Lately we've been traveling all over Japan to try to find some of the best places you can add to your food bucket list.

最近，我們一直在日本各地旅行，試圖尋找一些最好的地方，你可以添加到你的食物桶列表。

So today we took a quick bullet train over to beautiful Shizuoka,

所以，今天我們乘著快速的子彈列車來到了美麗的靜岡。

where we're gonna eat an absurd amount of tuna.

在那裡，我們要去吃 一個荒謬的金槍魚量。

And you might be asking why don't we just go to Tsukiji fish market,

你可能會問，為什麼我們不直接去築地魚市呢？

except Shizuoka is the tuna capital of Japan.

除了靜岡是日本的金槍魚之都。

They are the number one exporter of tuna all around the country.

他們是全國第一大金槍魚出口國。

So we decided to go to Kashino-Ichi fish market so that we can take on the infamous Maguro Mountain.

於是，我們決定去鹿野一魚市，這樣就可以對付臭名昭著的馬室山了。

Sashimi for days. We're gonna die. I'll out eat you? You're gonna out eat me? Who's gonna eat.. I don't know.

生魚片的日子。我們會死的。我會吃了你？你要比我吃得多？誰會吃... 我不知道。

We already know the answer to this. - You think you're gonna win?

我們已經知道答案了- 你覺得你會贏嗎？

We already know the answer. - I mean I don't know, you never know. - We already know.

我們已經知道答案了- 我的意思是我不知道，你永遠不知道。- 我們已經知道了。

Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2018

哦，女士們，先生們，歡迎來到2018年

UFC maguro mountain showdown live from beautiful Shizuoka.

UFC磁室山對決在美麗的靜岡直播。

We have the crowd favorite of the night Simon. Dothraki man warrior who is currently the heavyweight mandu champion.

我們有請今晚最受觀眾喜愛的西蒙。多斯拉克人戰士 目前是重量級的曼都冠軍

Of course, we can't forget the underdog Martina bunnies are puffy Ella.

當然，我們不能忘了弱肉強食的瑪蒂娜兔子是蓬蓬的艾拉。

She has been known to surprise at times when she out eats Dothraki man warrior and such instances is Coco curry and who

她有時會出其不意地吃掉多斯拉克人戰士，這樣的例子是可可咖喱和誰。

can forget the spicy ribs of death. We'll see if this match goes down in flames or goes up in smoke.

可以忘記死亡的辣排骨。這場比賽是火中取栗還是煙消雲散，我們拭目以待。

So when we spoke to Shizuoka prefecture about this shoot,

所以當我們和靜岡縣談起這次拍攝時。

We asked them if they had any kind of cute hats or Shizuoka shirts that we could wear to show our excitement.

我們問他們是否有可愛的帽子或靜岡衫，可以穿上以示興奮。

And we're a little bit surprised with the results.

而我們對這個結果有點驚訝。

Ducky this is

鴨子這是

Amazing -Amazing

驚豔 驚豔

I'm the pirate of Shizuoka -yarr

我是靜岡的海賊--------------------唉

Category is: Shizuoka realness.

類是。靜岡現實性。

Oh wow, oh my god. Yes reel them in. Oh look at that. Yep

哦，哇，哦，我的上帝。是的，把他們捲進來。哦，看那個。是的

She's cutting the fish and she is serving it and eating it.

她在切魚，她在盛魚，吃魚。

Hmm true. I really love the way Mt. Fuji brings out her eyes

嗯真。我真的很喜歡富士山把她的眼睛凸顯出來的樣子。

It's just a really unique piece.

這只是一個非常獨特的作品。

Look at that. That is definitely one of the fishiest Queens. Keeping it real while reeling it in.

你看那。這絕對是最魚腥的皇后之一。保持真實，而繅絲它。

Oh yeah, I'd love to smack that hali-butt. Serving up raw fish and raw looks mm hm

哦，是的，我很想打那個哈里屁股。生魚片和生魚片都是生魚片

Simon and martina, your look was supposed to be under the sea, but it sunk like the Titanic

西蒙和瑪蒂娜，你們的造型本該在海底，但卻像泰坦尼克號一樣沉沒了。

I'm sorry my dears, but you're up for elimination

對不起，親愛的，你要被淘汰了。

Hey guys, for real though, um

嘿，夥計們，對於真正的雖然，嗯

we did not plan this and I am really surprised that they're actually okay with this

我們並沒有計劃這樣做，我真的很驚訝，他們居然會同意這樣做

because we are gonna prance around wearing this for the rest of the video

因為我們要穿著這個在視頻的餘下時間裡跳來跳去。

So I know it's really difficult to take us seriously with these hats on

所以我知道戴著這些帽子真的很難讓我們認真對待

but this place is a seafood lovers paradise.

但這個地方是海鮮愛好者的天堂。

This is legit because they're so close to actually getting the fish from the market.

這是合法的，因為他們離真正從市場上買到魚已經很近了。

This place is like, it was just bustling for lunch, but not like crazy bustling,

這個地方就像，它只是熱鬧的午餐，但不像瘋狂的熱鬧。

where you have to like get up at 5:00 a.m and like elbow people out of the way.

在那裡，你必須像早上5: 00起床 並像肘部的人的方式。

If we lived in Shizuoka we would be eating here every day.

如果我們住在靜岡，每天都會在這裡吃飯。

This is... this is my dream place. I love sea food.

這是... 這是我夢寐以求的地方。我喜歡吃海鮮

They have tuna everything here. Tuna bowls.

他們有金槍魚的一切在這裡。金槍魚碗。

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

金槍魚金槍魚金槍魚。

Tuna games

金槍魚遊戲

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna

金槍魚金槍魚金槍魚

And even ... tuna ice cream.

甚至是......金槍魚冰激凌。

Hmm. -Yeah -What? -it's made from tuna, -but... -sucker, it's vanilla.

嗯 -是啊 -什麼？-這是用金槍魚做的，但是... 笨蛋，這是香草味的。

They have all these amazing challenge bowls.

他們有所有這些驚人的挑戰碗。

Like Dan had a gigantic tuna nigiri for lunch. -Like this big!

就像Dan午餐吃了一個巨大的金槍魚切面。-這麼大！

We only watched because we're saving our room. We're about to like start eating soon

我們只看了，因為我們正在保存我們的房間。我們馬上就要開始吃飯了

*grunting*

*哼哼

You going down! (inaudible gibberish)

你要完蛋了！(聽不清的胡言亂語)

And now what -and now what We're gonna be getting a mountain of tuna

現在是什麼，現在是什麼，我們將得到一座金槍魚山。

How much tuna are we actually getting? -400 grams -400 grams of Tuna -Each.

我們到底能得到多少金槍魚？ -400克-400克金槍魚-每條。

This is gonna be my protein intake for the day

這將是我今天的蛋白質攝入量。

We're gonna have to go on one of those dance adventures again like Italy in order to not be super fat.

我們得再去一次意大利那樣的舞蹈冒險，才不至於超胖。

We're gonna have the fishiest farts

我們會有最新鮮的屁屁的

Oh boy...

哦，孩子...

I didn't even know that was a thing. -oh my god -our cats gonna love us -he's gonna totally love us

我甚至都不知道有這一說-哦，我的上帝 - 我們的貓會愛我們 - 他會完全愛我們的

♪ suspenseful music ♪

懸念音樂

Okay, okay, okay we have to stop at the same time, okay ready, huh?

好了，好了，好了，我們要同時停下來，好了，準備好了，嗯？

That's crazy, that's crazy!

太瘋狂了，太瘋狂了!

Whoohoo and match has begun. If you see here in the instant replay

嗚呼，比賽開始了。如果你看到這裡的即時重播

Simon's eyes clearly indicate that he believes Martina will not be able to finish this amount.

西蒙的眼神清楚地表明，他相信瑪蒂娜將無法完成這個數額。

Oh my god. Are you still going?

哦，我的上帝。你還會去嗎？

When are you gonna stop? This is madness. -Okay. Stop. This is gonna be my bowl here.

你什麼時候才能停下來？這太瘋狂了 -好吧，停下來這將是我的碗在這裡。

Oh my this is not happening. -this feels like something I should be curling outside.

哦，我的這是不可能的。-這感覺就像我應該在外面蜷縮的東西。

Oh my god, Simon. -Okay. I think I made a terrible decision.

哦，我的上帝，西蒙 -好吧，我想我做了一個可怕的決定。

I think you made a terrible decision. I'm only gonna do half of that.

我認為你做了一個可怕的決定。我只做了一半的工作。

- girl no we're here for a challenge

- 女孩不，我們是來挑戰的

We don't come here for diet food. We didn't come here for snickety snacks.

我們不是來這裡吃減肥食品的。我們不是來吃零食的。

We came here to eat tuna until we die.

我們來這裡是為了吃金槍魚，直到我們死去。

This is how we're going out. Mom and dad, thank you for all that you've done. it's time for me to go.

我們就是這樣出去的。爸爸媽媽，謝謝你們的付出，我該走了。

alright - more more more more more more more MORE

好吧 - 更多更多更多更多更多更多更多的

They're the same? -Nonono more more MORE higher higher higher more more MORE

它們是一樣的？-ㄋ模┌，更多更多更多更高更高更多更多更多

Okay yes stop, stop

好吧，是的，停，停

Oh my god, this smells amazing

哦，我的上帝，這聞起來很神奇

The miso soup and the croquette.

味噌湯和丸子。

The fish doesn't smell like anything, which is great because you don't want your fish to smell.

魚沒有任何味道，這很好，因為你不希望你的魚有味道。

You're don't want you fish smelling fishy. -But the miso soup

你不希望你的魚聞起來有腥味-但是味噌湯

We're gonna need these kind of flavors I think to break up as we keep eating

我們需要這些口味的東西，我想，當我們繼續吃的時候，我們需要這些口味的東西來打破。

-The monotony -Cause we'll be like, there's too much tuna.

-因為我們會說，金槍魚太多了。

I gotta say I'm a little concerned right now because this all just looks like raw chicken

我得說我現在有點擔心 因為這一切看起來就像生雞肉一樣

-It really just looks like raw chicken. -Well, it's not its been sauced. -It's not, it's tuna

-它看起來真的就像生雞肉.-好吧，這不是它的醬料.-不是的，這是金槍魚

いただきます (itadakimasu: thanks or the food/let's eat)

いただきます（いただきます：感謝或食物/我們吃吧）。

I'm a little bit worried about what we just done -you should be, but this is gonna be...

我有點擔心我們剛剛做的事 你應該擔心，但這將是... ...

really... -Do you think you're gonna like, dip yours with wasabi or pour it on top? -I'm gonna try it pure first

你覺得你是要用芥末蘸著吃還是澆在上面？-我想先試試純的

Okay, I'm gonna see how this goes. -me too. Ready? - Go for first place -Let's go for it.

好吧，我要去看看如何去。-我也是我也是 準備好了嗎？- 爭奪第一名 我們去吧

Oh yeah. -That's great -it's like nicely tangy.

哦，是的-這很好，就像很香的味道。

super soft. -Yep, there's no like, chunky tendons. -Yeah -This is great

超級柔軟。 - 是的，沒有像，粗壯的筋。-是的，沒有像，粗壯的腱子。-是的 這真是太好了

-Wow. -Oh my god. We might actually able to finish this

-哇哦-哦，我的上帝。我們可能真的可以完成這個

-What do you mean 'actually', of course we're gonna finish -I don't know ducky

-你說 "實際上 "是什麼意思，我們當然要完成 我不知道，小鴨子。

Lord. All right see with this hat on than I expected

主。好吧，看看這頂帽子比我想象的要好。

-My eyebrows keep moving around. -I think I should just go like the full speed ahead

-我的眉毛一直在動.-我想我應該像全速前進一樣前進

Hmm I'm not sure what the best strategies for something this you just eat quickly or chew slowly

嗯，我不知道什麼是最好的策略，這個東西你就快吃或慢慢咀嚼吧

because I may have more room in your stomach

因為我在你肚子裡的空間可能更大

All I know is, Simon's falling behind.

我所知道的是，西蒙的落後。

-Oh girl you shovelling -I'm eating like a businessman on my lunch break.

-哦，姑娘，你在鏟地 我在午休時吃得像個商人一樣

I'm eating so fast, that I can't even talk.

我吃得太快了，連話都說不出來了。

-Mmm -Okay

-好的

-I mean -Shovelling time -Simon is really falling behind me here

-我是說 鏟屎時間到了 西蒙真的落後於我了

Look at this I got this whole hole here

你看，我這裡有整個洞

Do you know what kind of fish we're eating today?

你知道我們今天吃的是什麼魚嗎？

...Yeah

...是的

So the fish we're eating today; this is kihada

所以，我們今天吃的魚，這是kihada。

tuna, which is a three kilogram tuna, and it's a lot leaner a lot less fat than other tuna

金槍魚，這是一個三公斤的金槍魚，它比其他金槍魚瘦了很多，少了很多脂肪。

woah and let's see that again

哇，讓我們再次看到這一點

You can see martina going in for the 'dumps everything unceremoniously on top of her food' to moisten

你可以看到MARTINA在 "把所有的東西都毫不客氣地倒在她的食物上 "來滋潤。

it, helps it go down faster. -It's a lot easier to eat -definitely, because this is like a poke bowl,

它，幫助它更快下降。-吃起來容易多了 當然，因為這就像個碗一樣

and people love poke bowls. -Yes. -I feel like if we were eating a different kind of tuna

人們都喜歡吃炸醬麵-是的 我覺得如果我們吃的是不同種類的金槍魚的話

that was like really really fatty. There'd be like a maximum capacity of how much you can eat. -Mmm

這就像真的真的脂肪。會有像一個最大的容量 你可以吃多少。-嗯

Kind of like when you're eating a really buttery beef.

就像你在吃真正的奶油牛肉一樣。

*static* -Hey

*嘿

Do you like soda?

你喜歡蘇打水嗎？

Do you like curry?

你喜歡咖喱嗎？

Do you like shrimp? Well come on down to S-Pulse Dream Plaza in Shizuoka

你喜歡吃蝦嗎？那就來靜岡的S-Pulse夢幻廣場吧。

and try out our shrimp flavored soda

並嘗試我們的蝦味蘇打水。

Yeah, there's the ebi at the end. Ooooh

是啊，最後還有EBI。Ooooh

Whoa

哇哦

That's special, that's uh, that's not my style. I'm gonna

這是特別的，這是呃，這不是我的風格。我要去

move on to a different beverage if I could, if you don't mind right now

如果可以的話，我可以換一種飲料，如果你不介意的話。

S-Pulse Dream Plaza, where you can torture your friends by making them drink soda flavors that shouldn't exist

S-Pulse夢幻廣場，在這裡你可以折磨你的朋友，讓他們喝下不應該存在的蘇打水口味的飲料

We've gotta see who's gonna finish first. A race to see who's gonna get sick first.

我們得看看誰會先完成。比賽看誰會先生病。

My hands are starting to cramp

我的手都開始抽筋了

How's your hand doin' girl? -Oh it's cramped -Your hands cramped? -Right now, i'm stuck

你的手怎麼樣了，女孩？-哦，它抽筋了 你的手抽筋了？-現在，我被卡住了

in this position

在此

I was holding the bowl

我拿著碗

so intently to try to finish this. Back to the eating position. -Back to eating.

如此專心致志地想完成這個。回到吃飯的位置。-回到吃飯的位置。

What happens if I warm up some of my tuna?

如果我把金槍魚加熱一些會怎麼樣？

-Well, that might be gross Simon. -It's a terrible idea. Don't ever do that again. Whoa -Whoah

-好吧，那可能會很噁心，西蒙-這是一個可怕的想法。別再這麼做了哇哦 哇哦

-Calm down girl -I think I'm winning. -I think you are too. -I'm definitely winning this -Cos you had less than me,

-冷靜點，女孩 我想我贏了.-我想你也是 -我肯定會贏的 因為你比我少。

that's why. -No I did not -You definitely did. -Simon is like, 'Oh I shouldn't eat anything all day', and I said

這就是為什麼-不，我沒有 你肯定是有的 -西蒙說："哦，我不應該整天吃東西"，我說：

you want to win an eating competition,

你想贏得吃的比賽。

you need to make sure that your stomach is big enough to eat that food

你需要確保你的胃是足夠大的吃的食物。

And Simon was like, 'Ooo, breakfast!'

西蒙很喜歡，"哦，早餐！

How is he gonna possibly catch up to me at this point -Ah, I'm gonna catch up that's

他怎麼可能在這個時候追上我呢？

-I'm even gonna go in for my croquette

-我甚至要去吃我的煎餅了

-That's a great croquette, isn't it? -this tastes like childhood hamburgers -Yes -Right? -Yes -Did it just hit you?

-這是個很棒的炸肉餅，不是嗎？-味道就像兒時的漢堡包 是的 對嗎？-是的 -它剛剛擊中你了嗎？

-Yes, it definitely tastes like my parents kind of hamburger

-是的，它的味道絕對像我父母的那種漢堡包。

-Yes -they used to make -because they take mince meat and they mix it with like a panko or like a bread

-是的，他們過去經常做，因為他們把肉糜和他們混合在一起，就像一個panko或像一個麵包

so it's not like an, actual like, '100% American beef burger'

所以它不喜歡，實際喜歡，"100％的美國牛肉漢堡"。

My parents would call this 'cutlet cheeky' -really? -and I just realized cutlet is a cutlet -and cheeky means chicken?

我的父母會把這叫做 "厚臉皮肉排"--真的嗎？-我才意識到Cutlet就是Cutlet，cheeky就是雞肉？

-No cheeky cuz it's cute

-沒有厚臉皮，因為它是可愛的

Cutlet cheeky~! =oh god what is this=

Cutlet cheeky~! =天啊，這是什麼？

Here's an interesting fact about tuna:

這裡有一個關於金槍魚的有趣事實。

maguro in Japanese is slang for

馬室在日語中是指

starfish in English, if you know what I mean -and if you don't you don't, don't look it up. -Holy *bleet* girl

海星的英文，如果你知道我的意思--如果你不知道，你就別查了。-我的天哪！

Holy shit, I'm being put to shame, gir!

我的天啊，我被羞辱了，女孩！

How are you doing this? -it's the hat and the Shizuoka spirit,

你是怎麼做到的？ - 是帽子和靜岡精神-是帽子和靜岡精神的緣故。

its come to me -this is a side of you that I've never seen

這是我從來沒有見過的你的一面。

-Grrr super saiyan Martina, hrrrghhh

-超級賽亞人瑪蒂娜，哼哼哼哼

Pro tip: you could just lift up the rice and hide some tuna underneath it. Nobody will know.

小貼士：你可以直接把米飯掀開，然後在米飯下面藏一些金槍魚。沒人會知道的。

Oh my god you have so much more tuna. -I know I know girl -you are literally so far behind

哦，我的上帝，你有這麼多的金槍魚。-我知道，我知道，女孩，你是字面上這麼遠的後面。

-I really want to know how, are you are you doing the Korean thing, which is just like throwing shots behind.

-我真的很想知道，你是怎麼做的，你是在做韓國的事情，這就像背後投籃。

Is there like, tuna all over the ground here that you've been dumping. -No, there's a kitty inside my kimono

你是不是把金槍魚扔在地上了？-不，我的和服裡有隻小貓咪。

-How have you been cheating -and i'm just going *cat meowing* -Oh gosh, I feel really

-你是如何一直在欺騙 我只是去 貓喵喵* 哦，天哪，我覺得真的

In fact if you pat my back, I have a tiny little burp

其實如果你拍拍我的背，我就會打一個小小的拍子

BOUUWGHHHH

BOUUWGHHH

Now its gone. -Oh yes, a burp, I got room, second wind

現在它走了-哦，是的，打嗝，我有空間，第二次風。

Sad, Simon, sad

傷心，西蒙，傷心

I don't think you're gonna catch up son. -I'm amazed. -What can I say,

我不認為你會趕上兒子。-我很驚訝-我能說什麼呢？

flick my Mt. Fuji hair. -Oh did you forget the rule?

拂動我的富士山頭髮-哦，你忘了規矩嗎？

There's a special rule that you can do 1 2 3 switch bowl. You remember that? Yeah that's, Maguro fact:

有一個特殊的規則，你可以做1 2 3換碗。你還記得嗎？是的，那是，馬室的事實。

You can do 1 2 3 switch Bowl. I mean you can switch bowls. You can only do it once per challenge.

你可以做1 2 3切換碗。我的意思是你可以切換碗。每次挑戰只能做一次。

Okay, so you do it once -Only once per challenge entirely -and then I go 1 2 3 switch bowls and then that's it

好吧，所以你做了一次，每次挑戰只有一次完全，然後我去1，2，3換碗，然後就這樣了。

we both got our once per challenge -Dan is living for this

我們都得到了我們的每一次挑戰 -丹是活在這個

Dan. is. living for this.

丹，就是為這個而活。

Living for this look. -Gosh, I do feel full but I want more of that croquet

為這個造型而活。 -天哪，我確實覺得飽了，但我想多吃點那個槌球。

I'm gonna beat you girl, you giving up

我要打你的女孩，你放棄吧

Taking my croquet?

拿我的槌球？

This is gonna be -Don't you throw-up Ricky Bobby -the biggest

這將是最大的瑞奇鮑比

-fish cake *bleet* of my life

-魚餅是我一生中最幸福的事

Just a huge oden right out of the butthole, you know what that's gonna be...

只是一個巨大的奧登右出屁眼， 你知道那會是什麼... ...

Alright here I go. -No, you're not going anywhere

好吧，在這裡，我去。-不，你哪兒也別想去

Okay

好吧，我知道了

Wait

等一下

Ducky you can't do this to me, my reputation. I need to prove to everyone

Ducky 你不能這樣對我 我的名譽。我需要向所有人證明

Well, I'm trying my hardest to slow down, but I literally have one piece left here

我已經很努力地想慢下來了 但我這裡只剩下一塊了。

it goes Simon about to lose to his tiny tiny wife.

西蒙要輸給他那小小的妻子。

I'm glad you won because that means I don't have to do any more. I am stuffed and

我很高興你贏了，因為這意味著我不必再做任何事情了。我已經吃飽了

amazed? I'm so impressed with my wife

驚訝？我對我老婆的印象很好

Let's go for ice cream!

我們去吃冰淇淋吧！

Wow Simon. I think everyone needs to see just how badly you lost.

哇，西蒙。我想每個人都需要看看你輸得有多慘。

I can't believe how well you did

我不敢相信你做得這麼好

I was expecting you to give up. This is unbelievable girl

我還以為你會放棄呢。這是難以置信的女孩

this is a new side of you that I haven't seen, because I whooped you in the dumpling challenge.

這是一個新的一面 你，我還沒有看到， 因為我擊敗你 在餃子挑戰。

No food competition ever tells

沒有任何一個美食大賽告訴

people they can't have water. I gave up because it was too salty. -all this 'could've', 'would've' business doesn't matter

人，他們不能有水。我放棄了，因為它太鹹了。-所有這些 "本可以"，"本會 "的事情都不重要了。

Now you guys know the truth. -The whole point is -I whooped him. -This is a tie, one for Martina, one for me

現在你們知道真相了-重點是我打敗了他.-這是一個平局，一個是瑪蒂娜，一個是我。

What?! How is this a tie??

什麼？這怎麼會是平局呢？

One for Martina, one for me

一個給瑪蒂娜，一個給我

This is clearly not a tie -Nonono, overall in our food experiences -Not even close, I ate more rice than you I even finished your croquet