

How many hours do I have to be awake tomorrow before I can nap?

Pete Holmes! That's what that comedian's name is.

Why couldn't I think of it earlier?

Ugh, I'm gonna go check if It's locked.

Oh my God, a clown's chasing me off a cliff.

Just a dream.

Yep.

I locked it.

I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is also having trouble sleeping right now.

I bet she doesn't have trouble doing anything.

Am I in love with Reese Witherspoon?